Astin(TO)
astin.bsky.social
Astin(TO)
@astin.bsky.social
Canadian. Leafs fan. At least one grain of salt should be taken with me. For flavour. Sometimes Julius Goat alternate.
Denying the existence of Kermit makes no sense. But it’s clear the ultimate adjudicator is J.P. Grosse, dictating his wishes through his nephew, Scooter. Miss Piggy is all that truly stands against the chaos. Sam the Eagle is a feckless proselytizer of a blasphemous interpretation of Muppet morals.
September 29, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Valid. I even ran out of Gochujang the other day.
September 28, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Try almost winning the World Series and then… whatever this season was.
September 26, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I feel like “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover” is seen as trite, but music nerds dig it. The music is the key, not the lyrics.
September 24, 2026 at 5:15 AM
But hey, Leafs season is just around the corner!
September 22, 2026 at 2:08 AM
That said, when the parent writes about educational inequality and sent her child to these schools specifically to fight these issues, she should have personally been far more diligent.
September 21, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Most people take for granted that the school is at least testing at grade-appropriate levels, so they don’t familiarize themselves with what the standard is. Kid doing well on tests? Must be at grade-level knowledge. That was far from the case here.
September 21, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Wait, you didn’t like the sentient limousines movie? Probably don’t like Transformers either.
September 11, 2026 at 4:42 PM
It’s shit like this that turns me off grocery delivery. Also when they pick the worst fresh options like they’re punishing me for not coming in. Of COURSE I wanted the soft mouldy tomatoes and mealy peaches.
September 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Lucky!
September 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Not searching for photos, but I bet Pulaski and Martok would be a riot together. Mariner and Pelia to round it out methinks. But yah, 4 is tough.
September 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
No. But get a DNA test to confirm spider is incorrect and you are NOT a bug.
September 5, 2026 at 6:45 PM
She’s also an actual Ambassador and usually turns out to be annoyingly helpful.
August 31, 2026 at 5:56 AM