Adam
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Shabbat Shuvah sounds like something Jabba the Hutt would say.
September 18, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Shabbat Shuvah sounds like something Jabba the Hutt would say.
"In the sun" and "in the Sun" mean two very different things.
July 15, 2026 at 5:14 PM
"In the sun" and "in the Sun" mean two very different things.
Is there a name for the feeling when you simultaneously realize the next step in your project will absolutely require a 10mm socket and that there's a miniscule chance you can actually locate one without running to Harbor Freight before it closes?
In German, maybe?
In German, maybe?
June 27, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Is there a name for the feeling when you simultaneously realize the next step in your project will absolutely require a 10mm socket and that there's a miniscule chance you can actually locate one without running to Harbor Freight before it closes?
In German, maybe?
In German, maybe?
Was watching with my girls and this couch gag came up; my youngest yells "short episode!"
My girl.
My girl.
May 17, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Was watching with my girls and this couch gag came up; my youngest yells "short episode!"
My girl.
My girl.
Did cops used to wear neckties? I seem to remember cops wearing neckties when I was a kid.
Seems like an objectively terrible idea.
Seems like an objectively terrible idea.
May 1, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Did cops used to wear neckties? I seem to remember cops wearing neckties when I was a kid.
Seems like an objectively terrible idea.
Seems like an objectively terrible idea.
I really want to go over and ask which one is Grandpa Joe, but I'm just not sure it'll land. You figure at least one of them had a library card in elementary school, right?
May 1, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I really want to go over and ask which one is Grandpa Joe, but I'm just not sure it'll land. You figure at least one of them had a library card in elementary school, right?
Can we all agree that if Trump's signature gets added to all the money we'll draw this on all the bills?
Live by the Sharpie...
Live by the Sharpie...
April 7, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Can we all agree that if Trump's signature gets added to all the money we'll draw this on all the bills?
Live by the Sharpie...
Live by the Sharpie...
Pesach is in desperate need of a good traditional greeting. I myself am torn between "Good Pooping To You" and "RUUUUUUUN!"
I feel like they could catch on. Not "Gut Shabbas" big, but respectable, you know?
I feel like they could catch on. Not "Gut Shabbas" big, but respectable, you know?
April 2, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Pesach is in desperate need of a good traditional greeting. I myself am torn between "Good Pooping To You" and "RUUUUUUUN!"
I feel like they could catch on. Not "Gut Shabbas" big, but respectable, you know?
I feel like they could catch on. Not "Gut Shabbas" big, but respectable, you know?
On my 3rd or 4th time through Project Hail Mary...how did I just now notice that Rocky is from Vulcan?
March 11, 2026 at 9:25 PM
On my 3rd or 4th time through Project Hail Mary...how did I just now notice that Rocky is from Vulcan?
Good. The democracy's already gone. Maybe if we start razing the landmarks people will start to think about what's next.
newrepublic.com/post/203747/...
newrepublic.com/post/203747/...
Trump Threatens to Destroy Another Priceless American Landmark
Donald Trump reveals that the Reflecting Pool is next on his renovation chopping block.
newrepublic.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Good. The democracy's already gone. Maybe if we start razing the landmarks people will start to think about what's next.
newrepublic.com/post/203747/...
newrepublic.com/post/203747/...
In the age of Mike & Ike's ropes and Nerds clusters, where are the Fruit Stripe people?
We liked the flavor so much we didn't care that it only lasts for 30 seconds. Come on, guys.
We liked the flavor so much we didn't care that it only lasts for 30 seconds. Come on, guys.
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
In the age of Mike & Ike's ropes and Nerds clusters, where are the Fruit Stripe people?
We liked the flavor so much we didn't care that it only lasts for 30 seconds. Come on, guys.
We liked the flavor so much we didn't care that it only lasts for 30 seconds. Come on, guys.
I've seen this movie so many times .... how did I miss this obvious dig at William Shatner?
youtu.be/cKLIivrA3g0?...
youtu.be/cKLIivrA3g0?...
Valeris - Sabot
YouTube video by Dan Martin
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I've seen this movie so many times .... how did I miss this obvious dig at William Shatner?
youtu.be/cKLIivrA3g0?...
youtu.be/cKLIivrA3g0?...
