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AsterAsh
@asterash.bsky.social
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Wannabe artist and writer. Lover of art, food, nature, pokemon and pro wrestling
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This statue in York Minster is so done with everything
A white marble statue of a bishop, lying down on his side, the side of his face leaning into his left hand, with a book in his right hand. He has an expression of boredom. To his left is a grimacing cherub statue.
June 12, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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Ceiling of the York Minster Chapterhouse #photography
The white ceiling of a church chapterhouse. In the centre is a geometric pattern, consisting of a circle, segmented into many parts and full of blue and red floral patterns
June 12, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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Look at this weird fish-lipped strawberry I found
Image of a hand holding a strawberry shaped as though it had pursed lips
May 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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Went to the Harrogate Flower Show today. Check out my in laws' big auricula stand
A stand, designed to look like a plain black theatre with curtains, with several shelves of brightly coloured auricula flowers in pots A stand, designed to look like a plain black theatre with curtains, with several shelves of brightly coloured auricula flowers in pots; this time taken from a more forward facing angle
April 26, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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Leaked first draft of Wes Streeting's article for Pink News addressing trans kids
screenshot from The Simpsons, showing Bart holding a bloody letter reading "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU"
April 3, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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GenAI bot down!
Two shots from The Simpsons, the first showing a grinning Krusty the Clown with the dialogue text "Sora AI is dead", the second showing a crowd of cheering children
March 24, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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Holding hands with mama
Picture of a baby hand grasping an adult hand
January 30, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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Me: My husband is watching the baby. I must rest. I have been breastfeeding/pumping all day

*Hears the slightest cry from my baby*
Homer Simpson running upstairs, with the quotation "I'm a-coming boy!"
December 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Meme of Jimbo Jones from the Simpsons saying "I'm president?"
September 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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My pregnancy thusfar, summarised in one image:
Image shows the pokemon Mega Victreebel (who resembles a very rotund pitcher plant), with the word "Stummyache" written underneath
September 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Nigel McGuiness commentating for Bryan Danielson matches vs Danielson commentating for McGuiness's match #aew #forbiddendoor
Meme of an angry man saying "I fucking hate you and hope you die" to a child saying "I like technical wrestling"
August 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Ooh, the Morrisons Salt and Pepper bread loaves are extra salty today
Shot of Jasper from The Simpsons looking up in awe with the words "What a time to be alive" written underneath
August 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Check out these cool lizards
#animalphotography #photography #naturephotography
Two lizards basking on a rock. One is slim with yellow and brown scales, the other is chunky with orange and brown scales Lizard basking on a rock. It is slim with yellow and brown scales.
July 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Me, trapped indoors from the heat, waiting for this so-called thunderstorm to finally arrive
Four shots of Mr Bean standing in the field, waiting, then checking his watch, then sitting, then lying down exhausted from waiting
June 21, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Current mood:
Shot from the simpsons of a newspaper showing Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud. A sun has been edited over the cloud, and the headline has been edited to read "pregnant woman yells at sun"
June 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Drew a rainbow flag inspired pony
Might draw other pride flag inspired ponies in future too :)
#art #fanart #mlp #mylittlepony #pride
A pony, drawn in the style of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, with rainbow hair that matches the rainbow flag, as well as rainbow wing feathers and a cutie mark of three rainbow hearts
June 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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A quadrant of images, each of them labelled. The bottom left image shows the "This is Fine" dog meme, depicting a dog happily sitting in a burning room saying it is fine, and the image is labelled "Gen X". Both top images and the bottom right image show the alternative version of the meme where the dog is screaming "THIS IS NOT FINE", and those images are labelled as "Gen Z/Millenials/Baby Boomers" respectively
April 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Just got back from today's disability rights protest against the cuts.
Here's the sign I made (couldn't resist making the Simpsons reference)
#DisabilityRights #BenefitCuts #Protest #UKPolitics
A white protest sign with the words "Keir Starmer Business Card. An Alternative to the Tories / No More Austerity" written in black edited by a red pen to say "An Alternative to the Tories? No, More Austerity!", along with a sketch of Lionel Hutz from The Simpsons in the corner
March 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Went to a turkish restaurant in York today. Pretty good if I do say so myself
#delicious #food #photography #foodphotography
A plate of Turkish food, featuring a salad, a serving of bulgur wheat, a pot of yoghurt dip and a smaller pot of tomato dip, and lamb kebab wrapped in lavash bread and drizzled with tomato sauce
March 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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As we're coming into spring, if you're in Europe or North America, remember to rip up any Himalayan Balsam sprouts you see! It's an invasive species that damages biodiversity. But since its roots are shallow, it's easy to rip up.
#environmentalism #nature #gardening
A picture of sprouting Himalyan Balsam, characterised by two large round smooth-edge leaves at the base, and more pointy, jagged-edges leaves sprouting from that, always two at a time opposite to each other
March 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Ricochet: *Exists*
Fans (and Shibata apparently):
#AEWCollision
shot from Spongebob Squarepants, showing a bunch of fish pointing at a light source with the subtitles "Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!"
March 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Canada Goose and Swan
#photography #birds #nature
Picture of a Canada Goose, swimming across a still body of water Image of a swan swimming across still water
March 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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The River Ouse, York
#photography #rivers #nature
Photograph of the River Ouse. There is a small blue motorboat moving along the middle of the river. The the left, some people are sitting on a concrete walkway with legs dangling over the water's edge. Behind there is a white bridge, a few stationary boats, and variousbuildings and trees. Photograph of the River Ouse, and the concrete path running along the left hand side of the river. There's a small blue motorboat moving along the water. Either side of the river there are trees, buildings, and people walking
March 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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York Museum Gardens
#photography #nature
An image of a garden. To the left there is a tree trunk and beside it a flower patch of crocuses and miniature daffodils. Beyond the flowers is a path with a bench to the left and a plastic white sign to the right. Behind the bench is a fence and then a wall of trees and bushes An image of a path running through a rock garden with various trees and bushes. Beyond the path you can see some old church ruins
March 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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This shop is gay and there's nothing you can do about it
#York #LGBTQ
A building with a sign above the door reading "This Shop Is So Gay" in bright rainbow letters
March 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM