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You are a HUGE loser if you take pictures of the screen when you’re at the movies.
September 23, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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I’M AT THE URGENT CARE
I’M AT THE TACO BELL
I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
September 13, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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John Collier, The Devil Skating When Hell Freezes Over, 1894
September 5, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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This statue at the Lucas Museum has replaced the LACMA lamp posts as the most romantic/photographic spot in all of LA.
September 4, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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Such a missed opportunity
March 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Isn’t Cruz, who was born in Canada, automatically disqualified from the presidency by Article Two of the United States Constitution?
September 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Hilarious to me that Disney (which has, with few exceptions, mishandled the Star Wars franchise) has done everything in their power to erase the image of Princess Leia in a metal bikini while this statue was commissioned for George Lucas’ new museum.
September 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.
September 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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In the local park where I’m currently walking, a dog has just grabbed a random person’s umbrella and run off with it. The umbrella owner, the dog’s owners and a load of kids have given chase, and it’s the closest I’ll get to seeing a dog with a string of sausages being chased by a butcher isn’t it?
September 2, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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Just get one of these.

There's literally tens of thousands available, they still work, and you get one of the greatest video game libraries of all-time. It's from a better era.

And it won't let you down.
September 2, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Donated 40-inches of hair to Wigs for Kids today.

wigsforkids.org
September 2, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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August 31, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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PS2 pre-rendered backgrounds, my beloved <3
August 31, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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DLSS 5 OFF // DLSS 5 ON
March 16, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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it's so rarely "the teams that worked on this were so creative and resourceful, amazing that they were able to accomplish this in 2009" and it's almost always "boy, computers' gigaflops must have been a good rendering engine GPU's and whatnot"

computers don't make visual effects, people do
August 30, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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Time for sexy time 🎶
August 29, 2026 at 6:03 AM
The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head
1) I just think they’re neat
2) I bent my Wookiee
3) I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah
4) Purple is a fruit
5) Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head

1. Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax!
2. Dig up, stupid.
3. That glue ain’t goin’ nowhere
4. So I says to Mabel, I says—
5. Stupid like a fox!
The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head

1. My eyes, the goggles do nothing!
2. Now remember, we’re in the Itchy Lot.
3. The frogurt is also cursed.
4. We paid for blood!
5. Knoxville, Knoxville, Knoxville!
August 25, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Tequila!
August 23, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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The president has a lady Renfield that sleeps in the White House crawlspace and travels in the wheel well of Airforce 1 and prints out his posts for him on a portable printer and wipes the poo poo off of his giant ass and that's supposed to be funny?
August 19, 2026 at 7:17 PM
August 16, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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August 15, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Hello
August 15, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Ted Danson at the New York Friar’s Club, October 1993
August 12, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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#OnThisDay in 1974, president #RichardNixon announced he was resigning from office after years of dealing with #Watergate
Swiped from #johnbyrne
August 8, 2026 at 3:25 PM