Automatic Jack
@automaticjack.bsky.social
Music. Games. Drums. Beer. Pizza.
Speedruns done poorly @ twitch.tv/automat1cjack
Speedruns done poorly @ twitch.tv/automat1cjack
Does anyone remember people who did the Brony thing to try and boost themselves without actually LIKING Ponies? Pepperidge Farms remembers... and so the fuck do I
NOTHING could be more embarrassing than tryna artificially boost yourslf by pretending to be a fan of something you didn't actually like
NOTHING could be more embarrassing than tryna artificially boost yourslf by pretending to be a fan of something you didn't actually like
April 12, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Does anyone remember people who did the Brony thing to try and boost themselves without actually LIKING Ponies? Pepperidge Farms remembers... and so the fuck do I
NOTHING could be more embarrassing than tryna artificially boost yourslf by pretending to be a fan of something you didn't actually like
NOTHING could be more embarrassing than tryna artificially boost yourslf by pretending to be a fan of something you didn't actually like
I barely helped, but I'm proud to have been part of this =)
"¬(Miserable∧Comfortable)" is now up on the @poniesatdawn.bsky.social Youtube channel: https://youtu.be/GPJl7dwELVA
The Outgroup - ¬(Miserable∧Comfortable) [Industrial Rock]
YouTube video by Ponies At Dawn
youtu.be
April 12, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I barely helped, but I'm proud to have been part of this =)
I'm so happy that people I know still love HORSE. I still do as well, but I ain't in the scene.
(HORSE was once casual nomenclature for MLP FIM fans)
Back in the day... NOW I AM TOO COOL APLHA-DUDE-MAN MAN TO LIEK HORSIES!
(no I'm not, still love G4) =3
(HORSE was once casual nomenclature for MLP FIM fans)
Back in the day... NOW I AM TOO COOL APLHA-DUDE-MAN MAN TO LIEK HORSIES!
(no I'm not, still love G4) =3
April 12, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I'm so happy that people I know still love HORSE. I still do as well, but I ain't in the scene.
(HORSE was once casual nomenclature for MLP FIM fans)
Back in the day... NOW I AM TOO COOL APLHA-DUDE-MAN MAN TO LIEK HORSIES!
(no I'm not, still love G4) =3
(HORSE was once casual nomenclature for MLP FIM fans)
Back in the day... NOW I AM TOO COOL APLHA-DUDE-MAN MAN TO LIEK HORSIES!
(no I'm not, still love G4) =3
Why does everyone I see here like Ponies!?
*remembers who I is*
Oh yeah, that's why! =)
*remembers who I is*
Oh yeah, that's why! =)
April 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Why does everyone I see here like Ponies!?
*remembers who I is*
Oh yeah, that's why! =)
*remembers who I is*
Oh yeah, that's why! =)
Woohoo!! 🤘
Our megacollab made it onto Ponies @ Dawn: Fusion 🎉
Thanks to @koapony.bsky.social, @automaticjack.bsky.social, @forestrainmedia.com, @bandobear.bsky.social, @luckrock.bsky.social, @blackenedblue.bsky.social, @lycheelyrica.bsky.social, Totalspark, and @ari.arinoblewrites.com for all taking part 😊
Thanks to @koapony.bsky.social, @automaticjack.bsky.social, @forestrainmedia.com, @bandobear.bsky.social, @luckrock.bsky.social, @blackenedblue.bsky.social, @lycheelyrica.bsky.social, Totalspark, and @ari.arinoblewrites.com for all taking part 😊
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Woohoo!! 🤘
Forkin' A RIGHT!! 🍴
Noobs use knives to cut their food. Pros use forks
March 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Forkin' A RIGHT!! 🍴
This.
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This.
Every time I see an app or website use the term "challenge" for basic shit like buying stuff normally, I think of the dumbasses who think of it as an ACTUAL challenge and feel compelled to complete it.
I wonder which warning labels allowed them to live this long... 🤔
I wonder which warning labels allowed them to live this long... 🤔
March 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Every time I see an app or website use the term "challenge" for basic shit like buying stuff normally, I think of the dumbasses who think of it as an ACTUAL challenge and feel compelled to complete it.
I wonder which warning labels allowed them to live this long... 🤔
I wonder which warning labels allowed them to live this long... 🤔
Trump worships money, so a prosperity gospel dickhead is par for the course.
Hopefully this shitshow is the smack in the face the people who buy into this prosperity horseshit need to finally realize they've been scammed. Then hopefully they wonder why god would allow that to happen to them.
Hopefully this shitshow is the smack in the face the people who buy into this prosperity horseshit need to finally realize they've been scammed. Then hopefully they wonder why god would allow that to happen to them.
February 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Trump worships money, so a prosperity gospel dickhead is par for the course.
Hopefully this shitshow is the smack in the face the people who buy into this prosperity horseshit need to finally realize they've been scammed. Then hopefully they wonder why god would allow that to happen to them.
Hopefully this shitshow is the smack in the face the people who buy into this prosperity horseshit need to finally realize they've been scammed. Then hopefully they wonder why god would allow that to happen to them.
Reposted by Automatic Jack
😏
February 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
😏
Some of the most consistently inaccurate writings to ever be displayed in visual form are the back cover descriptions of fiction books. 4/5 sentences are - at best - GROSS exaggerations. The rest would accurately describe an entirely different book.
February 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Some of the most consistently inaccurate writings to ever be displayed in visual form are the back cover descriptions of fiction books. 4/5 sentences are - at best - GROSS exaggerations. The rest would accurately describe an entirely different book.
I've been here for 20 minutes straight and haven't seen a single ad!
HELP! How will I know what I'm supposed to be buying if no one will tell me?
HELP! How will I know what I'm supposed to be buying if no one will tell me?
February 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I've been here for 20 minutes straight and haven't seen a single ad!
HELP! How will I know what I'm supposed to be buying if no one will tell me?
HELP! How will I know what I'm supposed to be buying if no one will tell me?
@bronymike.bsky.social I still remember what you did to that Twist card... 🖕😁🖕
February 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
@bronymike.bsky.social I still remember what you did to that Twist card... 🖕😁🖕
Hell yeah, Pixel Art FTW!
February 2, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Hell yeah, Pixel Art FTW!
Somewhere on this platform are MAGA people who think they're sticking it to the libs by saying all the dumb shit they can actively remember. I would like to see it. I could use a good laugh.
March 20, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Somewhere on this platform are MAGA people who think they're sticking it to the libs by saying all the dumb shit they can actively remember. I would like to see it. I could use a good laugh.
Hard to get on BlueSky and post when all these PSX skies are grey as Fuuuuuuuuck
November 13, 2023 at 9:33 AM
Hard to get on BlueSky and post when all these PSX skies are grey as Fuuuuuuuuck
Tonight will be 2 not-that-good speedruns of Mario 64 as a drinking game... One starting from sober, the other from however lit the 1st run got me.
The Tomfuckery and Shenanigans commence around 10:45pm PST.
twitch.tv/AutomaticJackTV
The Tomfuckery and Shenanigans commence around 10:45pm PST.
twitch.tv/AutomaticJackTV
September 2, 2023 at 4:10 AM
Tonight will be 2 not-that-good speedruns of Mario 64 as a drinking game... One starting from sober, the other from however lit the 1st run got me.
The Tomfuckery and Shenanigans commence around 10:45pm PST.
twitch.tv/AutomaticJackTV
The Tomfuckery and Shenanigans commence around 10:45pm PST.
twitch.tv/AutomaticJackTV
@automaticjack.bsky.social I am here.
August 30, 2023 at 4:34 AM
@automaticjack.bsky.social I am here.