Baphomet Baby
@baphometbaby.bsky.social
Manic pixie nightmare girl
#Alternativemodel
#plussize
Always on my bullshit
#Alternativemodel
#plussize
Always on my bullshit
Honestly I wish my life was as exciting as everyone thinks it is.
Satanic weed orgies sounds way more fun than mending pants by hand and making my own sourdough starter. 😂😂
Satanic weed orgies sounds way more fun than mending pants by hand and making my own sourdough starter. 😂😂
February 2, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Honestly I wish my life was as exciting as everyone thinks it is.
Satanic weed orgies sounds way more fun than mending pants by hand and making my own sourdough starter. 😂😂
Satanic weed orgies sounds way more fun than mending pants by hand and making my own sourdough starter. 😂😂
Oh look, this is relevant again 😂
Don't forget to kiss my ass while you're back there talking shit 😘
📸 @ryno1881.bsky.social
#blackandwhitephotography #curvy #model #plussizemodel #boudoir #soft #tattoos #photography
📸 @ryno1881.bsky.social
#blackandwhitephotography #curvy #model #plussizemodel #boudoir #soft #tattoos #photography
January 8, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Oh look, this is relevant again 😂
Idk what's going on in the grape world.
But whoever bred Candy Heart grapes deserves to get deep throated.
But whoever bred Candy Heart grapes deserves to get deep throated.
March 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Idk what's going on in the grape world.
But whoever bred Candy Heart grapes deserves to get deep throated.
But whoever bred Candy Heart grapes deserves to get deep throated.
I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.
Don't mind me, just talking myself off a ledge 😂
Don't mind me, just talking myself off a ledge 😂
March 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.
Don't mind me, just talking myself off a ledge 😂
Don't mind me, just talking myself off a ledge 😂
Finding out my dispo coworkers are Trumpers makes no damn sense 😂😂😂
March 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Finding out my dispo coworkers are Trumpers makes no damn sense 😂😂😂
The phenomenan of "friend who is always there for everyone else but no one ever shows up for them or notices when they are struggling" should be studied.
March 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The phenomenan of "friend who is always there for everyone else but no one ever shows up for them or notices when they are struggling" should be studied.
The "male loneliness epidemic" is quite literally the result of men failing to be likable in a time where women are capable of supporting themselves.
Being likable is the bare minimum, and they aren't rising to the occasion.
Here's some tips to start you out
Being likable is the bare minimum, and they aren't rising to the occasion.
Here's some tips to start you out
March 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The "male loneliness epidemic" is quite literally the result of men failing to be likable in a time where women are capable of supporting themselves.
Being likable is the bare minimum, and they aren't rising to the occasion.
Here's some tips to start you out
Being likable is the bare minimum, and they aren't rising to the occasion.
Here's some tips to start you out
I bought some produce from a stand that I didn't realize was maga until after I already paid for my items... And I just want to say those were the most bitter plums and strawberries I've ever eaten.
I stg you can taste the hate in them.
I stg you can taste the hate in them.
March 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I bought some produce from a stand that I didn't realize was maga until after I already paid for my items... And I just want to say those were the most bitter plums and strawberries I've ever eaten.
I stg you can taste the hate in them.
I stg you can taste the hate in them.
It has gotta be exhausting thinking up situations to pretend are happening to you all the time.
March 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It has gotta be exhausting thinking up situations to pretend are happening to you all the time.
One time I had a therapist tell me I should write my life story down and sell it to lifetime. And I was like.. First of all, super unprofesh but second... Do I have to use my real name?
February 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
One time I had a therapist tell me I should write my life story down and sell it to lifetime. And I was like.. First of all, super unprofesh but second... Do I have to use my real name?
Girlie pop, you know you can learn any hobby on YouTube. Right?
I know you're excelling in the "being a cunt" category, but might I suggest basket weaving?
I know you're excelling in the "being a cunt" category, but might I suggest basket weaving?
February 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Girlie pop, you know you can learn any hobby on YouTube. Right?
I know you're excelling in the "being a cunt" category, but might I suggest basket weaving?
I know you're excelling in the "being a cunt" category, but might I suggest basket weaving?
