Baconator DJames (1970-2025)
@baconatorjames.bsky.social
The D is silent, hillbilly!
"We drink to the void & the cold, hard ground"
"We drink to the void & the cold, hard ground"
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[Eating a cabbage like an apple]
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
September 5, 2026 at 2:24 PM
[Eating a cabbage like an apple]
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
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We all know Tom Hanks fucked that volleyball.
September 5, 2026 at 3:50 AM
We all know Tom Hanks fucked that volleyball.
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I never had a teacher believe in me like this.
A pilot jumped out of the door of a moving plane to his death, leaving the student he was teaching to fly to land the aircraft by herself.
The student said he told her, "You know what you have to do, carry on."
The student said he told her, "You know what you have to do, carry on."
Flight school pilot jumps to his death midair, leaving student to land plane | CNN
A pilot jumped out of the door of a moving plane to his death, leaving the student he was teaching to fly to land the aircraft by herself.
www.cnn.com
July 8, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I never had a teacher believe in me like this.
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Talked to @rosie.com tonight and it was weirdly sobering. Sometimes I forgot how close we are to losing our democracy
June 8, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Talked to @rosie.com tonight and it was weirdly sobering. Sometimes I forgot how close we are to losing our democracy
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@neptune45.bsky.social
FYI: How to deal with a star . . .
FYI: How to deal with a star . . .
June 8, 2026 at 9:47 AM
@neptune45.bsky.social
FYI: How to deal with a star . . .
FYI: How to deal with a star . . .
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34% of eligible voters didn't even bother waddling into a voting booth, not even with their very republic on the line.
Audie Murphy's at 7k rpm in his grave.
Diaper Don called them "losers & suckers" on multiple verified occasions. FACT.
Those who seek to be ruled, so shall they be ruled.
Audie Murphy's at 7k rpm in his grave.
Diaper Don called them "losers & suckers" on multiple verified occasions. FACT.
Those who seek to be ruled, so shall they be ruled.
March 10, 2026 at 1:40 PM
34% of eligible voters didn't even bother waddling into a voting booth, not even with their very republic on the line.
Audie Murphy's at 7k rpm in his grave.
Diaper Don called them "losers & suckers" on multiple verified occasions. FACT.
Those who seek to be ruled, so shall they be ruled.
Audie Murphy's at 7k rpm in his grave.
Diaper Don called them "losers & suckers" on multiple verified occasions. FACT.
Those who seek to be ruled, so shall they be ruled.
~170 schoolgirls deleted by USA ordinance.
USA: "oops! Will gas cost more now?"
Elon shock-starved 100's of thousands to death, then humiliated & ruined the careers of countless Americans while he chainsaw danced.
People keep buying Teslas & using Twitter/X.
I'm gonna go BBQ a fuckin bald eagle.
USA: "oops! Will gas cost more now?"
Elon shock-starved 100's of thousands to death, then humiliated & ruined the careers of countless Americans while he chainsaw danced.
People keep buying Teslas & using Twitter/X.
I'm gonna go BBQ a fuckin bald eagle.
March 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
~170 schoolgirls deleted by USA ordinance.
USA: "oops! Will gas cost more now?"
Elon shock-starved 100's of thousands to death, then humiliated & ruined the careers of countless Americans while he chainsaw danced.
People keep buying Teslas & using Twitter/X.
I'm gonna go BBQ a fuckin bald eagle.
USA: "oops! Will gas cost more now?"
Elon shock-starved 100's of thousands to death, then humiliated & ruined the careers of countless Americans while he chainsaw danced.
People keep buying Teslas & using Twitter/X.
I'm gonna go BBQ a fuckin bald eagle.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
NTSB/TSB, it's time for new rules. Every child in every grade school on our continent should be taught & tested on how to fasten an airplane seatbelt, where the emerg exits are, and how to apply an O2 mask.
Then we can stop the incessant squawking before every single stupid flight.
Then we can stop the incessant squawking before every single stupid flight.
an illustration of a smiley face with tape over its mouth and the word mute in red
ALT: an illustration of a smiley face with tape over its mouth and the word mute in red
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
NTSB/TSB, it's time for new rules. Every child in every grade school on our continent should be taught & tested on how to fasten an airplane seatbelt, where the emerg exits are, and how to apply an O2 mask.
Then we can stop the incessant squawking before every single stupid flight.
Then we can stop the incessant squawking before every single stupid flight.
Air Canada, the seatbelt spiel, both Eng/Fr, we're halfway to the destination by the time they STFU. No earbuds when the announcement light is on. They now play ads on the seatbacks before you can put headphones on. More ads each time.
Same ad 2x - I'll never buy Nissan again in my entire life.
Same ad 2x - I'll never buy Nissan again in my entire life.
