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Always fun to learn some facts about everyone's favorite South Park character!
August 27, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Always fun to learn some facts about everyone's favorite South Park character!
Just like with Dolly Parton, there are going to be some people that only remember Tim Curry for his giant breasts.
August 27, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Just like with Dolly Parton, there are going to be some people that only remember Tim Curry for his giant breasts.
One man's treasure is his. Unless of course someone steals it. It then becomes theirs, albeit illegally.
August 24, 2026 at 3:11 AM
One man's treasure is his. Unless of course someone steals it. It then becomes theirs, albeit illegally.
Alley McBowl
August 20, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Alley McBowl
Before the chair, you were either standing up or lying down. There was no third thing.
August 19, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Before the chair, you were either standing up or lying down. There was no third thing.
I like to imagine that all the characters played by Sigourney Weaver are the same actress playing them.
August 16, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I like to imagine that all the characters played by Sigourney Weaver are the same actress playing them.
Ranking Nicks:
1. elodeon
2. Swardson
3. Cage
4. Reiner
5. elback
1. elodeon
2. Swardson
3. Cage
4. Reiner
5. elback
August 13, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Ranking Nicks:
1. elodeon
2. Swardson
3. Cage
4. Reiner
5. elback
1. elodeon
2. Swardson
3. Cage
4. Reiner
5. elback
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MILFS in YOUR area have gone SILENT. our SCREENS are showing NOTHING. we don't KNOW where they WENT
August 13, 2026 at 12:42 AM
MILFS in YOUR area have gone SILENT. our SCREENS are showing NOTHING. we don't KNOW where they WENT
Woodstock 9/11
August 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Woodstock 9/11
If I go to Weird Al's house and he doesn't have a sign that says Live Laugh Lunch it would still be fine either way
August 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
If I go to Weird Al's house and he doesn't have a sign that says Live Laugh Lunch it would still be fine either way
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donald trump has died
August 11, 2026 at 5:01 AM
donald trump has died
I don't care what science says, the only dinosaur that came from a bird is the pterodactyl on account of its big wings!
August 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I don't care what science says, the only dinosaur that came from a bird is the pterodactyl on account of its big wings!
I will always stand strong by my belief that Fortnite is a new game.
August 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I will always stand strong by my belief that Fortnite is a new game.
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More like Flawed the Impaler. The man was not perfect!
August 8, 2026 at 7:32 PM
More like Flawed the Impaler. The man was not perfect!
Someone should make a mashup of the vocals from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Amish Paradise" with the music from Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise"
July 23, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Someone should make a mashup of the vocals from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Amish Paradise" with the music from Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise"
Freddy Kroger has gotta be the scariest fuckin grocery store
July 16, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Freddy Kroger has gotta be the scariest fuckin grocery store
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20 years ago we used to have Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs and now we have Johnny Diarrhea, Bob Diarrhea and Steve Diarrhea.
July 14, 2026 at 6:53 PM
20 years ago we used to have Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs and now we have Johnny Diarrhea, Bob Diarrhea and Steve Diarrhea.
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July 1, 2026 at 2:56 AM
June 30, 2026 at 7:41 AM
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I don't need to buy a Rolex. I just look at their ads and figure out what time it is for free.
June 27, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I don't need to buy a Rolex. I just look at their ads and figure out what time it is for free.
Just once I would like to see someone BESIDES the press having a fucking field day
June 24, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Just once I would like to see someone BESIDES the press having a fucking field day
The human brain can hold up to 50 ideas but not in a row or all at once even
June 23, 2026 at 9:18 PM
The human brain can hold up to 50 ideas but not in a row or all at once even
Maybe I should start doing the Nazi salute so that I can have a trillion dollars as well
June 13, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Maybe I should start doing the Nazi salute so that I can have a trillion dollars as well
The Knicks, for me, are one of many Basket Ball Teams!
June 11, 2026 at 5:15 AM
The Knicks, for me, are one of many Basket Ball Teams!
I've got a riddle for you:
What has a face, keeps time, isn't a person, is a clock, but has no mouth or eyes or a nose, or hair?
The answer is a clock
What has a face, keeps time, isn't a person, is a clock, but has no mouth or eyes or a nose, or hair?
The answer is a clock
June 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I've got a riddle for you:
What has a face, keeps time, isn't a person, is a clock, but has no mouth or eyes or a nose, or hair?
The answer is a clock
What has a face, keeps time, isn't a person, is a clock, but has no mouth or eyes or a nose, or hair?
The answer is a clock