I dig the line, but I have to wonder. Does it go "hanged, executed", or "executed, hanged"? My instinct is the latter, but if the execution is the whole act rather than the very last bit (i.e. "The execution began at 12:01 AM; the condemned was pronounced dead at 12:37")

Holy shit, it was right where I put it and I don't even know how to respond to this.

At the very least there ought to be a light and a siren.

That doesn't have the same cadence as "It's time to light the lights."

But what's the second line?

Do they think Trump didn't want Kimmel fired yesterday? Word is out. If that was enough, he'd have been pitching a Man Show reboot months ago.

(to be fair, they mostly don't have the game because they don't need it. They don't hide their crimes. They just do what they want and their supporters are fine with it. When you have that club in your bag there's no point in developing a complicated conspiracy theory.)

Any theory that involves the Trump administration effectively implementing a complicated plan without anyone noticing should be looked at with extreme skepticism. They just don't have the game.

I know how obnoxious it is to post a reply just saying "Good boy", but..

Good boy.

Do you want to know more?

The customary response is left as an exercise for the reader.

Like the Proud Boys...a Nazi plus a coward.

Oh, come on. How hard is that? The chart is the same every time.

That man sure could own a pause.

Plus, I met that guy's grandmother. She borrowed my pencil and said she would give it back but never did.

That movie was so much better than it had any right to be.