Commander-in-Chief DC
@altcommanderdc.bsky.social
Puppy. DC Resident. Alternative President of the United States of America.
Congratulations to the Organization of Cartographers for Social Equality. CJ Craig would be so proud. www.bbc.com/news/article...
UN votes to adopt new world map to reflect Africa's true size
The Togo-sponsored resolution was backed by 164 nations - with the US as the only nation to vote against it.
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September 5, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Congratulations to the Organization of Cartographers for Social Equality. CJ Craig would be so proud. www.bbc.com/news/article...
The Trump Admin praised the sentences saying they “make clear that Anti-Fascists who attack law enforcement and federal facilities will face swift and uncompromising justice…” while we pardon and offer payouts to the literal fascist terrorists involved in the January 6th insurrection.
Texas anti-ICE protesters convicted of terrorism charges sentenced to at least 50 years in prison — Guardian US
Activists accused of being part of antifa get long prison terms in case seen as test of Trump’s crackdown on dissent
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June 23, 2026 at 11:28 PM
The Trump Admin praised the sentences saying they “make clear that Anti-Fascists who attack law enforcement and federal facilities will face swift and uncompromising justice…” while we pardon and offer payouts to the literal fascist terrorists involved in the January 6th insurrection.
Oh hell no! Now they are going after the pups!?!? WTF, Israel? Why are we funding these assholes war again?
In West Bank, Latest Victim of Israeli Settler Violence Shocks in a New Way www.nytimes.com/2026/05/22/w...
In West Bank, Latest Victim of Israeli Settler Violence Shocks in a New Way www.nytimes.com/2026/05/22/w...
In West Bank, Latest Victim of Israeli Settler Violence Shocks in a New Way
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May 28, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Oh hell no! Now they are going after the pups!?!? WTF, Israel? Why are we funding these assholes war again?
In West Bank, Latest Victim of Israeli Settler Violence Shocks in a New Way www.nytimes.com/2026/05/22/w...
In West Bank, Latest Victim of Israeli Settler Violence Shocks in a New Way www.nytimes.com/2026/05/22/w...
Jury finds D.C. ‘sandwich guy’ not guilty of assaulting officer.
This makes me so happy. Looks like Pirro is the one caught slinging baloney 😏
This makes me so happy. Looks like Pirro is the one caught slinging baloney 😏
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Jury finds D.C. ‘sandwich guy’ not guilty of assaulting officer.
This makes me so happy. Looks like Pirro is the one caught slinging baloney 😏
This makes me so happy. Looks like Pirro is the one caught slinging baloney 😏
National Guard documents show public ‘fear,’ veterans’ ‘shame’ over D.C. presence
You don’t say 🧐 In other news, water is wet and MAGA is fascist.
You don’t say 🧐 In other news, water is wet and MAGA is fascist.
September 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
National Guard documents show public ‘fear,’ veterans’ ‘shame’ over D.C. presence
You don’t say 🧐 In other news, water is wet and MAGA is fascist.
You don’t say 🧐 In other news, water is wet and MAGA is fascist.
In honor of Gilbert Hortman, a truly great American patriot (and goodest, good boy), I am ordering all American flags throughout the United States of America lowered to half mast until Sunday evening (the 3 month anniversary of his politically motivated assassination by a radical right MAGA cultist)
September 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
In honor of Gilbert Hortman, a truly great American patriot (and goodest, good boy), I am ordering all American flags throughout the United States of America lowered to half mast until Sunday evening (the 3 month anniversary of his politically motivated assassination by a radical right MAGA cultist)
I'm attending Metro Washington Council, AFL-CIO's event, “We Are All DC: A National March” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/dclabor/even...
We Are All DC: A National March · Metro Washington Council, AFL-CIO
DC communities are powerful, connected, and under attack. Federal troops, out-of-state National Guard, and Trump controlled police are harassing, surveilling, and detaining Black and Brown residents, immigrants, youth, and unhoused neighbors. DC communities are calling on allies nationwide to join us on Saturday, September 6 for a national march from our local communities to the White House to demand that the federal forces leave DC NOW.
www.mobilize.us
September 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I'm attending Metro Washington Council, AFL-CIO's event, “We Are All DC: A National March” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/dclabor/even...
