Andre Masella
@apmasell.bsky.social
Gay Canadian programmer and Myst fanatic. I bake a lot of bread.
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The Mary Poppins Collection, only on Disney Prime
September 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
The Mary Poppins Collection, only on Disney Prime
I've had a few personal projects where my goal is to produce a very specific flavour of unhinged. I'm not sure another human can match my freak, but the Chorus of GPUs definitely cannot.
with times being what they are, it seems like you basically can't have a public open source repo without receiving LLM-written PRs. thus, after a great deal of thought, i have adopted the somewhat idiosyncratic Mycelium AI Policy in my personal projects: github.com/hawkw/myceli...
chore: introducing the Mycelium AI Policy (#566) · hawkw/mycelium@b77e854
github.com
August 8, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I've had a few personal projects where my goal is to produce a very specific flavour of unhinged. I'm not sure another human can match my freak, but the Chorus of GPUs definitely cannot.
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The past years have seen horrendous attacks towards trans people. We have a duty to protect the most vulnerable members of our communities.
There is no Haskell without the trans people who have shaped it through the years.
This June is a month of celebrations, but the struggle continues. ✊🏳️⚧️λ
There is no Haskell without the trans people who have shaped it through the years.
This June is a month of celebrations, but the struggle continues. ✊🏳️⚧️λ
June 2, 2026 at 9:33 PM
The past years have seen horrendous attacks towards trans people. We have a duty to protect the most vulnerable members of our communities.
There is no Haskell without the trans people who have shaped it through the years.
This June is a month of celebrations, but the struggle continues. ✊🏳️⚧️λ
There is no Haskell without the trans people who have shaped it through the years.
This June is a month of celebrations, but the struggle continues. ✊🏳️⚧️λ
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myst and gumby are both fundamentally about dudes who are addicted to travelling inside of fucked up books
May 27, 2026 at 12:07 AM
myst and gumby are both fundamentally about dudes who are addicted to travelling inside of fucked up books
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We need more walkable, mixed-use datacenters. Like community gardens, people should be able to experience the joy and satisfaction of cultivating their own hardware. Big Cloud has alienated the connection people felt with their computers. Kids should know what it's like to swear at rack mount rails.
May 22, 2026 at 2:52 AM
We need more walkable, mixed-use datacenters. Like community gardens, people should be able to experience the joy and satisfaction of cultivating their own hardware. Big Cloud has alienated the connection people felt with their computers. Kids should know what it's like to swear at rack mount rails.
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enough. i’m tired of github actions. it’s time for github consequences
May 12, 2026 at 9:03 PM
enough. i’m tired of github actions. it’s time for github consequences
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People that are really into minimalism, are they minmaxxing?
April 14, 2026 at 8:04 PM
People that are really into minimalism, are they minmaxxing?
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>look up rust crate
>need to evaluate if it's any good
>see author is a transgender furry
>cargo add
>need to evaluate if it's any good
>see author is a transgender furry
>cargo add
March 1, 2026 at 2:46 PM
>look up rust crate
>need to evaluate if it's any good
>see author is a transgender furry
>cargo add
>need to evaluate if it's any good
>see author is a transgender furry
>cargo add
Try adjusting the phase.
Well Atrus, I made it to Myst island, despite your directions.
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Try adjusting the phase.
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Ah, my friend, you’ve returned!
Well Atrus, I made it to Myst island, despite your directions.
January 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Ah, my friend, you’ve returned!
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seems conspicuous that programmer commentary on genAI is split between
"oh yeah i use claude all the time now. the 10× programmer is real and he's me. i am a god"
and
"yeah my coworkers use claude all the time. they keep committing crap that doesn't work and now i spend half my time fixing it"
"oh yeah i use claude all the time now. the 10× programmer is real and he's me. i am a god"
and
"yeah my coworkers use claude all the time. they keep committing crap that doesn't work and now i spend half my time fixing it"
December 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
seems conspicuous that programmer commentary on genAI is split between
"oh yeah i use claude all the time now. the 10× programmer is real and he's me. i am a god"
and
"yeah my coworkers use claude all the time. they keep committing crap that doesn't work and now i spend half my time fixing it"
"oh yeah i use claude all the time now. the 10× programmer is real and he's me. i am a god"
and
"yeah my coworkers use claude all the time. they keep committing crap that doesn't work and now i spend half my time fixing it"
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ok course LinkedIn has a fucking wrapped feature now
can’t wait to read how many days I was on my founder grindset
can’t wait to read how many days I was on my founder grindset
December 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
ok course LinkedIn has a fucking wrapped feature now
can’t wait to read how many days I was on my founder grindset
can’t wait to read how many days I was on my founder grindset
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"does ___ belong at pride?"
if you get yelled at by the westboro baptist church, you belong at pride
if you get yelled at by the westboro baptist church, you belong at pride
December 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"does ___ belong at pride?"
if you get yelled at by the westboro baptist church, you belong at pride
if you get yelled at by the westboro baptist church, you belong at pride
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
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Oh this? It's just a generic cup.
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Oh this? It's just a generic cup.
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they call it a hex editor bc you are casting little spells on the computer
September 27, 2025 at 12:12 PM
they call it a hex editor bc you are casting little spells on the computer
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
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The DVD (1996) is now as old as the original 8-inch floppy disk (1967) was when the DVD came out.
November 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The DVD (1996) is now as old as the original 8-inch floppy disk (1967) was when the DVD came out.
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OSHA is part of the government shutdown so now nothing is NSFW
October 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
OSHA is part of the government shutdown so now nothing is NSFW
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can job listings be serious please
October 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
can job listings be serious please
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hi us-east-1, i am also kinda down today
October 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
hi us-east-1, i am also kinda down today
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When you code the new system on top of the old.
October 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
When you code the new system on top of the old.