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Fka Lunasandwichbot on Elmo’s $44b 🔥💩
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The two Republicans who helped write the college sports bill were the Atlanta Hawkeyes man and the Basketball Ring man booed by his constituents on College GameDay because his presence is Texas' most notorious sports curse. We're in great hands
September 30, 2026 at 2:13 PM
The two Republicans who helped write the college sports bill were the Atlanta Hawkeyes man and the Basketball Ring man booed by his constituents on College GameDay because his presence is Texas' most notorious sports curse. We're in great hands
My body is rested and my mind is clear. I am prepared for this moment.
September 30, 2026 at 11:32 AM
My body is rested and my mind is clear. I am prepared for this moment.
Jerry knew the assignment
September 30, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Jerry knew the assignment
One of my favorite things about this is you know both of the flunkies behind Schmidt spent the past 48 hrs bragging to their nazi bro friends to tune into this hearing for some real fireworks.
Just three dudes all discovering at the same time they didn’t consider the existence of the state of Iowa.
September 29, 2026 at 7:42 PM
One of my favorite things about this is you know both of the flunkies behind Schmidt spent the past 48 hrs bragging to their nazi bro friends to tune into this hearing for some real fireworks.
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Right wing media finding out their big Jack Smith story fell apart.
Bill O'Reilly's On-Air Outburst
ALT: Bill O'Reilly's On-Air Outburst
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September 29, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Right wing media finding out their big Jack Smith story fell apart.
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"Mr. Smith, I see here you went to a 'Hawks' game. It follows, does it not, that this must have been the Seahawks and that you could only have gone to meet with Bill Gates about weaponizing vaccines."
It's basically the same thing.
It's basically the same thing.
September 29, 2026 at 3:58 PM
"Mr. Smith, I see here you went to a 'Hawks' game. It follows, does it not, that this must have been the Seahawks and that you could only have gone to meet with Bill Gates about weaponizing vaccines."
It's basically the same thing.
It's basically the same thing.
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Klobuchar has Schmitt dead to rights: "The game in fact was in Maryland. For a senator to have false information & imply, based on confusion about name of a team, that you were in another city & somehow involved that day in what was happening in Georgia & call you a 'dirtbag' deserves an apology"
September 29, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Klobuchar has Schmitt dead to rights: "The game in fact was in Maryland. For a senator to have false information & imply, based on confusion about name of a team, that you were in another city & somehow involved that day in what was happening in Georgia & call you a 'dirtbag' deserves an apology"
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Nobody is more sure about screen time rotting the brains of kids than people who spend three hours a day on Facebook
September 29, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Nobody is more sure about screen time rotting the brains of kids than people who spend three hours a day on Facebook
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Super cool. Here’s a class traitor dispatch: when you start to make more money you start to pay more taxes. The size of the checks you send to the govt have big numbers on them. It’s unsettling. You need a strategy & that strategy is SUCK IT UP MOTHERFUCKER.
Fair play to Arsenal skipper Martin Ødegaard's father, he refused an offer from a law firm to set up an offshore company in a tax haven to manage his son's image rights when Martin signed for Real Madrid, saying everyone should pay taxes. 🔴⚪
September 29, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Super cool. Here’s a class traitor dispatch: when you start to make more money you start to pay more taxes. The size of the checks you send to the govt have big numbers on them. It’s unsettling. You need a strategy & that strategy is SUCK IT UP MOTHERFUCKER.
Just the way Ruffini had it mapped out...
September 28, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Just the way Ruffini had it mapped out...
Mike Pillow is really stretching what his Minnesota company is able to do
Exclusive: President Trump will announce a Minnesota company’s plan to build a $15 billion steel mill in Iowa, as he looks to counter voter frustration with the economy ahead of the midterm elections.
Trump to Unveil Planned $15 Billion Iowa Steel Project
The announcement comes as Trump is looking for wins ahead of a tough midterm election for Republicans.
on.wsj.com
September 28, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Mike Pillow is really stretching what his Minnesota company is able to do
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I wonder what it would be like to write the same column, over and over again, endlessly. Seems like it’d be boring. But maybe it brings one comfort, like having your parents read you the same story every night before you go to bed.
September 28, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I wonder what it would be like to write the same column, over and over again, endlessly. Seems like it’d be boring. But maybe it brings one comfort, like having your parents read you the same story every night before you go to bed.
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republicans hate the troops and consider them little more than political props that arent really people
September 26, 2026 at 1:19 PM
republicans hate the troops and consider them little more than political props that arent really people
This is ripe for memeing. Just trade out "Christian Parker's defense" and its good to go
"I'm having very unchristian thoughts about Christian Parker's defense. I'm thinking things in my mind I don't want to say publicly…unchristian things!" – Skip Bayless
September 25, 2026 at 3:54 PM
This is ripe for memeing. Just trade out "Christian Parker's defense" and its good to go
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Someone really does need to educate America that prices going down is actually bad. You don't want them spiking, but deflation makes inflation look good.
There is no better encapsulation of the thought process of the median voter here. "I wanted life to be affordable and for things to be 'great' again."
September 25, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Someone really does need to educate America that prices going down is actually bad. You don't want them spiking, but deflation makes inflation look good.
Me checking the Packers score after a week of being sent Caleb memes
Sips Tea Stephen A Smith
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September 25, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Me checking the Packers score after a week of being sent Caleb memes
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a society of senior law firm partners who never learned how to use the printer
Ezra Klein asked Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang about AI making kids worse at math and reading. Huang’s reply: “Does it matter?”
Then he said he doesn’t know his own address or phone number. “We’re going to lose some fine intellectual dexterity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/o...
Then he said he doesn’t know his own address or phone number. “We’re going to lose some fine intellectual dexterity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/o...
September 24, 2026 at 4:10 PM
a society of senior law firm partners who never learned how to use the printer
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Going in to a hole in the wall BBQ joint and the menu says market price like a swanky seafood joint.
The owner of a top BBQ joint in Texas decided to cut brisket, the top-selling item, from the menu rather than institute a $10 markup for customers.
The decision was fueled not just by the skyrocketing price of brisket but by inflation.
The decision was fueled not just by the skyrocketing price of brisket but by inflation.
A top Texas smokehouse is cutting brisket from its menu amid soaring beef prices
Butter’s BBQ in Sinton, Texas, says brisket is eating up 70 percent of its total grocery costs.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 23, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Going in to a hole in the wall BBQ joint and the menu says market price like a swanky seafood joint.
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It's OK, I think she's learned her lesson
Rough day for Susan Collins in the local Maine press, where ProPublica's bombshell story is the lead story.
September 22, 2026 at 8:39 PM
It's OK, I think she's learned her lesson
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there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
“Choosin’ Texas” by Ella Langley officially surpasses “All I Want For Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey as the longest-running #1 hit in history (23 weeks).
September 22, 2026 at 6:00 PM
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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If any of these guys spent 1 hour with someone outside of their ideological bubble they might have learned something. For example, if you think you can cut the deficit via personnel cuts, you are a fucking clown who does not deserve to be listened to.
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/a-year-on-...
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/a-year-on-...
September 21, 2026 at 9:40 PM
If any of these guys spent 1 hour with someone outside of their ideological bubble they might have learned something. For example, if you think you can cut the deficit via personnel cuts, you are a fucking clown who does not deserve to be listened to.
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/a-year-on-...
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/a-year-on-...