Andrew Martin
@andrewishere.bsky.social
I make music, write and produce 'top shows', host and produce a podcast, write children's books, and time travel. Available for new projects.
You're all ghosts to me.
You're all ghosts to me.
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Where are the SMALL TALK kids now, and when can we have a sequel like POLITIC TALK or BOOMER TALK?
September 22, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Where are the SMALL TALK kids now, and when can we have a sequel like POLITIC TALK or BOOMER TALK?
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Has anyone considered turning the UK off and back on again?
September 21, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Has anyone considered turning the UK off and back on again?
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Plus new buyers of Unstable Orbits get the first chapter of Between Two Worlds free at the end.
September 21, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Plus new buyers of Unstable Orbits get the first chapter of Between Two Worlds free at the end.
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Price drop!
I've dropped the prices for Unstable Orbits across the board, for Kindle and paperback.
UK: Kindle £4.99→£3.99, paperback £10.99→£9.99
US: $6.99→$5.99, £13.99→$12.99
CA: $8.99→$6.99, $19.99→$17.99
EU: €5.99→€4.99, €13.99→€11.99
etc
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DXFJQ3B5 etc
📚👀🌈📚💙📚
I've dropped the prices for Unstable Orbits across the board, for Kindle and paperback.
UK: Kindle £4.99→£3.99, paperback £10.99→£9.99
US: $6.99→$5.99, £13.99→$12.99
CA: $8.99→$6.99, $19.99→$17.99
EU: €5.99→€4.99, €13.99→€11.99
etc
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DXFJQ3B5 etc
📚👀🌈📚💙📚
September 21, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Price drop!
I've dropped the prices for Unstable Orbits across the board, for Kindle and paperback.
UK: Kindle £4.99→£3.99, paperback £10.99→£9.99
US: $6.99→$5.99, £13.99→$12.99
CA: $8.99→$6.99, $19.99→$17.99
EU: €5.99→€4.99, €13.99→€11.99
etc
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DXFJQ3B5 etc
📚👀🌈📚💙📚
I've dropped the prices for Unstable Orbits across the board, for Kindle and paperback.
UK: Kindle £4.99→£3.99, paperback £10.99→£9.99
US: $6.99→$5.99, £13.99→$12.99
CA: $8.99→$6.99, $19.99→$17.99
EU: €5.99→€4.99, €13.99→€11.99
etc
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DXFJQ3B5 etc
📚👀🌈📚💙📚
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When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
September 20, 2026 at 10:46 PM
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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This is appalling, and I don’t want to sound like a broken record, but…
www.theguardian.com/music/2026/s...
www.theguardian.com/music/2026/s...
Deep cuts: how one Londoner’s fake vinyl empire sheds light on ‘industrial scale’ fraud
Thousands of knock-off records worth a fortune are being seized in the UK by anti-counterfeit police stings
www.theguardian.com
September 20, 2026 at 1:54 PM
This is appalling, and I don’t want to sound like a broken record, but…
www.theguardian.com/music/2026/s...
www.theguardian.com/music/2026/s...
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If you genuinely believe that libraries negatively impact book sales, I don't even know what to say to you.
September 17, 2026 at 10:51 PM
If you genuinely believe that libraries negatively impact book sales, I don't even know what to say to you.
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We’ve held a village referendum
September 17, 2026 at 6:43 PM
We’ve held a village referendum
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"My dad worked 12 hours every day just to put food on the table."
"Amazing man, but slowest cook ever."
"Amazing man, but slowest cook ever."
September 17, 2026 at 9:09 AM
"My dad worked 12 hours every day just to put food on the table."
"Amazing man, but slowest cook ever."
"Amazing man, but slowest cook ever."
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Can someone wake up the ~1 journalist in BBC News with a science degree and ask them to remind their colleagues that CLIMATE AND WEATHER ARE DIFFERENT.
Lead story in the Climate section: "getting a bit parky innit"
Much farther down: "Climate change played role in Nepal-Tibet flood, study finds"
Lead story in the Climate section: "getting a bit parky innit"
Much farther down: "Climate change played role in Nepal-Tibet flood, study finds"
September 17, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Can someone wake up the ~1 journalist in BBC News with a science degree and ask them to remind their colleagues that CLIMATE AND WEATHER ARE DIFFERENT.
Lead story in the Climate section: "getting a bit parky innit"
Much farther down: "Climate change played role in Nepal-Tibet flood, study finds"
Lead story in the Climate section: "getting a bit parky innit"
Much farther down: "Climate change played role in Nepal-Tibet flood, study finds"
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BREAKING: Ed Sheeran to represent Piddington at Eurovision
September 16, 2026 at 7:57 AM
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran to represent Piddington at Eurovision
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There is no bigger lie on the internet than the “prep time” for a meal on a recipe page.
September 16, 2026 at 12:39 AM
There is no bigger lie on the internet than the “prep time” for a meal on a recipe page.
I’ve booked a date with a dump on Friday.
September 16, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I’ve booked a date with a dump on Friday.
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Just as well the rapist Pedodent won his war in Iran 9 times then. Pheweee!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Iran war has led to US munitions shortfalls, Pentagon inspector confirms
The inspector also found a bottleneck in resupply, despite President Donald Trump's claims that US supplies are "virtually limitless".
www.bbc.co.uk
September 15, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Just as well the rapist Pedodent won his war in Iran 9 times then. Pheweee!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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What I love about Western democracy is you can bung a political party £ 36 million earned from criminal activity & most media will continue to point at asylum seekers & migrant care workers with families as the barbarians at the gate we need to defend ourselves from 🙄.
September 12, 2026 at 11:26 AM
What I love about Western democracy is you can bung a political party £ 36 million earned from criminal activity & most media will continue to point at asylum seekers & migrant care workers with families as the barbarians at the gate we need to defend ourselves from 🙄.
£72M of fascist cash is an awkward moment for all current and past governments to say is 'okay' as political donations from overseas economic migrants.
Imagine all that could be done with £72M in healthcare, education etc.
Instead it's now here to fund hate and propaganda.
Imagine all that could be done with £72M in healthcare, education etc.
Instead it's now here to fund hate and propaganda.
September 12, 2026 at 4:57 PM
£72M of fascist cash is an awkward moment for all current and past governments to say is 'okay' as political donations from overseas economic migrants.
Imagine all that could be done with £72M in healthcare, education etc.
Instead it's now here to fund hate and propaganda.
Imagine all that could be done with £72M in healthcare, education etc.
Instead it's now here to fund hate and propaganda.
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Anyone who has ever complained about London Underground, complain no more.
September 11, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Anyone who has ever complained about London Underground, complain no more.
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