Astin(TO)
@astin.bsky.social
Canadian. Leafs fan. At least one grain of salt should be taken with me. For flavour. Sometimes Julius Goat alternate.
Well this sucks. Canadian icon.
I recall a story she told of Van Halen asking her to be their new singer and her telling them that was nuts.
I recall a story she told of Van Halen asking her to be their new singer and her telling them that was nuts.
Sass Jordan has died.
Born in 1962 in England, she grew up in Montreal. Jordan had several hit songs in Canada including Rescue Me and Tell Somebody. A Juno Award winner, she also served as the honorary colonel of 417 Combat Support Squadron.
(Announced on her Facebook page)
Born in 1962 in England, she grew up in Montreal. Jordan had several hit songs in Canada including Rescue Me and Tell Somebody. A Juno Award winner, she also served as the honorary colonel of 417 Combat Support Squadron.
(Announced on her Facebook page)
October 4, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Well this sucks. Canadian icon.
I recall a story she told of Van Halen asking her to be their new singer and her telling them that was nuts.
I recall a story she told of Van Halen asking her to be their new singer and her telling them that was nuts.
I’m not saying Matthews, Tavares, Marchenko, Nylander, and Raddysh sounds like a terrifying first PP unit… oh wait, that’s exactly what I’m saying. #GoLeafsGo
September 29, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I’m not saying Matthews, Tavares, Marchenko, Nylander, and Raddysh sounds like a terrifying first PP unit… oh wait, that’s exactly what I’m saying. #GoLeafsGo
I don’t understand this Leafs-Jackets trade at all. Is Marchenko worth all that? Wood seems an add-on we don’t need and Merzlikins is a LTIR dump who at best if a salvage project? Knies, Andrae, Lorentz, AND a pick?
September 28, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I don’t understand this Leafs-Jackets trade at all. Is Marchenko worth all that? Wood seems an add-on we don’t need and Merzlikins is a LTIR dump who at best if a salvage project? Knies, Andrae, Lorentz, AND a pick?
Okay, clearly NFL season is now where none of you thread your game reactions and reskeet stuff that has no context to people not watching. I think I’m muting my whole feed until February.
September 27, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Okay, clearly NFL season is now where none of you thread your game reactions and reskeet stuff that has no context to people not watching. I think I’m muting my whole feed until February.
Max got the game he deserved. I wouldn’t be mad if he came back for some more. #OkBlueJays
September 27, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Max got the game he deserved. I wouldn’t be mad if he came back for some more. #OkBlueJays
Know what else I’ve never heard? Despacito. Most Taylor Swift songs. Any Sabrina Carpenter song in its entirety. Any K-Pop that wasn’t involved in hunting demons. Probably 99% of popular music released in the last 10-15 years. Pink Pony Club is catchy though.
September 27, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Know what else I’ve never heard? Despacito. Most Taylor Swift songs. Any Sabrina Carpenter song in its entirety. Any K-Pop that wasn’t involved in hunting demons. Probably 99% of popular music released in the last 10-15 years. Pink Pony Club is catchy though.
Top 100 TV list thing - I’ve seen 14 of them beginning to end. So my opinion is…*graaaack*
September 25, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Top 100 TV list thing - I’ve seen 14 of them beginning to end. So my opinion is…*graaaack*
I doubt the Jays are making the playoffs this year.
September 22, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I doubt the Jays are making the playoffs this year.
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Lord here yall go with the football talk!!! It’s the worst time of the year
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September 10, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Lord here yall go with the football talk!!! It’s the worst time of the year
Not our precious Irish and Scotch whiskies! Nor our abundant Mezcal business! You don’t want our Canadian Bourbon?
Seriously, zero effort, just a cut-and-paste ban.
Seriously, zero effort, just a cut-and-paste ban.
Breaking: White House issues three proclamations banning imports of Canadian products including motorcycles, whey, molasses, non-alcoholic beer, and a range of alcoholic beverages
September 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Not our precious Irish and Scotch whiskies! Nor our abundant Mezcal business! You don’t want our Canadian Bourbon?
Seriously, zero effort, just a cut-and-paste ban.
Seriously, zero effort, just a cut-and-paste ban.
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
September 8, 2026 at 4:23 AM
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
10 Ks for Scherzer. 42 year-old Max Scherzer. All alone at number 9 all-time. Legend. #OKBlueJays
August 30, 2026 at 8:09 PM
10 Ks for Scherzer. 42 year-old Max Scherzer. All alone at number 9 all-time. Legend. #OKBlueJays
Hacker has to live IRL.
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title:
A chief technology officer is worried about keeping his spreadsheets private.
A chief technology officer is worried about keeping his spreadsheets private.
August 29, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Hacker has to live IRL.
Could have sworn I saw something not that long ago about how y’all was a great gender non-specific term to replace “you guys” and the like.
August 28, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Could have sworn I saw something not that long ago about how y’all was a great gender non-specific term to replace “you guys” and the like.
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Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
August 26, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Maybe she can grab him by the scalp on the way up and let go over the pit.
August 25, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Maybe she can grab him by the scalp on the way up and let go over the pit.
August 13, 2026 at 2:34 PM
There will seriously be another Beowulf because of this. Maybe @zachweinersmith.bsky.social will get a Bea Wolf option. That said, I’d go see an adaptation of “The Cremation of Sam McGee”. There are already great shorts of “At the Quinte Hotel”. vimeo.com/41529242?sha...
July 28, 2026 at 10:30 PM
There will seriously be another Beowulf because of this. Maybe @zachweinersmith.bsky.social will get a Bea Wolf option. That said, I’d go see an adaptation of “The Cremation of Sam McGee”. There are already great shorts of “At the Quinte Hotel”. vimeo.com/41529242?sha...
Know what’s annoying? How light switches and power outlets are like 1mm deeper than they were 10-20 years ago, so now you feel like you’re committing electrical crimes by shoving the wires back harder in the box when you replace the old ones. Yes, I replaced a dimmer today. #hero
July 27, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Know what’s annoying? How light switches and power outlets are like 1mm deeper than they were 10-20 years ago, so now you feel like you’re committing electrical crimes by shoving the wires back harder in the box when you replace the old ones. Yes, I replaced a dimmer today. #hero