Aspen
@aspen.awoo.monster
Full of bark and awoo.
Upbeat/happy thoughts of a dog.
Nazis can fuck off.
Upbeat/happy thoughts of a dog.
Nazis can fuck off.
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Aspen
@aspen.awoo.monster
· Apr 13
Welcome!
AWOOOOOOOOO!
This is my second/alt account, I'm here to have that upbeat/dog energy. I hope. Sometimes it helps to pretend to be nothing but a happy and wild dog.
You can find my main account at: @archy.snep.ing
AWOOOOOOOOO!
This is my second/alt account, I'm here to have that upbeat/dog energy. I hope. Sometimes it helps to pretend to be nothing but a happy and wild dog.
You can find my main account at: @archy.snep.ing
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Ya gotta do this per account by the way, make sure to turn it off on *all* gmails you have set up
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this.
Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how.
Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how.
Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
August 31, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Ya gotta do this per account by the way, make sure to turn it off on *all* gmails you have set up
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There once was a hitman from Sweden
Who was, on the motorway, speedin’
His mark goes unwhacked,
For in ironic fact,
The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’
Who was, on the motorway, speedin’
His mark goes unwhacked,
For in ironic fact,
The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’
August 27, 2026 at 5:00 AM
There once was a hitman from Sweden
Who was, on the motorway, speedin’
His mark goes unwhacked,
For in ironic fact,
The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’
Who was, on the motorway, speedin’
His mark goes unwhacked,
For in ironic fact,
The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’
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Wolves following wolves
December 4, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Wolves following wolves
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⋆。 ̊ ☁︎ ̊。⋆。 ̊☽ ̊。⋆
August 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM
⋆。 ̊ ☁︎ ̊。⋆。 ̊☽ ̊。⋆
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The “best” thing about genAI (the quotes are doing heavy work here) is that it’s really lowered the bar on getting into hand-made art. Literally anything you make is better than ai. There’s never been a better time to throw away your fear and start learning that craft you’ve always wanted to learn.
August 4, 2026 at 12:41 AM
The “best” thing about genAI (the quotes are doing heavy work here) is that it’s really lowered the bar on getting into hand-made art. Literally anything you make is better than ai. There’s never been a better time to throw away your fear and start learning that craft you’ve always wanted to learn.
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Are you going to BLFC and need some professional fursuit shots? I'm open for photoshoots!
$250 gets you a photo session up to one hour, with a guaranteed minimum of 10 fully edited photos. You can include friends, and we can do multiple locations around the con space!
Please DM if interested! 📸💜
$250 gets you a photo session up to one hour, with a guaranteed minimum of 10 fully edited photos. You can include friends, and we can do multiple locations around the con space!
Please DM if interested! 📸💜
August 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Are you going to BLFC and need some professional fursuit shots? I'm open for photoshoots!
$250 gets you a photo session up to one hour, with a guaranteed minimum of 10 fully edited photos. You can include friends, and we can do multiple locations around the con space!
Please DM if interested! 📸💜
$250 gets you a photo session up to one hour, with a guaranteed minimum of 10 fully edited photos. You can include friends, and we can do multiple locations around the con space!
Please DM if interested! 📸💜
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I grew up when the John Birch Society was dying out and "he sees communists under the bed" was a joke that meant "he's an out-of-touch idiot"
ah, those were the days
ah, those were the days
July 21, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I grew up when the John Birch Society was dying out and "he sees communists under the bed" was a joke that meant "he's an out-of-touch idiot"
ah, those were the days
ah, those were the days
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Imagine saying this with whole confidence.
Fucking parks, arcades, malls, beaches, just outside in general.
They cant do that because theyre being harassed by angry boomers or cops.
Fucking parks, arcades, malls, beaches, just outside in general.
They cant do that because theyre being harassed by angry boomers or cops.
I ask as always:
What were these mythical "third places that previous generations had available to them?"
The whole idea of "third places" is just so much Camelot mythmaking.
What were these mythical "third places that previous generations had available to them?"
The whole idea of "third places" is just so much Camelot mythmaking.
July 15, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Imagine saying this with whole confidence.
Fucking parks, arcades, malls, beaches, just outside in general.
They cant do that because theyre being harassed by angry boomers or cops.
Fucking parks, arcades, malls, beaches, just outside in general.
They cant do that because theyre being harassed by angry boomers or cops.