Don't forget to kiss my ass while you're back there talking shit 😘
📸 @ryno1881.bsky.social
#blackandwhitephotography #curvy #model #plussizemodel #boudoir #soft #tattoos #photography
📸 @ryno1881.bsky.social
#blackandwhitephotography #curvy #model #plussizemodel #boudoir #soft #tattoos #photography
February 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Don't forget to kiss my ass while you're back there talking shit 😘
📸 @ryno1881.bsky.social
#blackandwhitephotography #curvy #model #plussizemodel #boudoir #soft #tattoos #photography
📸 @ryno1881.bsky.social
#blackandwhitephotography #curvy #model #plussizemodel #boudoir #soft #tattoos #photography
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Just a peek w/ @baphometbaby.bsky.social
#TattooArt #FineArtTattoos #BodyArt #InkCulture #TattooPhotography #BlackAndWhiteArt #DarkAesthetic #GothicTattoo #AlternativeBeauty #BodyPositivity #SurrealTattoos #ArtisticExpression #SelfExpression #TattooCommunity #EdgyArt #BoldInk #DarkElegance
#TattooArt #FineArtTattoos #BodyArt #InkCulture #TattooPhotography #BlackAndWhiteArt #DarkAesthetic #GothicTattoo #AlternativeBeauty #BodyPositivity #SurrealTattoos #ArtisticExpression #SelfExpression #TattooCommunity #EdgyArt #BoldInk #DarkElegance
February 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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At Mar-a-Lago, a bizarre, golden-hoofed goat idol is on display.
The idol is wrapped in Trump $100 bills that say, “In Trump we Trust,” replacing God with Trump.
The idols’ base says, “I love you” along with Trump’s signature.
The idol is wrapped in Trump $100 bills that say, “In Trump we Trust,” replacing God with Trump.
The idols’ base says, “I love you” along with Trump’s signature.
February 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
At Mar-a-Lago, a bizarre, golden-hoofed goat idol is on display.
The idol is wrapped in Trump $100 bills that say, “In Trump we Trust,” replacing God with Trump.
The idols’ base says, “I love you” along with Trump’s signature.
The idol is wrapped in Trump $100 bills that say, “In Trump we Trust,” replacing God with Trump.
The idols’ base says, “I love you” along with Trump’s signature.
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Sen. Warner on DOGE's "buyout" offers: "Every scam artist is the same. 'Take this offer right now, it expires at midnight!' How many times do we see that?"
February 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Sen. Warner on DOGE's "buyout" offers: "Every scam artist is the same. 'Take this offer right now, it expires at midnight!' How many times do we see that?"
I fear Gaga's return to vaguely satanic pop is the final recession omen..
It's here guys..
Music is about to be liiiiiiit asf.
It's here guys..
Music is about to be liiiiiiit asf.
February 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I fear Gaga's return to vaguely satanic pop is the final recession omen..
It's here guys..
Music is about to be liiiiiiit asf.
It's here guys..
Music is about to be liiiiiiit asf.
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We know which of the Minions is heading USAID Coup!
February 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
We know which of the Minions is heading USAID Coup!
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To all the people who didn’t vote or voted 3rd party because you “didn’t like either of them” I want to say, from the bottle of my soul, fuck you.
Fuck you
Fuck you.
Fuck. You.
Fuck you
Fuck you.
Fuck. You.
February 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
To all the people who didn’t vote or voted 3rd party because you “didn’t like either of them” I want to say, from the bottle of my soul, fuck you.
Fuck you
Fuck you.
Fuck. You.
Fuck you
Fuck you.
Fuck. You.
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Democrats won’t save our services only we will. Marinating on what this means but do you understand why Musk wants to control the National Park Service? WE OWE TOO MUCH TO AMERICAN NATIVES AND THIS LAND TO ALLOW IT
February 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Democrats won’t save our services only we will. Marinating on what this means but do you understand why Musk wants to control the National Park Service? WE OWE TOO MUCH TO AMERICAN NATIVES AND THIS LAND TO ALLOW IT
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Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"
February 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"
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USAID.gov is down. Why is this concerning? Trump has no legal authority to eliminate a congressionally funded independent agency. The work of USAID is vital, and if this can happen to them, it can happen to any of us.
February 2, 2025 at 5:46 AM
USAID.gov is down. Why is this concerning? Trump has no legal authority to eliminate a congressionally funded independent agency. The work of USAID is vital, and if this can happen to them, it can happen to any of us.
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Russia is invading the U.S. using psychological war and covert operations, such as rigging elections, to install a fascist pro-Putin government.
February 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Russia is invading the U.S. using psychological war and covert operations, such as rigging elections, to install a fascist pro-Putin government.
SCREAMING THIS
So nobody is going to do anything about Elon Musk taking over the Treasury Department’s purse?
#hostileTakeover #Coup
#hostileTakeover #Coup
February 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
SCREAMING THIS