Dare
@badicaldude.bsky.social
Part time comedian, full time nerd. The unholy offspring of Lightning and Death, Nephew of a Hip-Hop Legend, UCA Alumnus. I tell jokes sometimes.
Damn Kate Moss got that Hank Hill? 😭
February 27, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Damn Kate Moss got that Hank Hill? 😭
@michaelburns.bsky.social or Steve from Blues Clues? 🤔
February 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
@michaelburns.bsky.social or Steve from Blues Clues? 🤔
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Deeply inevitable, entirely predicted, and the shit people running this country don't give a damn.
Gonna go ahead and say this was a) inevitable and b) widely predicted, but the subhuman shitstains involved in all this c) don't care.
Multiple Men Have Impersonated ICE Agents To Kidnap And Assault Women
In a letter shared with HuffPost, the Democratic Women’s Caucus urged DHS to mandate ICE agents to “visibly and clearly identify themselves" when making arrests.
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January 29, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Deeply inevitable, entirely predicted, and the shit people running this country don't give a damn.
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my most “raised by black boomers” quality is i clean my kitchen to anita baker (cleaning my kitchen right now)
January 30, 2026 at 3:30 AM
my most “raised by black boomers” quality is i clean my kitchen to anita baker (cleaning my kitchen right now)
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STOP KILLING US!
Them: Okay, fine, we'll take Aunt Jemima off our products. Damn.
Them: Okay, fine, we'll take Aunt Jemima off our products. Damn.
January 25, 2026 at 9:00 PM
STOP KILLING US!
Them: Okay, fine, we'll take Aunt Jemima off our products. Damn.
Them: Okay, fine, we'll take Aunt Jemima off our products. Damn.
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i remember seeing photos of paraphernalia found in the pockets of ISIS fighters displayed in a similar way
ICE special accomplishment tokens for the most successful and sadistic nazi terrorists.
#Minneapolis #ICE #USA
#Minneapolis #ICE #USA
January 15, 2026 at 8:02 AM
i remember seeing photos of paraphernalia found in the pockets of ISIS fighters displayed in a similar way
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Jesus the Lord and Savior: YOU IN THE HOOD NOW BITCH
scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black
January 14, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Jesus the Lord and Savior: YOU IN THE HOOD NOW BITCH
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When I say “Bed, Bath and Beyond” just know I’m talking about “Bath and Body Works”
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
When I say “Bed, Bath and Beyond” just know I’m talking about “Bath and Body Works”
This is random but I get so irritated anytime someone uses Feels Like Summer in a post talking about how hot it is in July or going to the beach. IT'S A SONG ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING AND HOW IT FEELS LIKE SUMMER WHEN IT SHOULDN'T. Of course it feels like summer in late July. IT'S SUMMER
July 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This is random but I get so irritated anytime someone uses Feels Like Summer in a post talking about how hot it is in July or going to the beach. IT'S A SONG ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING AND HOW IT FEELS LIKE SUMMER WHEN IT SHOULDN'T. Of course it feels like summer in late July. IT'S SUMMER
Still can't believe we get new Tyler tomorrow
July 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Still can't believe we get new Tyler tomorrow
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
Skipped my SSRI yesterday and boy and I paying for it today
April 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Skipped my SSRI yesterday and boy and I paying for it today
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the consequences of this will cost countless lives. he must be stopped. but it's important people understand what is happening here isn't a carbon copy of the old Nazi program. this is a new hideous evil and it must be confronted as such.
April 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
the consequences of this will cost countless lives. he must be stopped. but it's important people understand what is happening here isn't a carbon copy of the old Nazi program. this is a new hideous evil and it must be confronted as such.
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RFK Jr wants to end autism, which he sees as a disease and that is absolutely genocidal. but he is not planning to round up and mass execute people. he wants to punish doctors and gain total control over what treatments are available.
April 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
RFK Jr wants to end autism, which he sees as a disease and that is absolutely genocidal. but he is not planning to round up and mass execute people. he wants to punish doctors and gain total control over what treatments are available.
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his goal- and he has been extremely consistent here- is to micromanage what medications and treatments are allowed based wholly on his personal beliefs. his base of support are parents of kids with autism. his plan isn't the T4 program. but it is sick and dangerous and deadly.
April 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
his goal- and he has been extremely consistent here- is to micromanage what medications and treatments are allowed based wholly on his personal beliefs. his base of support are parents of kids with autism. his plan isn't the T4 program. but it is sick and dangerous and deadly.
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i think people are missing the forest for the trees with this one. RFK Jr wants complete centralized knowledge of every American's health in order to exact control on what medications are allowed and in order to fabricate "evidence" for each and all of his nonsense theories.
April 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
i think people are missing the forest for the trees with this one. RFK Jr wants complete centralized knowledge of every American's health in order to exact control on what medications are allowed and in order to fabricate "evidence" for each and all of his nonsense theories.
Ok but let’s see your messages back Shannon
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ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a beard and mustache smiling .
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April 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Yesterday was day 1 of this cruise, and Ive already seen more coochie than what I came here with. My homeboys lady had on a short skirt and no draws. I thought she had on black panties, no sir. That was all shag carpeting.
April 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Yesterday was day 1 of this cruise, and Ive already seen more coochie than what I came here with. My homeboys lady had on a short skirt and no draws. I thought she had on black panties, no sir. That was all shag carpeting.
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Case and mf point. 😂
April 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Case and mf point. 😂
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Hi friends! It has been over a year since my layoff and I am still looking for a job. I am an award-winning game writer + narrative designer with 6+ years of experience making games like Dustborn and LIS: Double Exposure. I am a GDCA winner, a BAFTA longlister, and a Herman Melville Award nominee.
April 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hi friends! It has been over a year since my layoff and I am still looking for a job. I am an award-winning game writer + narrative designer with 6+ years of experience making games like Dustborn and LIS: Double Exposure. I am a GDCA winner, a BAFTA longlister, and a Herman Melville Award nominee.
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It's wild how "mainstream media sucks" is a bipartisan position. Never in my 52 years do i remember a time when news orgs were less trusted.
April 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It's wild how "mainstream media sucks" is a bipartisan position. Never in my 52 years do i remember a time when news orgs were less trusted.
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you owe us, God
There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results
April 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
you owe us, God
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This is what had Billy Ocean singing about Caribbean Queens
April 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
This is what had Billy Ocean singing about Caribbean Queens