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Andrew Martin
@andrewishere.bsky.social
I make music, write and produce 'top shows', host and produce a podcast, write children's books, and time travel. Available for new projects.

You're all ghosts to me.
Yes isn’t it all such jolly good fun!

(is this journalism ?)
September 23, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Where are the SMALL TALK kids now, and when can we have a sequel like POLITIC TALK or BOOMER TALK?
September 22, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Jarvis is busy
September 16, 2026 at 7:42 AM
A United America is something that paedo cunt should focus on first.
September 12, 2026 at 12:08 PM
It’s good to talk!
August 22, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
August 22, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Harry and Megan's new home in the UK.
Wrong answers only.
August 20, 2026 at 2:31 PM
August 20, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Cheers for the reminder, iPhone
August 19, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
August 17, 2026 at 3:47 PM
An incontinent rapist has threatened to start another war that I’m sure he’ll win 9 times over like in the ongoing one with Iran within his “3 day” limit, in a further bid to distract from the #EpsteinFiles.
August 17, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I’m sure you can fall back on your gold job when times are hard
August 15, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Ooh no, Matron…
August 15, 2026 at 3:58 PM
August 15, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Fuck Trump!
August 12, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Crikey, how much desperate must you be to want this, or to think you’d make profit from this.
August 12, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Ugh, i'd rather not.
August 5, 2026 at 10:35 PM
July 29, 2026 at 7:44 PM
and
July 24, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Shout out to #YouTube for that little Shorts player on Desktop browser, that is seemingly only populated by nudity/sexual videos.
July 24, 2026 at 9:06 AM
July 23, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Feels like a little bit of #DoctorWho goading in that image 🤣
July 23, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I’m sorry but this new franchise search isn’t working out given these new set pics. Windows are all wrong.

#DoctorWho
July 22, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Domestic Abuse rises 38% when England lose.

womensaid.org.uk/get-involved...
July 15, 2026 at 9:31 PM
July 14, 2026 at 6:00 PM