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cw: vore, micro / macro
Mina has found something strange in one of her vials, but, ever the curious scientist, the mouse drinks it down anyways!
...much to Reed's dismay. 💦
Art by the lovely @emmacat64.bsky.social!
Mina has found something strange in one of her vials, but, ever the curious scientist, the mouse drinks it down anyways!
...much to Reed's dismay. 💦
Art by the lovely @emmacat64.bsky.social!
July 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
cw: vore, micro / macro
Mina has found something strange in one of her vials, but, ever the curious scientist, the mouse drinks it down anyways!
...much to Reed's dismay. 💦
Art by the lovely @emmacat64.bsky.social!
Mina has found something strange in one of her vials, but, ever the curious scientist, the mouse drinks it down anyways!
...much to Reed's dismay. 💦
Art by the lovely @emmacat64.bsky.social!
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This will get worse if KOSA and the KIDS Act pass. Go yell at your reps
Texas passed an age assurance law that requires Bluesky to verify the age of users. This law was paused by a judge and then unpaused by an appeals court, so we are preparing to comply.
If you saw an age assurance notice today, that's why. Read about the law here: ccianet.org/news/2026/05...
If you saw an age assurance notice today, that's why. Read about the law here: ccianet.org/news/2026/05...
Appeals Court Pauses Injunction on Texas’ App Store Law that Likely Violates First Amendment - CCIA
Washington – A federal court agreed with the Texas Attorney General’s request to temporarily lift a block of the state’s controversial App Store
ccianet.org
July 1, 2026 at 6:48 PM
This will get worse if KOSA and the KIDS Act pass. Go yell at your reps
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Peter Jackson didn’t use forced perspective, scale models, adjustable and ‘“split-scale-sets,” where set pieces, such as tables, chairs, doors, and even some other props, were built in multiple sizes’ and children to double as Hobbits in LOTR, just for sloppy losers to tell us ‘AI is inevitable’.
Jim Henson & Co didn't use camera tricks & human-drawn animation alongside skilled puppety in The Great Muppet Caper just so idiots could tell us "AI is inevitable."
June 26, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Peter Jackson didn’t use forced perspective, scale models, adjustable and ‘“split-scale-sets,” where set pieces, such as tables, chairs, doors, and even some other props, were built in multiple sizes’ and children to double as Hobbits in LOTR, just for sloppy losers to tell us ‘AI is inevitable’.
I never thought of a sad Aspen pic, but I kinda wanna get one. I'm not sure how/what pose I'd do to get it though.
June 23, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I never thought of a sad Aspen pic, but I kinda wanna get one. I'm not sure how/what pose I'd do to get it though.
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Video!!!! Hopefully I can use this is motivation to make more stuff! Have felt a bit of a creative gap since Twitter died.
Micros driving to work be like:
🚀 ✨
Micros driving to work be like:
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September 12, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Video!!!! Hopefully I can use this is motivation to make more stuff! Have felt a bit of a creative gap since Twitter died.
Micros driving to work be like:
🚀 ✨
Micros driving to work be like:
🚀 ✨
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FreyFox openly spouting some transphobic Daily Mail headline BS, and Furcation staff saying they might have to "Speak with everyone involved and look at all sides" is utterly WILD. Furcation staff really looking after their own, huh?
Furcation is the gift that keeps on giving ☠
Furcation is the gift that keeps on giving ☠
June 7, 2026 at 2:58 PM
FreyFox openly spouting some transphobic Daily Mail headline BS, and Furcation staff saying they might have to "Speak with everyone involved and look at all sides" is utterly WILD. Furcation staff really looking after their own, huh?
Furcation is the gift that keeps on giving ☠
Furcation is the gift that keeps on giving ☠
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the GOP will never stop being refered to as the Guardians of Pedophile party. Never.
Here's how now-convicted child sex predator Andrew Paul Johnson used his expectation of a slush fund like one Trump set up today to try to buy the silence of the boy he molested when the boy was 11.
Promise of payment contributed to a young boy being molested.
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
Promise of payment contributed to a young boy being molested.
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
May 19, 2026 at 5:25 AM
the GOP will never stop being refered to as the Guardians of Pedophile party. Never.
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This brought me joy.
May 18, 2026 at 3:47 AM
This brought me joy.
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Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics.
The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.
The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.
April 23, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics.
The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.
The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.
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A lineup of our Pathfinder party~
October 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
A lineup of our Pathfinder party~