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You get the gist of it
The Pinnacle is always on top
September 17, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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September 17, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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Why THE BUTCHER rules!
March 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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I have a theory. I think Tony Khan has perfected cloning technology and is using it to keep making new Darbys. None of them actually survive the matches they have. We just get a new one every week. That is the only explanation that makes sense. #AEWDynamite
September 3, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I’m pretty sure both Will Ospreay and Kenny Omega died during the match but Tony Khan had a necromancer on hand to animate the bodies to finish it out. #AEWallin
August 30, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Will Ospreay right now #AEWallin
August 30, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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Darby Allin has a lot of insane spots

This one might be my favorite lmao holy shit
Darby, you fuckin' nutter lmao
August 30, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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Darby, you fuckin' nutter lmao
August 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Intensifies
extremely invested in the future of Sting Jr.
August 30, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live:

The Young Bucks
Jungle Boy
Luchasaurus
Toni Storm
Britt Baker
Andrade El Ídolo
Will Ospreay
Swerve Strickland
Jon Moxley
QT Marshall
August 30, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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"Justin Roberts' Dream Match" lol #AEWAllIn 🤼
August 30, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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August 30, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Takeshita v Fletcher v Okada
Nigel Tufnel: These Go To Eleven
ALT: Nigel Tufnel: These Go To Eleven
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August 30, 2026 at 6:23 PM
It’s time. #AEWALLIN
August 30, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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Evergreen Sisters of Sin reaction #AEWAllIn 🤼
August 30, 2026 at 4:37 PM
How are Bobby Lashley and Shelton Benjamin both in their 50’s?
August 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM
It’s such a trope for the HBO feed to always turn heel.
August 30, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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extremely invested in the future of Sting Jr.
August 30, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I thought cheap pops were Punk’s main gimmick during his comeback run.
I love Punk (usually) but that is a cheap pop for a very prominent Hawks fan
August 2, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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RICOCHET!! #AEWCollision
July 31, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Tony Khan: so what do you think your gimmick should be in your return to AEW

Andrade: I’m sexy. Women want to get with me and the crowd wants me to take my pants off

Tony Khan: That will never get over

Andrade:
Andrade Aew
Alt: Andrade Aew redemption. #AEWredemption All elite wrestling How you know
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July 27, 2026 at 2:27 AM
ME: “I need help opening this jar of pickles”

DARBY ALLIN: “I’ll do anything physically possible to make sure this jar gets opened”, he says just before jumping off the top of the fridge delivering a coffin drop onto the pickle jar sending shards of glass flying.
June 25, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Has there ever been a heel trio tag team where the third member never tagged in, but was good at all the shenanigans, cheating, and breaking up pins. The face gets frustrated but never can touch the heel as never tags in. Goes on like this for matches until an accidental tag and heel gets destroyed.
June 19, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Wrestlers are so lazy when it comes to insulting cities. Rarely doing any homework to truly go at the audience. Instead it’s always the same generic insults applied to every single city.
June 12, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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My only complaint about Stadium Stampede is that they’ve teased vehicular homicide enough that eventually, they’re gonna have to take a person’s life for the credibility of the business. #AEWDON
May 25, 2026 at 3:32 AM