Fozziwig's Old Rubber Chicken Factory
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Finger pistol appreciator
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“you get those photos for the weed communion wafers ad?”
“sure did, boss. real sexy, just like you asked.”
“sure did, boss. real sexy, just like you asked.”
September 19, 2026 at 3:39 PM
“you get those photos for the weed communion wafers ad?”
“sure did, boss. real sexy, just like you asked.”
“sure did, boss. real sexy, just like you asked.”
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when you go down on a woman but don’t really know what you’re doing
September 13, 2026 at 12:05 AM
when you go down on a woman but don’t really know what you’re doing
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I keep seeing AI described as a massive shift in the nature of humanity and our understanding of consciousness
But when I look at how good these new models are at hacking, I think oh we've basically just built the computer equivalent of the machine gun.
But when I look at how good these new models are at hacking, I think oh we've basically just built the computer equivalent of the machine gun.
September 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I keep seeing AI described as a massive shift in the nature of humanity and our understanding of consciousness
But when I look at how good these new models are at hacking, I think oh we've basically just built the computer equivalent of the machine gun.
But when I look at how good these new models are at hacking, I think oh we've basically just built the computer equivalent of the machine gun.
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There appears to have been some sort of industrial accident at the subtext factory
The Jerusalem Post argues indebted Americans should be conscripted into the Iran War.
September 4, 2026 at 5:41 AM
There appears to have been some sort of industrial accident at the subtext factory
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found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
September 4, 2026 at 4:53 AM
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.”
You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
September 2, 2026 at 4:04 AM
“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.”
You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
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Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
LOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m...
www.thebeaverton.com
August 26, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
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![woman: you said you had netflix? me: this is much better
[l open a folder titled "movies" on my computer and the mechanical whirring of an 11 year old SATA hard-drive overwhelms the room entirely] me: have you seen enter the void?
7:05 PM • 12/11/22 •](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k6kg5ccozcphfcmp4zyx3s64/bafkreibf2qhaemz2s5f3cw4htjjnctzfkqriyhkh5xlhus6e2ivbzcihnu)
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No responsible society should've allowed any social media site to start recruiting children.
The UK social media ban is abusive. The current state of affairs is abusive. I don't know which policy is worse but because adults let it get to this point, their children will never forgive them either way
The UK social media ban is abusive. The current state of affairs is abusive. I don't know which policy is worse but because adults let it get to this point, their children will never forgive them either way
June 17, 2026 at 6:39 PM
No responsible society should've allowed any social media site to start recruiting children.
The UK social media ban is abusive. The current state of affairs is abusive. I don't know which policy is worse but because adults let it get to this point, their children will never forgive them either way
The UK social media ban is abusive. The current state of affairs is abusive. I don't know which policy is worse but because adults let it get to this point, their children will never forgive them either way
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At the Santa Llúcia cave hospital for wounded from the 1938 Ebro Battle, I was really moved to come across this in visitors' book:
"Hola, I'm from Syria. I also know what a war is and know how it feels. I'm very sorry. My name is Nasr "
My best wishes to you and your family Nasr
"Hola, I'm from Syria. I also know what a war is and know how it feels. I'm very sorry. My name is Nasr "
My best wishes to you and your family Nasr
June 17, 2026 at 11:02 AM
At the Santa Llúcia cave hospital for wounded from the 1938 Ebro Battle, I was really moved to come across this in visitors' book:
"Hola, I'm from Syria. I also know what a war is and know how it feels. I'm very sorry. My name is Nasr "
My best wishes to you and your family Nasr
"Hola, I'm from Syria. I also know what a war is and know how it feels. I'm very sorry. My name is Nasr "
My best wishes to you and your family Nasr
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I INSTALLED “LINUX”. BECAUSE WINDOWS IS FOR MEN WHO ASK PERMISSION TO EXIST. I CRUSHED THE INSTALLER WITH MY BARE HANDS AND NOW THE TERMINAL CALLS ME “SIR” BUT MY KERNEL KEEPS PANICKING. WHAT COMMAND MAKES THE COMPUTER SUBMIT COMPLETELY? I REFUSE TO GOOGLE
May 17, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I INSTALLED “LINUX”. BECAUSE WINDOWS IS FOR MEN WHO ASK PERMISSION TO EXIST. I CRUSHED THE INSTALLER WITH MY BARE HANDS AND NOW THE TERMINAL CALLS ME “SIR” BUT MY KERNEL KEEPS PANICKING. WHAT COMMAND MAKES THE COMPUTER SUBMIT COMPLETELY? I REFUSE TO GOOGLE
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the *real* war of ideas is happening in the comments section of the dominos pizza tracker app and all of us here on bluesky are ceding the informational battlespace
May 14, 2026 at 2:28 AM
the *real* war of ideas is happening in the comments section of the dominos pizza tracker app and all of us here on bluesky are ceding the informational battlespace
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say what you will about him, I don't think Ewan McGregor killed those people
May 7, 2026 at 7:46 AM
say what you will about him, I don't think Ewan McGregor killed those people
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one of the most dangerous truths of the modern era is this:
all evidence-backed "wellness" and "life-extension" tactics are just basic diet and exercise. most people have very little they can do to impact their longevity besides regularly go to the doctor and get vaccinated, etc
all evidence-backed "wellness" and "life-extension" tactics are just basic diet and exercise. most people have very little they can do to impact their longevity besides regularly go to the doctor and get vaccinated, etc
May 7, 2026 at 7:24 AM
one of the most dangerous truths of the modern era is this:
all evidence-backed "wellness" and "life-extension" tactics are just basic diet and exercise. most people have very little they can do to impact their longevity besides regularly go to the doctor and get vaccinated, etc
all evidence-backed "wellness" and "life-extension" tactics are just basic diet and exercise. most people have very little they can do to impact their longevity besides regularly go to the doctor and get vaccinated, etc
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"Quote from Count Dankula" — the Russian government
May 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
"Quote from Count Dankula" — the Russian government
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should i buzz him in?
April 22, 2026 at 7:26 PM
should i buzz him in?
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the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there
April 13, 2026 at 4:35 PM
the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there
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are you an oil tanker? because you dress like you're trying to pass with the straights
March 17, 2026 at 5:19 AM
are you an oil tanker? because you dress like you're trying to pass with the straights
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Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen.
Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?
Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?
March 2, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen.
Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?
Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?