There's a classic TV show where they referred to a big common workspace with a bunch of desks in it as "the bullpen". Does anyone remember what it was?
October 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
There's a classic TV show where they referred to a big common workspace with a bunch of desks in it as "the bullpen". Does anyone remember what it was?
The first prototype of my SixSevenator is complete. Soon I will be unstoppable. Moo ha ha.
(Updates to follow...)
(Updates to follow...)
October 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The first prototype of my SixSevenator is complete. Soon I will be unstoppable. Moo ha ha.
(Updates to follow...)
(Updates to follow...)
Making caramelized onions and I'm all about this spatula right now. Motherfucker deGLAZES.
September 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Making caramelized onions and I'm all about this spatula right now. Motherfucker deGLAZES.
TWO SovCits in this morning's calendar call! Maybe the judge will let us race em!
kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain with the words i 'm so excited !
ALT: kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain with the words i 'm so excited !
media.tenor.com
September 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
TWO SovCits in this morning's calendar call! Maybe the judge will let us race em!
Nerd announcement:
I just learned that the center of rotation of a polygon is the intersection of the perpendicular bisectors of the segments defined by corresponding points on the "before" and "after" bits.
Which means I might be able to build a scale model Big Chicken.
Maybe.
That is all.
I just learned that the center of rotation of a polygon is the intersection of the perpendicular bisectors of the segments defined by corresponding points on the "before" and "after" bits.
Which means I might be able to build a scale model Big Chicken.
Maybe.
That is all.
August 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Nerd announcement:
I just learned that the center of rotation of a polygon is the intersection of the perpendicular bisectors of the segments defined by corresponding points on the "before" and "after" bits.
Which means I might be able to build a scale model Big Chicken.
Maybe.
That is all.
I just learned that the center of rotation of a polygon is the intersection of the perpendicular bisectors of the segments defined by corresponding points on the "before" and "after" bits.
Which means I might be able to build a scale model Big Chicken.
Maybe.
That is all.
Michael Wolff either has tremendous access and insight into the most consequential presidency in American history (the last one always is) or is completely full of shit.
Shouldn't someone be trying to find out which one of those things are true? I know I'd like to know.
Shouldn't someone be trying to find out which one of those things are true? I know I'd like to know.
August 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Michael Wolff either has tremendous access and insight into the most consequential presidency in American history (the last one always is) or is completely full of shit.
Shouldn't someone be trying to find out which one of those things are true? I know I'd like to know.
Shouldn't someone be trying to find out which one of those things are true? I know I'd like to know.
Macros are the Amish Country of MS Office.
"Look, honey. They're using 'Set'!"
"Look, honey. They're using 'Set'!"
August 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Macros are the Amish Country of MS Office.
"Look, honey. They're using 'Set'!"
"Look, honey. They're using 'Set'!"
Hey @techconnectify.bsky.social ... how is it that you've never done a video on the humble filmstrip? Warbly-throated slideshows were the highlight of science class when I was a youngun.
August 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Hey @techconnectify.bsky.social ... how is it that you've never done a video on the humble filmstrip? Warbly-throated slideshows were the highlight of science class when I was a youngun.
Happy 25th Anniversary to Nerd Frustration Summer. (Bonus points if you heard the score as soon as you saw the picture.)
August 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happy 25th Anniversary to Nerd Frustration Summer. (Bonus points if you heard the score as soon as you saw the picture.)
I'm calling bullshit. Dogs totally know it's not bacon. Your dog just sucks.
July 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I'm calling bullshit. Dogs totally know it's not bacon. Your dog just sucks.
Why was Mott the "Ship's Barber"? There are more than a thousand people aboard. Surely there was more than one barber.
July 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Why was Mott the "Ship's Barber"? There are more than a thousand people aboard. Surely there was more than one barber.
Are we actually supposed to believe that Michael wolf has a big secret source inside the White House that tells him exactly what's going on 12 hours after it happens?
Isn't he famous for being kind of full of shit?
Isn't he famous for being kind of full of shit?
July 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Are we actually supposed to believe that Michael wolf has a big secret source inside the White House that tells him exactly what's going on 12 hours after it happens?
Isn't he famous for being kind of full of shit?
Isn't he famous for being kind of full of shit?
Shouldn't it be Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry Studios?
July 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Shouldn't it be Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry Studios?