Being genderfluid means I am always contemplating whether or not I want to pursue sine kind of medical transition but tbh women’s bathrooms are always the biggest stopper. I can’t getting drunk compliments lose women’s bathrooms
September 25, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Being genderfluid means I am always contemplating whether or not I want to pursue sine kind of medical transition but tbh women’s bathrooms are always the biggest stopper. I can’t getting drunk compliments lose women’s bathrooms
Cody: You’re my favorite thing
Me: You’re mine too!
Cody: No I’m not. Your favorite thing is Heated Rivalry.
Me: You’re mine too!
Cody: No I’m not. Your favorite thing is Heated Rivalry.
September 12, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Cody: You’re my favorite thing
Me: You’re mine too!
Cody: No I’m not. Your favorite thing is Heated Rivalry.
Me: You’re mine too!
Cody: No I’m not. Your favorite thing is Heated Rivalry.
Idk how people with kids do it, every time I watch my nephews I have to fight tooth and nail to not laugh at their antics the entire time
September 4, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Idk how people with kids do it, every time I watch my nephews I have to fight tooth and nail to not laugh at their antics the entire time
I made a tiktok about how I think fictional characters Frodo and Sam should kiss and someone told me I was the reason male suicide rates are so high
I posted a character design tip on twxtter last year, and several ppl replied “stop telling me how to draw!” 🙃
August 20, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I made a tiktok about how I think fictional characters Frodo and Sam should kiss and someone told me I was the reason male suicide rates are so high
The thing about staying at an abbey is that it’s incredible but also someone WILL try to convince you to become a nun
August 20, 2026 at 7:49 PM
The thing about staying at an abbey is that it’s incredible but also someone WILL try to convince you to become a nun
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I don't understand Kingdom Hearts but I love it when there's news about it because my friends who do know about Kingdom Hearts sound completely insane
August 16, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I don't understand Kingdom Hearts but I love it when there's news about it because my friends who do know about Kingdom Hearts sound completely insane
I have been “sir’d” and “man’d” several times now by strangers in public and it is making me feel a kind of way I genuinely don’t have the time or energy to unpack rn
August 15, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I have been “sir’d” and “man’d” several times now by strangers in public and it is making me feel a kind of way I genuinely don’t have the time or energy to unpack rn
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omg just saw the odyssey and I will say worth price of admission to hear Odysseus stare into camera and say “we are entering the bronze age collapse”
July 31, 2026 at 11:30 PM
omg just saw the odyssey and I will say worth price of admission to hear Odysseus stare into camera and say “we are entering the bronze age collapse”
I generally did not care for the new Odyssey movie but Lupita Nyong’o as Helen of Troy is maybe the most inspired casting choice of all time
July 31, 2026 at 11:46 AM
I generally did not care for the new Odyssey movie but Lupita Nyong’o as Helen of Troy is maybe the most inspired casting choice of all time
Hudson Williams sideblog, Hudson Williams discord, if I existed in a time before the internet the power of my hyperfixations with nowhere to put them would implode my entire life multiple times. Thank you internet, for my outlets
July 27, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Hudson Williams sideblog, Hudson Williams discord, if I existed in a time before the internet the power of my hyperfixations with nowhere to put them would implode my entire life multiple times. Thank you internet, for my outlets
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A woman stopped me in the middle of Meijer to gush about how much she loves my hair
Annie Murphy's Delighted Shimmy as Alexis Rose
ALT: Annie Murphy's Delighted Shimmy as Alexis Rose
static.klipy.com
July 19, 2026 at 1:50 AM
A woman stopped me in the middle of Meijer to gush about how much she loves my hair
Spent an evening getting tipsy and explaining omegaverse to my partner in detail, with a powerpoint presentation, that’s love baby
July 16, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Spent an evening getting tipsy and explaining omegaverse to my partner in detail, with a powerpoint presentation, that’s love baby
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lol check out this post I dug up from approx. 2018. she was cooking
July 12, 2026 at 2:54 PM
lol check out this post I dug up from approx. 2018. she was cooking
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This parasite could do the funniest thing
CDC stopped monitoring parasite now causing explosive diarrhea across the country
CDC Stopped Monitoring Parasite Now Causing Explosive Diarrhea Across The Country
MAHA.
www.huffpost.com
July 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
This parasite could do the funniest thing
Every time someone messages me to tell me they’re watching Heated Rivalry for the first time I get a contact high when they get to e5
July 12, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Every time someone messages me to tell me they’re watching Heated Rivalry for the first time I get a contact high when they get to e5
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If you're not outraged, you should be
July 6, 2026 at 12:42 AM
If you're not outraged, you should be
My friend is slowly watching Heated Rivalry in like 10 minute increments which I cannot wrap my head around because I have no choice but to inhale the show like a pile of cocaine every time I can
July 6, 2026 at 1:50 PM
My friend is slowly watching Heated Rivalry in like 10 minute increments which I cannot wrap my head around because I have no choice but to inhale the show like a pile of cocaine every time I can
Got “sorry, man”ed at the theater and have never been so delighted.
July 5, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Got “sorry, man”ed at the theater and have never been so delighted.
Literally no one cares but I have NEVER seen an online fandom tear itself apart as efficiently and brutally as the Heated Rivalry fandom has done in a mere 6 months. It’s honestly breathtaking. Absolutely fascinating to watch unfold
July 3, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Literally no one cares but I have NEVER seen an online fandom tear itself apart as efficiently and brutally as the Heated Rivalry fandom has done in a mere 6 months. It’s honestly breathtaking. Absolutely fascinating to watch unfold
“If I could go back in time, I wouldn’t stop 9/11. Because what if 9/11 is somehow part of the reason I met you? RIP to all those people, but I can’t risk not meeting you.” -Cody
July 3, 2026 at 3:09 AM
“If I could go back in time, I wouldn’t stop 9/11. Because what if 9/11 is somehow part of the reason I met you? RIP to all those people, but I can’t risk not meeting you.” -Cody
I love a hardware store bc they’re one of the only places you can show up looking completely deranged and no one bats an eye
June 29, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I love a hardware store bc they’re one of the only places you can show up looking completely deranged and no one bats an eye
We are all put on this earth for a purpose, and mine is thrifting funky glassware
June 28, 2026 at 8:06 PM
We are all put on this earth for a purpose, and mine is thrifting funky glassware
Literally what is better than talking with drunk women in a women’s bathroom
June 26, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Literally what is better than talking with drunk women in a women’s bathroom
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This cannot be reformed. It must be destroyed. This week is Juneteenth, meant to be a celebration of our freedom from enslavement, and instead of freedom we are still oppressed, abused, and they still kill our children to try controlling us.
Anger over the police killing of 1-year-old Kohen Wiley is mounting in the small town of Senatobia, Mississippi.
Hundreds took to the streets in protest and police tear-gassed a crowd outside the Walmart where an officer shot the infant.
Officials are not releasing bodycam or security footage.
Hundreds took to the streets in protest and police tear-gassed a crowd outside the Walmart where an officer shot the infant.
Officials are not releasing bodycam or security footage.
Anger Mounts in Senatobia Over Police Killing of 1-Year-Old Kohen Wiley
Protests broke out in Senatobia, Mississippi, amid mounting anger over the police killing of 1-year-old Kohen Wiley.
www.mississippifreepress.org
June 18, 2026 at 12:51 PM
This cannot be reformed. It must be destroyed. This week is Juneteenth, meant to be a celebration of our freedom from enslavement, and instead of freedom we are still oppressed, abused, and they still kill our children to try controlling us.