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Jolly Green Dragon
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Nothing quite like coming downstairs at 6am half-awake to find my mother has made Crochethulu and left him perfectly illuminated on the kitchen table.
September 28, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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Card commission I drew for @blazinthekobold.bsky.social

Yippiiii, the bortsch is ready! 🧡
September 28, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Missing my favorite part where he hunted Nazis as part of RAF Intelligence.
September 21, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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Legend
September 20, 2026 at 8:46 AM
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And just so we're perfectly clear...

ABOLISH ICE!

VENOM would eat their brains, but finds them lacking, so they'll just squish 'em instead!

Art by PointmanApunito160

#ComicSky #AbolishICE #FuckICE
September 20, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Seattle makes polyamory, pansexuality and asexuality protected classes.
Seattle makes polyamory, pansexuality and asexuality protected classes
The Seattle City Council voted on Tuesday to adopt civil rights protections for people who are polyamorous or in other nontraditional relationships.
www.knkx.org
September 17, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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Fuck man he even addressed the top shortage
September 18, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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Gorillaz frontman Damon Albarn waves a Palestinian flag on stage while urging fans to speak out for Gaza:

“Don’t forget this—ever. Stand your position. Don’t ever be neutral.”
September 19, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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Personally I would not pick this fight with the youtube guy who demonstrates all the ways he can nail you with an arrow at 200 yards using his feet while wearing 12-inch Pleasers, whose wife can also kill you with her bare hands, and has 9 billionteen followers who are all trans women with swords.
Blumineck lo ha vuelto a hacer 🥹 le aplaudo hasta que se me caigan las manos, bravo.

"Be masculine, be feminine, be neither, or be both. But be kind."
September 15, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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a reminder 🪄

#illustration
September 7, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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FUCK STICKER MULE.
NEVER USE STICKER MULE.
Man sticker mule is advertising all over YouTube, stealing sticker app’s ad aesthetics and really hoping you forget about the obscene amount of money they’ve donated to Trump and also making a Trump statue. But I remember. We all remember, sticker mule. cbs6albany.com/news/local/s...
Sticker Mule CEO unveils Trump statue, citing failed assassination as political catalyst
Sticker Mule CEO Anthony Constantino unveiled a statue honoring President Donald Trump, called the "Defiance Monument."
cbs6albany.com
September 6, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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You know who we need most when companies overreach and desperately need reminding of their place? People who are already spending their cash on said company.

I would love to start a Cancel Your Nitro Membership and Pass Along the Sentiment train.

Just cancelled mine. Join me ✨ 🌹
September 4, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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This shit is why you can't separate continuing to financially support the Harry Potter IP (whether by buying the games, merch, watching the new TV show when its out) from the consequences of what JK Rowling does with that money

She's become so stiflingly powerful that even private docs arent safe
I've never seen such an effort to censor a document as I have the Amnesty International report on gender critical groups because of JK Rowling.

They removed the report from the Wayback Machine and now I got a DMCA strike on my Google Drive for having it. It was deleted and removed from my account.
August 20, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Which part of the bible involves the giant inflatable bug?
Today’s Italy update: we went in a church and there was a big inflatable bug
September 5, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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September 4, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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This one’s my favourite
September 3, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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my nude king
September 2, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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it do be like that
August 30, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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ISTFG
August 18, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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August 26, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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I love Petra Parker
August 26, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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She denied Nazi crimes against trans people. That's a fact. Whether this counts as Holocaust denial depends on how you define it (and I've seen historians define it differently); but this is most certainly not any kind of libellous statement if you adopt the broader (quite commonplace) definition.
This is factually true but you can't criticize JK Rowling in the UK without having ruinous lawfare threatened against you.
August 26, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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Jabba was right
May 20, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott.

Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:
August 25, 2026 at 3:00 PM
The neighbors and local constabulatory disapprove of my joint communions with the local cicadas. They wish to prevent me from gaining the screaming insects forbidden knowledge under the false accusations of "scaring the children" and "disturbing the peace."
August 25, 2026 at 12:45 AM