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Adam Rosenzweig
@adamthealchemist.bsky.social
More than just a PhD and a great pair of tits

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I need to make some laminated pastry, urgently
September 16, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Hi it my birthday!! Yall know the drill
September 13, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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Okay everyone. Here’s the YouTube interview with @jimmykimmel.com and @jamestalarico.bsky.social

You know what to do. Watch it. Share it. Donate. Bury them. youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...
Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
youtu.be
September 11, 2026 at 6:00 AM
So theres this Man that Burned
September 7, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Flying over the country makes me feel ao lucky I grew up in the Northeast
August 28, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Burning Man tomorrow
Spongebob Squarepants: Screaming Internally
ALT: Spongebob Squarepants: Screaming Internally
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August 27, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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REMINDER: Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in now 73 days. Yet he still:
•Has his job
•Gets paid, and
•Gets free world-class healthcare

The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, & against guaranteed paid leave—gets
all three as he needs it most.😐
August 27, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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And none of us will be surprised by the pearl clutching, histrionics that will occur.
August 26, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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August 24, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Steven Universe on the couch with snacks

Or

ATLA in bed with crochet

????
August 23, 2026 at 2:37 AM
You know when good things happen in your life so numerously and unexpectedly that you just feel like screaming?
August 22, 2026 at 3:36 PM
This kind of messaging leaves out the most important fact which is everyone in power is stealing this money.

Where is the money?

Those in power are embezzling and hiding it, and leaving national debt behind

Our nation is being robbed, lets focus on that

Theft, robbery, and embezzlement
NO 👇 LIES DETECTED.......
August 20, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Ameeeeeerica, Ameeeeeerica, god spread his grace on thee
Walmart just received a $2.9 billion tariff refund, massively boosting the company's profits.

Regular people paid the costs of tariffs by and large across America.

But now corporations are getting huge checks from the government, while working people get nothing.
August 20, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Pillion (2025)
This is a walking security risk, I cannot actually believe this person is allowed anywhere near the President of the United States
August 20, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Drawlings
August 20, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Yall mind if i just
August 19, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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Would pay extra for a gym for a gym that bans "influencers" with 300 followers filming every single breath in the gym.
August 18, 2026 at 9:06 AM
I wore pants that were too tight and made my lower back injury flare up

Unrelated Im turning 32 in less than a month
August 18, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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Not gonna lie, seeing this image tonight fucked me up a bit. I was a critic when this came out, and had to cover it, and really enjoyed both girls in it. Tragic neither saw 40. It's so weird having watched two little girls grow up into women on screen, only to be writing this after they are gone.
August 17, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Getting real damn tired of stepping outside and immediately 10/10 sweating
August 14, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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August 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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😂
August 13, 2026 at 11:53 AM
I put him on mine and posted a cute photo, he didnt like it
August 13, 2026 at 3:06 PM
The boy I like put me on his CF before I put him on mine 😍
August 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Its 2026

Your gym selfies are not obligatory, they never were
August 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM