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Automatic Jack
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Music. Games. Drums. Beer. Pizza.

Speedruns done poorly @ twitch.tv/automat1cjack
Oooh, I get it.. Wasn't thinking of content ratings
August 12, 2026 at 1:01 PM
What the fuck does that even mean?
April 12, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Mine eyes have seen the... something... glory of the... something else... trampling vintages... something.... truth is marching on... is it?

What the fuck am I looking at? Fuck the song, my eyeball-skins are blurry as fuck and actively setting things on fire.

THIS IS NOT THE WAY
April 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Have a nice slice of GO FUCK YOURSELF
April 12, 2026 at 12:49 AM
FUCK YEAH! GET SOME!
April 12, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Please contact the administrator of the lab you spawned from and demand answers as to why they bred the "I don't like fun" gene out of you.

YOU ARE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION
April 12, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Also... how could you watch enough HORSE to ingratiate yourself and not just end up liking it for the sheer excellence of the show itself? That's some fuckin' goddamn NPC SHITHEAD behavior.

NO ONE who watches THAT much of PONES and leaves not enjoying it is a real human.
April 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
One semester in college is aparently enough to radicalize this kid, so what unspeakable acts have people who did TWO semesters committed? Tune into Info Wars for more made-up bullshit!
September 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Israel accidentally attacked the leadership of hamas? Probably thought it was a hospital or something
September 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Probably had copies of the epstein files on board
September 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
He has to serve his sentence first. 15-20 epic beat-drops is my guess, but I don't have access to the files
September 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
$45M ain't gonna help them out much with how bad they suck at covering up their bullshit
September 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I heard Derrick, but the source was a bit sketchy.
March 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The Holy Trinity.
February 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
"Liberal Bias" = They don't kiss his ass.
February 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM