Warren Protein
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From the land of pleasant living. Fix your hearts or die. COYS
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Warren Protein
@alanwhickers.bsky.social
· Nov 25
Few realize that “Deion” is a bastardized form of the Slavic name “Dejan”
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7L 428C TWO-DOOR 17.6' CONVERTIBLE
September 17, 2026 at 6:43 PM
7L 428C TWO-DOOR 17.6' CONVERTIBLE
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Why has everyone who cannot drive decided that they need to back their car into parking spots every time
September 9, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Why has everyone who cannot drive decided that they need to back their car into parking spots every time
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When the eel and kidney pie’s not Cheltington’s
September 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
When the eel and kidney pie’s not Cheltington’s
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I speak on behalf of the nation’s oafs, galoots, brutes, meatheads, lugs, gorillas, clods, and gormless lummoxes when I say we sincerely and without reserve disavow Mr John Fetterman.
September 4, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I speak on behalf of the nation’s oafs, galoots, brutes, meatheads, lugs, gorillas, clods, and gormless lummoxes when I say we sincerely and without reserve disavow Mr John Fetterman.
Sleaford Mods songs are like a self-taught bassist messed around and found something, then the coolest guy in the world was like “stop. do that one right there 180 times in a row” and put the exact right drum machine beat on top of it
September 2, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Sleaford Mods songs are like a self-taught bassist messed around and found something, then the coolest guy in the world was like “stop. do that one right there 180 times in a row” and put the exact right drum machine beat on top of it
Confirmed 100% accurate
August 28, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Confirmed 100% accurate
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Gas is $4, burger is $20, lettuce is diarrhea, anyway you have to call Grimace "Donald Grimace" now or you can't get a passport
August 27, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Gas is $4, burger is $20, lettuce is diarrhea, anyway you have to call Grimace "Donald Grimace" now or you can't get a passport
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so what are we replacing HOMES with to remember the Great Lakes? SHAME feels too on the nose but it’s the easiest one
August 27, 2026 at 5:53 PM
so what are we replacing HOMES with to remember the Great Lakes? SHAME feels too on the nose but it’s the easiest one
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when democrats in congress learn about a streamer
August 27, 2026 at 12:54 PM
when democrats in congress learn about a streamer
Last night I did the thing Swan Boy does here except about Yves Bissouma not realizing his full potential at Tottenham
August 23, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Last night I did the thing Swan Boy does here except about Yves Bissouma not realizing his full potential at Tottenham
Gran Torino didn’t do it for me because the dialogue was so heavy-handed that I felt personally offended.
CLINT EASTWOOD: [glares horribly at some Hmong-Americans for 30 seconds]
ME, A HUMAN: I am to understand he hates these people.
CLINT EASTWOOD: God, I really hate these people.
ME: come on.
CLINT EASTWOOD: [glares horribly at some Hmong-Americans for 30 seconds]
ME, A HUMAN: I am to understand he hates these people.
CLINT EASTWOOD: God, I really hate these people.
ME: come on.
Whats a movie everyone fucking loves that you despise?
It doesnt have to be objectively bad, you just objectively DID NOT.
Heres one for me since Ive been on a Barbara Loden kick lately-
It doesnt have to be objectively bad, you just objectively DID NOT.
Heres one for me since Ive been on a Barbara Loden kick lately-
August 18, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Gran Torino didn’t do it for me because the dialogue was so heavy-handed that I felt personally offended.
CLINT EASTWOOD: [glares horribly at some Hmong-Americans for 30 seconds]
ME, A HUMAN: I am to understand he hates these people.
CLINT EASTWOOD: God, I really hate these people.
ME: come on.
CLINT EASTWOOD: [glares horribly at some Hmong-Americans for 30 seconds]
ME, A HUMAN: I am to understand he hates these people.
CLINT EASTWOOD: God, I really hate these people.
ME: come on.
Nancy Mace has more problematic woulds than my altar boy career
August 18, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Nancy Mace has more problematic woulds than my altar boy career
This is one of my favorite comics of all time
![Lost episode of Arthur. Arthur's dad brings in a shambolic man wearing sunglasses and also rendered with little ears. Arthur's dad says "Arthur, meet your great uncle, LOU Reed." Lou Reed says something that is [redacted]. Arthur is shaken to his core.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:e72cwu7fen37hzzzhwy6mkxp/bafkreidwcbwyxe7da62scgftghy4l7oiml5l2v6w2yja556zehimvfoxwy)
August 4, 2026 at 3:03 PM
This is one of my favorite comics of all time
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No matter how desperate you are to appease a toddler, handing them your wallet is never the right move
August 4, 2026 at 9:14 AM
No matter how desperate you are to appease a toddler, handing them your wallet is never the right move
The range of acceptability:
1 through 4
2 through 4 (depending on the bread)
1 through 3
Personally:
1
4
1 or 2
1 through 4
2 through 4 (depending on the bread)
1 through 3
Personally:
1
4
1 or 2
August 4, 2026 at 8:44 AM
The range of acceptability:
1 through 4
2 through 4 (depending on the bread)
1 through 3
Personally:
1
4
1 or 2
1 through 4
2 through 4 (depending on the bread)
1 through 3
Personally:
1
4
1 or 2
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Gen-Xers wanting to portray younger people as soft really walked right into the frankly devastating “hosedrinker” nickname
June 1, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Gen-Xers wanting to portray younger people as soft really walked right into the frankly devastating “hosedrinker” nickname
Thinking about Anthony Fauci? In this economy?!
July 28, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Thinking about Anthony Fauci? In this economy?!
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Real ones cannot get enough of falling asleep at 9pm and waking at 4am… sometimes for 2 hours, sometimes for the day! 😤💪
July 20, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Real ones cannot get enough of falling asleep at 9pm and waking at 4am… sometimes for 2 hours, sometimes for the day! 😤💪
Djed is a golden god dude.
July 15, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Djed is a golden god dude.
Crazy World Cup stat they just shared on the Fox broadcast:
This match is the first since 1966 (when total TV records were first kept) that made the majority of viewers feel for the entire first half like they were watching “2 Girls, 1 Cup”
This match is the first since 1966 (when total TV records were first kept) that made the majority of viewers feel for the entire first half like they were watching “2 Girls, 1 Cup”
July 15, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Crazy World Cup stat they just shared on the Fox broadcast:
This match is the first since 1966 (when total TV records were first kept) that made the majority of viewers feel for the entire first half like they were watching “2 Girls, 1 Cup”
This match is the first since 1966 (when total TV records were first kept) that made the majority of viewers feel for the entire first half like they were watching “2 Girls, 1 Cup”
This match already sucks balls
July 15, 2026 at 7:15 PM
This match already sucks balls
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never forget jannik sinner was in an andrea bocelli music video
Andrea Bocelli - Polvere e Gloria ft. Jannik Sinner
YouTube video by AndreaBocelliVEVO
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July 12, 2026 at 4:05 PM
never forget jannik sinner was in an andrea bocelli music video