December 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Air Canada, the seatbelt spiel, both Eng/Fr, we're halfway to the destination by the time they STFU. No earbuds when the announcement light is on. They now play ads on the seatbacks before you can put headphones on. More ads each time.
Same ad 2x - I'll never buy Nissan again in my entire life.
Same ad 2x - I'll never buy Nissan again in my entire life.
Always whining, I know, BUT - gas stations that throw ads at me while I'm dumping whatever money I have left into my car - I try to avoid them as best I can, but I always press the intercom & ask them to stop the ad. Worked once. Only way around this is to boycott the products being advertised.
December 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Always whining, I know, BUT - gas stations that throw ads at me while I'm dumping whatever money I have left into my car - I try to avoid them as best I can, but I always press the intercom & ask them to stop the ad. Worked once. Only way around this is to boycott the products being advertised.
We know by the efforts to obfuscate, delay & redact that he rode kids. How old were these girls, though? Were they all girls? 12? Older?
The people who knew but continued to support him in covering it up - Bondi, Patel, Bongino, Johnson, etc & STILL supported him. Choke on the shame.
The people who knew but continued to support him in covering it up - Bondi, Patel, Bongino, Johnson, etc & STILL supported him. Choke on the shame.
December 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
We know by the efforts to obfuscate, delay & redact that he rode kids. How old were these girls, though? Were they all girls? 12? Older?
The people who knew but continued to support him in covering it up - Bondi, Patel, Bongino, Johnson, etc & STILL supported him. Choke on the shame.
The people who knew but continued to support him in covering it up - Bondi, Patel, Bongino, Johnson, etc & STILL supported him. Choke on the shame.
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After all Elon did to starving people, the humiliation & career sabotage of tens of thousands of Americans, then gyrating in total glee w/ a fake chainsaw - in the nation that made him most of his fortune. Our so-called liberal influencers & sanctimonious celebs, still on Twitter, making Elon $.
December 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
After all Elon did to starving people, the humiliation & career sabotage of tens of thousands of Americans, then gyrating in total glee w/ a fake chainsaw - in the nation that made him most of his fortune. Our so-called liberal influencers & sanctimonious celebs, still on Twitter, making Elon $.
What's making MTG "ghosts of xmas future" so hard lately?
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 AM
What's making MTG "ghosts of xmas future" so hard lately?
I underestimated the moral cowardice of MOST leaders & talents I believed had character.
Elon starves the planet's poorest, humiliates & fires 1000's of essential people - as he cavorted jovially with a prop chainsaw.
99% of 'celebs' are still Tweeting, making Elon $.
chatgpt.com/share/69048c...
Elon starves the planet's poorest, humiliates & fires 1000's of essential people - as he cavorted jovially with a prop chainsaw.
99% of 'celebs' are still Tweeting, making Elon $.
chatgpt.com/share/69048c...
October 31, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I underestimated the moral cowardice of MOST leaders & talents I believed had character.
Elon starves the planet's poorest, humiliates & fires 1000's of essential people - as he cavorted jovially with a prop chainsaw.
99% of 'celebs' are still Tweeting, making Elon $.
chatgpt.com/share/69048c...
Elon starves the planet's poorest, humiliates & fires 1000's of essential people - as he cavorted jovially with a prop chainsaw.
99% of 'celebs' are still Tweeting, making Elon $.
chatgpt.com/share/69048c...
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Swalwell: “There’s going to be a Democratic majority in just over a year. To the FCC chairperson and anyone in involved in these dirty deals: get a lawyer and save your records because you’re going to be in this room answering questions”
September 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Swalwell: “There’s going to be a Democratic majority in just over a year. To the FCC chairperson and anyone in involved in these dirty deals: get a lawyer and save your records because you’re going to be in this room answering questions”
Time for Jimmy Kimmel to go to satellite like Howard Stern had to. The FCC can officially fuck off. Brendan Carr can fuck off.
Domestic enemy in the Oval Office. Be funny if people actually MEANT it when they swore that oath. Things would be rowdy. But they're just saccharine words meaning nothing.
Domestic enemy in the Oval Office. Be funny if people actually MEANT it when they swore that oath. Things would be rowdy. But they're just saccharine words meaning nothing.
September 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Time for Jimmy Kimmel to go to satellite like Howard Stern had to. The FCC can officially fuck off. Brendan Carr can fuck off.
Domestic enemy in the Oval Office. Be funny if people actually MEANT it when they swore that oath. Things would be rowdy. But they're just saccharine words meaning nothing.
Domestic enemy in the Oval Office. Be funny if people actually MEANT it when they swore that oath. Things would be rowdy. But they're just saccharine words meaning nothing.
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Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
WASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ...
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September 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases