Adam Cohen
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Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
September 20, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life
September 20, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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![Comic. [Two people considering diagrams on whiteboard] PERSON 1 with ponytail: The W bosons produced by the collider beam will mostly be left-handed. PERSON 2: So we should send in a *right*-handed batter.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiclaz76nd4vfvtlhm7bncogauon6wkv4dh6fm7llbx3u4igqfovu4)
September 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
September 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
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Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.
August 31, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.
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I can’t explain it but it came to me fully formed- Donald Trump and Tim Curry will die on the same day
September 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I can’t explain it but it came to me fully formed- Donald Trump and Tim Curry will die on the same day
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Man, all that really matters on this earth is that more people are sad than happy when you go
August 25, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Man, all that really matters on this earth is that more people are sad than happy when you go
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i believe our problems are fixable. we did manage to create a period of time when people could work a job, buy a house, and retire. i don't think this is some crazy unattainable thing, and i do believe essentially all of our big economic problems are fundamentally due to runaway wealth inequality
August 24, 2026 at 11:34 PM
i believe our problems are fixable. we did manage to create a period of time when people could work a job, buy a house, and retire. i don't think this is some crazy unattainable thing, and i do believe essentially all of our big economic problems are fundamentally due to runaway wealth inequality
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all of history is a struggle between guys who go “oh shit that’s crazy” and guys who say “that seems fake”
March 9, 2025 at 5:40 AM
all of history is a struggle between guys who go “oh shit that’s crazy” and guys who say “that seems fake”
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"Why do Master Race people always look like shabby little freaks" is one of those questions which answers itself if you think about it for even a moment
August 15, 2026 at 2:30 PM
"Why do Master Race people always look like shabby little freaks" is one of those questions which answers itself if you think about it for even a moment
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yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
August 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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When you have an agenda and when you don’t:
August 12, 2026 at 12:27 PM
When you have an agenda and when you don’t:
I voted for Kelda Roys AMA
August 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I voted for Kelda Roys AMA
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Wages? Stagnant.
Jobs? Don’t exist.
Doritos? $8.
Lettuce? Diarrhea.
Wife? Left me.
Libs? lol owned
Jobs? Don’t exist.
Doritos? $8.
Lettuce? Diarrhea.
Wife? Left me.
Libs? lol owned
Payrolls -23k vs +80k est / +57k prev
-103k net revision
U-3 UER 4.1% vs 4.2% exp / 4.2% prev
U-6 UER 7.9% vs 8.0% exp / 7.9% prev
LFPR 61.4% vs 61.6% est / 61.5% prev
Avg hourly earnings +0.1% MoM vs +0.3% MoM est / +0.3% prev
-103k net revision
U-3 UER 4.1% vs 4.2% exp / 4.2% prev
U-6 UER 7.9% vs 8.0% exp / 7.9% prev
LFPR 61.4% vs 61.6% est / 61.5% prev
Avg hourly earnings +0.1% MoM vs +0.3% MoM est / +0.3% prev
July Employment Situation Report due in 5 mins.
Payrolls est +80k vs +57k prev
U-3 UER est 4.2% vs 4.2% prev
U-6 UER est 8.0% vs 7.9% prev
LFPR est 61.6% vs 61.5% prev
Avg hourly earnings est +0.3% MoM vs +0.3% prev
Payrolls est +80k vs +57k prev
U-3 UER est 4.2% vs 4.2% prev
U-6 UER est 8.0% vs 7.9% prev
LFPR est 61.6% vs 61.5% prev
Avg hourly earnings est +0.3% MoM vs +0.3% prev
August 7, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Wages? Stagnant.
Jobs? Don’t exist.
Doritos? $8.
Lettuce? Diarrhea.
Wife? Left me.
Libs? lol owned
Jobs? Don’t exist.
Doritos? $8.
Lettuce? Diarrhea.
Wife? Left me.
Libs? lol owned
fucked a lit major and she yelled "I'm e e cumming"
August 7, 2026 at 1:39 AM
fucked a lit major and she yelled "I'm e e cumming"
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finally, the Democratic party has a plan.
July 31, 2026 at 6:35 AM
finally, the Democratic party has a plan.
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they’re doing nothing to me tomorrow #controlgroup
July 30, 2026 at 3:28 PM
they’re doing nothing to me tomorrow #controlgroup