Jenn
@alternateempire.bsky.social
Illustrating the natural & mythical world through an esoteric lens since 2013.
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I want a Pearl Pain tshirt.
April 30, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I want a Pearl Pain tshirt.
This whole time I thought “cheeseburger in paradise” was a song made up for South Park but here I am hearing it in a Detroit airport bar.
February 25, 2026 at 12:54 AM
This whole time I thought “cheeseburger in paradise” was a song made up for South Park but here I am hearing it in a Detroit airport bar.
The word “yummy” has the same affect on my as the word “moist” does to most other people. Like I imagine someone saying while holding a comically large lollipop.
February 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
The word “yummy” has the same affect on my as the word “moist” does to most other people. Like I imagine someone saying while holding a comically large lollipop.
Yeah so using timelapse while my phone was on lavalier mount was dumb
January 28, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Yeah so using timelapse while my phone was on lavalier mount was dumb
I dont wanna see anybody dressed up as ICE this halloween. Edgelords are out!
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I dont wanna see anybody dressed up as ICE this halloween. Edgelords are out!
Am I crazy to suspect those threads asking people to share their art is image farming for AI? I’m sure therr are a few real people just seeking engagement but seems phishy.
January 15, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Am I crazy to suspect those threads asking people to share their art is image farming for AI? I’m sure therr are a few real people just seeking engagement but seems phishy.
Operation: Studio clean-out has been underway. Now I just need to sort and re-do my supply shelves.
December 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Operation: Studio clean-out has been underway. Now I just need to sort and re-do my supply shelves.
Bring back crop circles
December 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Bring back crop circles
Cool its that time of day when disassociation seeps in!
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Cool its that time of day when disassociation seeps in!
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Rich people whining that they'll leave NYC if Mamdani wins is like when I used to threaten my mom that I'd run away from home if she kept forcing me to make my bed every morning so she'd open the front door and tell me to go ahead and I'd stand there for a minute and go back upstairs to make my bed
November 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Rich people whining that they'll leave NYC if Mamdani wins is like when I used to threaten my mom that I'd run away from home if she kept forcing me to make my bed every morning so she'd open the front door and tell me to go ahead and I'd stand there for a minute and go back upstairs to make my bed
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You may be cool but you might never be as cool as a croptop-wearin', beignet-makin', Rogue-snugglin' Cajun named Remy.
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You may be cool but you might never be as cool as a croptop-wearin', beignet-makin', Rogue-snugglin' Cajun named Remy.
You know its been a long week when you finally let down our ponytail and you look like Aileen Wuornos
October 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
You know its been a long week when you finally let down our ponytail and you look like Aileen Wuornos
Is there an internet witch who can explain to me why I dreamt I was at a sarah mclachlan concert
October 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Is there an internet witch who can explain to me why I dreamt I was at a sarah mclachlan concert
Listening to Skinny Puppy’s Worlock always transports me to a specific sunny afternoon around 2002 walking down avenue A listening to my walkman and feeling cool as shit. Idk. Music magic.
October 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Listening to Skinny Puppy’s Worlock always transports me to a specific sunny afternoon around 2002 walking down avenue A listening to my walkman and feeling cool as shit. Idk. Music magic.
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I think 182 year old research articles should be free
I want to read about the man
I want to read about the man
September 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I think 182 year old research articles should be free
I want to read about the man
I want to read about the man
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As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
August 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
I just need to note that absolutely no one at the expo in Providence asked me how long I take to paint. It’s probably the first time that’s happened. Or not happened rathee.
July 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I just need to note that absolutely no one at the expo in Providence asked me how long I take to paint. It’s probably the first time that’s happened. Or not happened rathee.
If I go to a city and the only activity options on Viator are scavenger hunts, I know im gonna have a bad time.
May 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
If I go to a city and the only activity options on Viator are scavenger hunts, I know im gonna have a bad time.
That one girl who always drew eyes in her notebook in math class
March 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
That one girl who always drew eyes in her notebook in math class
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BREAKING: Jewish American activists with @jvp.bsky.social have taken over the lobby of Trump Tower in New York to demand the release of Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil, who faces deportation for protesting Israel's war on Gaza.
March 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
BREAKING: Jewish American activists with @jvp.bsky.social have taken over the lobby of Trump Tower in New York to demand the release of Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil, who faces deportation for protesting Israel's war on Gaza.
Lunch thoughts of what would happen if @whatsafajita.bsky.social ‘s girl cat met my boy cat. Probably a lot of yelling.
March 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Lunch thoughts of what would happen if @whatsafajita.bsky.social ‘s girl cat met my boy cat. Probably a lot of yelling.
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i'm on bluesky for the scientific community
March 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
i'm on bluesky for the scientific community
Alright now its done
February 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Alright now its done
I haven’t left the house in four days.
February 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I haven’t left the house in four days.