Love this graffiti of a very generous man giving away free sandwiches 🥪 Mom loves it too so she took this pic after picking me up from doggie daycare on H Street last week. She said something about MAGA taking their trumped-up felony charge and shoving it up their a$$ #FreeDC
September 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Love this graffiti of a very generous man giving away free sandwiches 🥪 Mom loves it too so she took this pic after picking me up from doggie daycare on H Street last week. She said something about MAGA taking their trumped-up felony charge and shoving it up their a$$ #FreeDC
Proud of the DC residents/jurors who called BS on this transparent overreach 🥪 🥪 🥪
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
August 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Proud of the DC residents/jurors who called BS on this transparent overreach 🥪 🥪 🥪
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Enjoying the end of summer here in this “dirty, crime ridden death trap” of a city 😎 #peopleofdc #freedc
August 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Enjoying the end of summer here in this “dirty, crime ridden death trap” of a city 😎 #peopleofdc #freedc
Typical Thursday night at Union Market in NE DC spent dodging bullets and hiding from all those “bloodthirsty criminals, roving mobs of wild youth, drugged out maniacs and homeless people” who have overtaken the city 🙄 #peopleofdc #freedc
August 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Typical Thursday night at Union Market in NE DC spent dodging bullets and hiding from all those “bloodthirsty criminals, roving mobs of wild youth, drugged out maniacs and homeless people” who have overtaken the city 🙄 #peopleofdc #freedc
Good evening from occupied DC. As the Alt Commander-in-Chief here in the District, I want to assure you that the people of DC aren’t going to let some vindictive pedo twat keep us from living our lives and loving our city. We will resist and we will persist #peopleofdc #freedc
August 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Good evening from occupied DC. As the Alt Commander-in-Chief here in the District, I want to assure you that the people of DC aren’t going to let some vindictive pedo twat keep us from living our lives and loving our city. We will resist and we will persist #peopleofdc #freedc
As the Texas Floodwaters Rose, One Indispensable Voice Was Silent…because he had been deemed dispensable by DOGE www.nytimes.com/2025/07/09/o...
Opinion | As the Texas Floodwaters Rose, One Indispensable Voice Was Silent
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July 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
As the Texas Floodwaters Rose, One Indispensable Voice Was Silent…because he had been deemed dispensable by DOGE www.nytimes.com/2025/07/09/o...
First of all, GROSS! Secondly, no can do Mr. Douchecanoe. I had the snip snip recently so no kids in the cards for me. And if you really have 9 kids you should consider the snip snip too ✂️
The MTV Reality Star in Trump’s Cabinet Who Wants You to Have More Kids www.nytimes.com/2025/06/23/u...
The MTV Reality Star in Trump’s Cabinet Who Wants You to Have More Kids www.nytimes.com/2025/06/23/u...
The MTV Reality Star in Trump’s Cabinet Who Wants You to Have More Kids
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June 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
First of all, GROSS! Secondly, no can do Mr. Douchecanoe. I had the snip snip recently so no kids in the cards for me. And if you really have 9 kids you should consider the snip snip too ✂️
The MTV Reality Star in Trump’s Cabinet Who Wants You to Have More Kids www.nytimes.com/2025/06/23/u...
The MTV Reality Star in Trump’s Cabinet Who Wants You to Have More Kids www.nytimes.com/2025/06/23/u...
I already knew Republicans can’t count but now I know that they don’t even know the difference between 86 and 187.
May 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I already knew Republicans can’t count but now I know that they don’t even know the difference between 86 and 187.
Lawsuit over “Signalgate” assigned to Trump’s least favorite judges - POLITICO
Rubio recently submitted a declaration to Boasberg justifying a state secrets invocation for deportation flights.
“The more widely information is shared the greater the risk that the information will reach the public.”
Rubio recently submitted a declaration to Boasberg justifying a state secrets invocation for deportation flights.
“The more widely information is shared the greater the risk that the information will reach the public.”
March 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Lawsuit over “Signalgate” assigned to Trump’s least favorite judges - POLITICO
Rubio recently submitted a declaration to Boasberg justifying a state secrets invocation for deportation flights.
“The more widely information is shared the greater the risk that the information will reach the public.”
Rubio recently submitted a declaration to Boasberg justifying a state secrets invocation for deportation flights.
“The more widely information is shared the greater the risk that the information will reach the public.”
Just want to say a quick fuck you to the Democrats who betrayed the people of DC yesterday. I am currently recovering from being neutered but I still have bigger balls than all of you🤬🤬🤬
March 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Just want to say a quick fuck you to the Democrats who betrayed the people of DC yesterday. I am currently recovering from being neutered but I still have bigger balls than all of you🤬🤬🤬
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/13/o...
“Among our most significant competitive advantages are our scientists, our laboratories, our system of higher education…
But Trump gets only that the wonky and effete denizens of the world of ideas aren’t his people.”
“Among our most significant competitive advantages are our scientists, our laboratories, our system of higher education…
But Trump gets only that the wonky and effete denizens of the world of ideas aren’t his people.”
Opinion | America Can’t Be Great if America Is Stupid
Trump’s attack on higher education and scientific research undermines some of our most competitive advantages.
www.nytimes.com
March 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/13/o...
