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Cabo Verde wins the World Cup in the round of 32, 2-3 to Argentina
July 4, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Cabo Verde wins the World Cup in the round of 32, 2-3 to Argentina
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The goal of bluesky is to never make the discover feed
June 30, 2026 at 8:18 PM
The goal of bluesky is to never make the discover feed
Let my crush sleep (back to back) with me in her bed to comfort her because her current bf was trying to open their relationship so he could cheat on her while working out of state, in the hopes she would say yes and let me be her sidepiece (it didnt work)
Okay in honor of Vrussini
What’s the most embarrassing you’ve ever been while down bad.
What’s the most embarrassing you’ve ever been while down bad.
She was DOWN BAD for this man OMG
April 23, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Let my crush sleep (back to back) with me in her bed to comfort her because her current bf was trying to open their relationship so he could cheat on her while working out of state, in the hopes she would say yes and let me be her sidepiece (it didnt work)
Don't have much money or school pride, but here's $1 for every month I managed at UT before I had to drop out @edsbs.bsky.social
April 22, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Don't have much money or school pride, but here's $1 for every month I managed at UT before I had to drop out @edsbs.bsky.social
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thing about autism is if you work really hard for many years, you can learn through trial-and-error how to navigate social situations and interpersonal connections SO effectively that people don't really believe you're autistic anymore and resent you for not being perfect at nonverbal communication
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
thing about autism is if you work really hard for many years, you can learn through trial-and-error how to navigate social situations and interpersonal connections SO effectively that people don't really believe you're autistic anymore and resent you for not being perfect at nonverbal communication
@minakimes.bsky.social as a follower (and fan) of your bluesky NFL list, I have an honest question: are there no good AZ analysts on BS? I seem to get news from every other team but my beloved Cards are only ever mentioned in passing, it seems.
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
@minakimes.bsky.social as a follower (and fan) of your bluesky NFL list, I have an honest question: are there no good AZ analysts on BS? I seem to get news from every other team but my beloved Cards are only ever mentioned in passing, it seems.
This is me, but with bad PI calls in football
Daytime me: “companies that replace humans with A.I. are evil”
Nighttime me, watching an ump call a pitch three inches outside a strike: “just give this moron’s job to a robot already”
Nighttime me, watching an ump call a pitch three inches outside a strike: “just give this moron’s job to a robot already”
September 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This is me, but with bad PI calls in football
Nothing I do matters
September 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Nothing I do matters
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when I was like 16, I was texting with this girl (2004, nokia bricks, T9, basically morse code) and she was like "hey I have to go I'm hanging out with my boyfriend" and in an ego-saving panic I sent back "AUTO-REPLY: I am undergoing major surgery"
August 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
when I was like 16, I was texting with this girl (2004, nokia bricks, T9, basically morse code) and she was like "hey I have to go I'm hanging out with my boyfriend" and in an ego-saving panic I sent back "AUTO-REPLY: I am undergoing major surgery"
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I rambled about Weapons and theories and why the inexplicable is so scary www.gq.com/story/everyt...
Everything Weapons Is (And Isn't) About
The pitfalls of treating a visceral and complicated work of art like a puzzle to be solved.
www.gq.com
August 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I rambled about Weapons and theories and why the inexplicable is so scary www.gq.com/story/everyt...
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If you count driving thru, 13. If you mean stayed in, 8.
July 31, 2025 at 12:52 AM
If you count driving thru, 13. If you mean stayed in, 8.
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Okayyy, here’s pic 3/4! The little goldfish has turned into a gigamermaid
If this post hits 100 reposts + 500 likes, I’ll unleash the spicy final version 😈
Y’all know what to do >:3
If this post hits 100 reposts + 500 likes, I’ll unleash the spicy final version 😈
Y’all know what to do >:3
July 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Okayyy, here’s pic 3/4! The little goldfish has turned into a gigamermaid
If this post hits 100 reposts + 500 likes, I’ll unleash the spicy final version 😈
Y’all know what to do >:3
If this post hits 100 reposts + 500 likes, I’ll unleash the spicy final version 😈
Y’all know what to do >:3
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White lady: I regularly use the N word <goes on to say like 3 minutes of worthless shit>
Piers: let's go back. You regularly use the N word? In what context? Around black people?
Lmaooo Piers cooked here
Piers: let's go back. You regularly use the N word? In what context? Around black people?
Lmaooo Piers cooked here
Piers Morgan is a POS but man is this interview wild - based on the way her tone changes I don't think she realized the implications of what she said until after she said it.
If you look closely you can see her realize she is absolutely cooked in real time.
If you look closely you can see her realize she is absolutely cooked in real time.
May 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
White lady: I regularly use the N word <goes on to say like 3 minutes of worthless shit>
Piers: let's go back. You regularly use the N word? In what context? Around black people?
Lmaooo Piers cooked here
Piers: let's go back. You regularly use the N word? In what context? Around black people?
Lmaooo Piers cooked here
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@dannybkelly.bsky.social listening to the podcast today, and as a Cardinals fan THANK YOU for pointing out our "hybrid linebacker" failures of the past. I just cannot get excited for Jihaad Campbell, no matter how good he might be, because of our past failures...
April 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
@dannybkelly.bsky.social listening to the podcast today, and as a Cardinals fan THANK YOU for pointing out our "hybrid linebacker" failures of the past. I just cannot get excited for Jihaad Campbell, no matter how good he might be, because of our past failures...
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everyone loves hot pizza and lots of people love cold pizza but we need to give “pizza that’s been left out at a party or something and is room temperature but it’s still pretty good” its flowers too
April 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
everyone loves hot pizza and lots of people love cold pizza but we need to give “pizza that’s been left out at a party or something and is room temperature but it’s still pretty good” its flowers too
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Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...
April 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...
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He's right. What we DO need is another $38 billion in our tax dollars paying for Elon Musk's failing companies
April 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
He's right. What we DO need is another $38 billion in our tax dollars paying for Elon Musk's failing companies
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the morning routine
March 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
the morning routine
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“How your kids treat you when they no longer need you to survive is exactly how they felt treated when they needed you to survive.”
March 23, 2025 at 11:46 AM
“How your kids treat you when they no longer need you to survive is exactly how they felt treated when they needed you to survive.”
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The Cardinals are signing Eagles edge Josh Sweat on a 4-year deal worth $76.4M, including $41M guaranteed. Deal negotiated by Drew Rosenhaus.
March 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The Cardinals are signing Eagles edge Josh Sweat on a 4-year deal worth $76.4M, including $41M guaranteed. Deal negotiated by Drew Rosenhaus.