Alix Claps, Esq.
@alixclaps.bsky.social
Family and Civil Litigation. Appeals. Mom. Wolverine. Jersey Girl. No legal advice to be found here.
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Look goddamnit
It's entirely possible
To eat a plum
And not make a poem about it
The one I just ate
Wasn't even in the
Goddamn refrigerator
Or anything
Sometimes a plum
Is just a plum
You can just eat it
And go on with your life
WHAT
Why are you looking at me
What'd I do now
(looks) oh GODDAMNIT
It's entirely possible
To eat a plum
And not make a poem about it
The one I just ate
Wasn't even in the
Goddamn refrigerator
Or anything
Sometimes a plum
Is just a plum
You can just eat it
And go on with your life
WHAT
Why are you looking at me
What'd I do now
(looks) oh GODDAMNIT
September 22, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Look goddamnit
It's entirely possible
To eat a plum
And not make a poem about it
The one I just ate
Wasn't even in the
Goddamn refrigerator
Or anything
Sometimes a plum
Is just a plum
You can just eat it
And go on with your life
WHAT
Why are you looking at me
What'd I do now
(looks) oh GODDAMNIT
It's entirely possible
To eat a plum
And not make a poem about it
The one I just ate
Wasn't even in the
Goddamn refrigerator
Or anything
Sometimes a plum
Is just a plum
You can just eat it
And go on with your life
WHAT
Why are you looking at me
What'd I do now
(looks) oh GODDAMNIT
My neighbor, two acres away, is playing “Karma Chameleon” at a volume loud enough for me to understand the lyrics through my completely closed windows.
September 12, 2026 at 7:01 PM
My neighbor, two acres away, is playing “Karma Chameleon” at a volume loud enough for me to understand the lyrics through my completely closed windows.
Paging @janecoaston.bsky.social for the all PI offense
September 12, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Paging @janecoaston.bsky.social for the all PI offense
I am learning about new and exciting pre-snap penalties this season, so, yay education?
September 12, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I am learning about new and exciting pre-snap penalties this season, so, yay education?
Honestly, not doing great on the first drive feels a lot more like proper Michigan play.
September 12, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Honestly, not doing great on the first drive feels a lot more like proper Michigan play.
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This is a weird emotion. Is there a German word for being embarrassed and a little angry to win?
September 6, 2026 at 3:08 AM
This is a weird emotion. Is there a German word for being embarrassed and a little angry to win?
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Look, I'm not saying we're getting what we deserve for wearing the maize monstrosities at Michigan Stadium, but the drum major dropped the mace toss, everything has been cursed from the word go.
September 6, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Look, I'm not saying we're getting what we deserve for wearing the maize monstrosities at Michigan Stadium, but the drum major dropped the mace toss, everything has been cursed from the word go.
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The all maize uniforms are somehow even uglier than the last time we saw them. Maybe now that we pay the players we can get rid of these forever.
September 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
The all maize uniforms are somehow even uglier than the last time we saw them. Maybe now that we pay the players we can get rid of these forever.
Oh, Scarlet Knight, NO
September 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Oh, Scarlet Knight, NO
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Rutgers invented college football in 1869 and has spent the last 160 years regretting the decision
September 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Rutgers invented college football in 1869 and has spent the last 160 years regretting the decision
THE AMERICAN RULE STINKS. THE LOSERS SHOULD HAVE TO PAY THE WINNERS’ COUNSEL FEES.
LAWSKY, GIMME YOUR ALL-CAPS LEGAL HOT TAKE
I'LL START: WARHOL WAS NOT BAD, ACTUALLY, BECAUSE IT MORE CLOSELY ALIGNED FAIR USE ANALYSIS WITH ENTIRELY REASONABLE POPULAR BELIEFS ABOUT COPYRIGHT LAW
I'LL START: WARHOL WAS NOT BAD, ACTUALLY, BECAUSE IT MORE CLOSELY ALIGNED FAIR USE ANALYSIS WITH ENTIRELY REASONABLE POPULAR BELIEFS ABOUT COPYRIGHT LAW
ACTUALLY THE FAILURE IS NOT CORPORATE LAW (DELAWARE LAW) BUT SECURITIES LAW WHICH CREATED MODERN VENTURE CAPITAL - THOSE FREAKIN' FUNDS WOULDN'T EXIST IF NOT FOR LOOSENING OF THE SECURITIES LAWS IN 1996 I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL
August 31, 2026 at 8:58 PM
THE AMERICAN RULE STINKS. THE LOSERS SHOULD HAVE TO PAY THE WINNERS’ COUNSEL FEES.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
July 27, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
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I just saw a meme that said “get in losers, we’re reclaiming the emdash”.
People.
PEOPLE.
Where are your STANDARDS? It CLEARLY should be “get in, losers — we’re reclaiming the em dash.”
People.
PEOPLE.
Where are your STANDARDS? It CLEARLY should be “get in, losers — we’re reclaiming the em dash.”
July 21, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I just saw a meme that said “get in losers, we’re reclaiming the emdash”.
People.
PEOPLE.
Where are your STANDARDS? It CLEARLY should be “get in, losers — we’re reclaiming the em dash.”
People.
PEOPLE.
Where are your STANDARDS? It CLEARLY should be “get in, losers — we’re reclaiming the em dash.”
I’m rooting for more Absolute Chimneys.
July 19, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I’m rooting for more Absolute Chimneys.
Bring back the estate tax.
July 19, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Bring back the estate tax.
Mr Brightside at Scotland/Morocco. Guess we know Group C is the Big Ten.
June 19, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Mr Brightside at Scotland/Morocco. Guess we know Group C is the Big Ten.
Have they been asleep?? It was absolutely noticed by anyone paying the slightest bit of attention.
Misogyny is an increasing factor in far-right attacks, but it often goes unnoticed.
For far-right extremists, the rise of a new enemy: Women
Misogyny is an increasing factor in far-right attacks, but it often goes unnoticed.
n.pr
June 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Have they been asleep?? It was absolutely noticed by anyone paying the slightest bit of attention.
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New Jersey's $50 nursing home personal allowance is a disgrace
New Jersey’s $50 nursing home personal allowance is a disgrace
After a lifetime of work, nursing home residents deserve more.
jerseyvindicator.org
May 31, 2026 at 7:26 PM
New Jersey's $50 nursing home personal allowance is a disgrace
A TREE LAW case walked into my office today. I am giddy.
May 28, 2026 at 9:47 PM
A TREE LAW case walked into my office today. I am giddy.
Will Bite.
May 23, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Will Bite.
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This is coming from a place of warmth and acceptance…
-It’s ‘sleight of hand’
-It’s ‘bated breath’
-It’s ‘lo and behold’
-It’s ‘one fell swoop’
-It’s ‘brass tacks’
-It’s ‘free rein’
-It’s ‘sleight of hand’
-It’s ‘bated breath’
-It’s ‘lo and behold’
-It’s ‘one fell swoop’
-It’s ‘brass tacks’
-It’s ‘free rein’
April 29, 2026 at 5:32 PM
This is coming from a place of warmth and acceptance…
-It’s ‘sleight of hand’
-It’s ‘bated breath’
-It’s ‘lo and behold’
-It’s ‘one fell swoop’
-It’s ‘brass tacks’
-It’s ‘free rein’
-It’s ‘sleight of hand’
-It’s ‘bated breath’
-It’s ‘lo and behold’
-It’s ‘one fell swoop’
-It’s ‘brass tacks’
-It’s ‘free rein’
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