“Among our most significant competitive advantages are our scientists, our laboratories, our system of higher education…
But Trump gets only that the wonky and effete denizens of the world of ideas aren’t his people.”
“Among our most significant competitive advantages are our scientists, our laboratories, our system of higher education…
But Trump gets only that the wonky and effete denizens of the world of ideas aren’t his people.”
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As a professor of English, allow me to try, humbly and with the proper respect, to offer an appropriate response to the President’s address:
Fuck you, you fucked-up fuck, and fuck all the fuckers who willingly fuck with you, especially. You can all fuck all the way off, and then fuck off some more.
Fuck you, you fucked-up fuck, and fuck all the fuckers who willingly fuck with you, especially. You can all fuck all the way off, and then fuck off some more.
March 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
As a professor of English, allow me to try, humbly and with the proper respect, to offer an appropriate response to the President’s address:
Fuck you, you fucked-up fuck, and fuck all the fuckers who willingly fuck with you, especially. You can all fuck all the way off, and then fuck off some more.
Fuck you, you fucked-up fuck, and fuck all the fuckers who willingly fuck with you, especially. You can all fuck all the way off, and then fuck off some more.
It was Attorney General L’s 4th birthday today. She is not my favorite. She is always tattling to Mom about my “unconstitutional” behavior. Plus, she steals my thunder by photo bombing all my pics. And perhaps worst of all, she refuses to share her food with me #puppyPOTUS #altcommanderinchief
February 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
It was Attorney General L’s 4th birthday today. She is not my favorite. She is always tattling to Mom about my “unconstitutional” behavior. Plus, she steals my thunder by photo bombing all my pics. And perhaps worst of all, she refuses to share her food with me #puppyPOTUS #altcommanderinchief
Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick. Trump yells incoherently because he has a tiny prick 🍄
Rahm Emanuel: President Donald Trump and his appointed officials are… helping Moscow’s and Beijing’s explicit intentions to replace the U.S.-led international order. If they are successful, China will emerge as the globe’s dominant superpower. www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
Opinion | Trump is helping Russia and China take America’s place in the world
The president’s approach to foreign policy is a loser’s bet.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick. Trump yells incoherently because he has a tiny prick 🍄
Mom got mad at me for pissing on the floor today. She said my actions were beneath the Office of the President. But upon further reflection, she apologized and said that at least I wasn’t taking a daily dump on the Constitution. I accepted her apology and a treat. #AltCommanderinChief #puppyPOTUS
February 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Mom got mad at me for pissing on the floor today. She said my actions were beneath the Office of the President. But upon further reflection, she apologized and said that at least I wasn’t taking a daily dump on the Constitution. I accepted her apology and a treat. #AltCommanderinChief #puppyPOTUS
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The irony of the richest man in the world almost single-handedly destroying an agency designed to help the world’s poor, so that the U.S. federal budget has more room for another giant tax cut for the richest man in the world and his pals, should not be lost on anyone. [Cartoon by Mike Luckovich]
February 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The irony of the richest man in the world almost single-handedly destroying an agency designed to help the world’s poor, so that the U.S. federal budget has more room for another giant tax cut for the richest man in the world and his pals, should not be lost on anyone. [Cartoon by Mike Luckovich]
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/13/u...
Interesting development. Mom likes Walz for this seat but likes Melvin Carter, Mayor of St. Paul, even better. She has had the opportunity to hear him speak a couple of times and was blown away by him #mayorcarter #melvincarter
Interesting development. Mom likes Walz for this seat but likes Melvin Carter, Mayor of St. Paul, even better. She has had the opportunity to hear him speak a couple of times and was blown away by him #mayorcarter #melvincarter
Senator Tina Smith Won’t Run in 2026 as Democrats Face a Brutal Map
The Minnesota Democrat will leave her party defending another open seat as it confronts an uphill battle to retake the Senate. The move could also prompt a run from Gov. Tim Walz.
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Interesting development. Mom likes Walz for this seat but likes Melvin Carter, Mayor of St. Paul, even better. She has had the opportunity to hear him speak a couple of times and was blown away by him #mayorcarter #melvincarter
Interesting development. Mom likes Walz for this seat but likes Melvin Carter, Mayor of St. Paul, even better. She has had the opportunity to hear him speak a couple of times and was blown away by him #mayorcarter #melvincarter
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"I have some potentially disturbing news for you," says @garrisonhayes.bsky.social in his latest video. "Throughout American history, the only group of people to consistently get jobs they didn't deserve because they were the right race or the right gender were white men."
Fun fact: White men don't have a monopoly on merit. #DEI
YouTube video by Mother Jones
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February 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
"I have some potentially disturbing news for you," says @garrisonhayes.bsky.social in his latest video. "Throughout American history, the only group of people to consistently get jobs they didn't deserve because they were the right race or the right gender were white men."