Alix Claps, Esq.
@alixclaps.bsky.social
Family and Civil Litigation. Appeals. Mom. Wolverine. Jersey Girl. No legal advice to be found here.
Bucket hat remains undefeated.
September 20, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Bucket hat remains undefeated.
Now that I think about it, “absolute chimneys” does sound like a Gus-ism.
September 19, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Now that I think about it, “absolute chimneys” does sound like a Gus-ism.
I WAS YOUNGER THEN
September 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I WAS YOUNGER THEN
I have seen SO MANY ads for elections that I have no relationship to out here in NJ.
September 13, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I have seen SO MANY ads for elections that I have no relationship to out here in NJ.
Fine, but he still has to do the stadium stairs on Monday because of the stupid penalty earlier.
September 12, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Fine, but he still has to do the stadium stairs on Monday because of the stupid penalty earlier.
Can someone teach him to strap his helmet properly?
September 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Can someone teach him to strap his helmet properly?
Followed by each team getting a “half the distance to the goal” penalty from inside the 5
September 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Followed by each team getting a “half the distance to the goal” penalty from inside the 5
Every time there’s a hothead penalty, it’s Hill.
September 12, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Every time there’s a hothead penalty, it’s Hill.
I find myself repeatedly yelling “I can live with that!” at the tv
September 12, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I find myself repeatedly yelling “I can live with that!” at the tv
Can’t live in fear of him getting injured. Just gotta run him.
September 12, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Can’t live in fear of him getting injured. Just gotta run him.
They do seem quick on the flags today
September 12, 2026 at 4:28 PM
They do seem quick on the flags today
Or the all blues, I like the all blues.
September 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Or the all blues, I like the all blues.
A few years ago I would have said no, but I don’t think losing Rutgers would impact the Big Ten Network existing in the NY media market cable packages at this point, which is, of course, why Rutgers was appealing in the first place.
September 12, 2026 at 9:31 AM
A few years ago I would have said no, but I don’t think losing Rutgers would impact the Big Ten Network existing in the NY media market cable packages at this point, which is, of course, why Rutgers was appealing in the first place.
I will be at that game, which has the possibility to be the most chaotic game of all time.
September 12, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I will be at that game, which has the possibility to be the most chaotic game of all time.
In what I can only assume is an act of mercy, ESPN2 keeps freezing on my TV so I have to switch away
September 12, 2026 at 12:42 AM
In what I can only assume is an act of mercy, ESPN2 keeps freezing on my TV so I have to switch away
Ah, yes, my lawsuits based on “philosophy” always go well.
September 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Ah, yes, my lawsuits based on “philosophy” always go well.
The referenced to “coerced” really suggests fraternity hazing rituals to me.
September 7, 2026 at 9:47 PM
The referenced to “coerced” really suggests fraternity hazing rituals to me.
I am SO bad at this game, yet I cannot stop. I’m thrilled when I’m within 1000 kilometers of the correct answer.
September 7, 2026 at 10:20 AM
I am SO bad at this game, yet I cannot stop. I’m thrilled when I’m within 1000 kilometers of the correct answer.
Feeling the impulse to watch PROJECT HAIL MARY today
September 6, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Feeling the impulse to watch PROJECT HAIL MARY today
Guy coming in from out of bounds is first guy to touch the ball. I genuinely don’t know if it matters whether there was time left or not.
September 6, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Guy coming in from out of bounds is first guy to touch the ball. I genuinely don’t know if it matters whether there was time left or not.