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Physically incapable of maintaining masc.
He/they
Black lives have always mattered
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Moving over to Bluesky as an excuse to repost this photo of me looking hot as fuck
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hi all! this is really difficult for me to talk about, but the store is in danger of closing before the end of the year.

you can read more about what happened here: www.mayakern.com/blog

i'm at a point where i need to ask for help. 👇
September 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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I was just thinking about this cool video review (and custom cocktail!) of my @neonhemlock.bsky.social book, THE IRON BELOW REMEMBERS
NEW VIDEO ALERT! Today on Bar Cart Bookshelf we're talking about THE IRON BELOW REMEMBERS by Sharang Biswas. The novella is a charmingly ribald celebration of queer masculinity, archeology, superscience, and strange magic; I was captivated. Our drink, Lochal, is midway between a gimlet and a lassi.
September 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Ok kitty go meow
May 20, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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Gay people shouldn’t have to work when the weather is nice.
May 18, 2026 at 12:08 PM
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Long Live the King #theowlhouse #toh
March 12, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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And they say romance is dead
March 29, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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My cool friend & former grad-student Alexandra Palocz made an awesome interactive theater piece for 1 played completely in the dark with a wooden-block-puzzle-based interface to further the story.

I played it at Cell Theater in Manhattan and it was excellent!
March 3, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Happy Year of the Horse everyone!! 🐎🧧
February 17, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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My speculative fiction awards eligible stuff for the year!

[Links below]
January 21, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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They still can cook on X The Everything App
February 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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lmao
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I really appreciate @electrolemon.bsky.social’s dedication to keeping one nipple out in his special in dropout.
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Unequivocally still would.
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Whose cooking is this 😭😭😭😭😭
November 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Can't get enough Wicked? Get the Wicked sippy cup, Wicked COVID-19 test, Wicked dental pliers, Wicked personal lubricant, Wicked single-use enema, Wicked videotape cleaner, Wicked amphetamine salt, Wicked white phosphorus, Wicked orbitoclast, Wicked candybar bag, Wicked candybar bag carrying bag,
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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It feels really performative at this point, but a reminder that it’s National Day of Mourning for Native folks

Relatedly, thousands of Native women are still disappearing and agencies are doing fuck all about it

Learn more here:

www.niwrc.org/mmiwr-awaren...

And here:

notournativedaughters.org
Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Relatives (MMIWR) | NIWRC
www.niwrc.org
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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we’re experiencing levels of cunty bob previously unrecognized by science
First look at Glenn Close as Drusilla Sickle in ‘THE HUNGER GAMES: SUNRISE ON THE REAPING’.

#SunriseOnTheReaping #GlennClose #HungerGames
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Rian Johnson and Daniel Craig are already working on ideas for ‘Knives Out 4’ 🔪

(via THR)
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Me 🤝 QT Cinderella’s boyfriend

Using the judge.
November 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Rereading old fanfic is great, cuz sometimes you find some absolute bangers, and then sometimes you remember what a weird kid you were
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Did Microsoft word start using AI in their spellcheck and grammar? It’s become shit from an ass
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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The most ethical way to consume NYT content is by logging into your local library's website every three days to "renew" the "pass" to which you are entitled by your free library membership
I should probably add that I don’t really think anyone should cancel their Times subscription or anything—I have a Times subscription too. I just wanted to pull some recent threads together and poke them a little. I want them to do better.
November 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This is one of the funnier autofills I’ve run across
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I will die on the hill of not calling it a skeet.
It’s our way of life
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
One benefit of wearing clothes that match the color of your food is that spills aren’t as visible.
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM