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battlejuice.bsky.social
@battlejuice.bsky.social
Writer. Father. Anxiety Wrangler.
Ever play somebody way better than you at Foosball?
July 19, 2026 at 9:08 PM
What does this mean, exactly…
July 13, 2026 at 6:37 AM
The kids are alright.
not ai
July 7, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Reposted
not ai
July 7, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Who here among us hasn’t dug a hole or two? Ammirite?
@rphutch1975.bsky.social for some reason I feel like this is right up your alley

i have no idea where it's from
June 7, 2026 at 8:01 AM
I’m gonna die at 2:30 in the afternoon under an afghan.
Man the new study about optimal sleep being between 6.4 and 7.8 hours and if your sleep more your organs rapidly age and this apparently includes naps so now in 2026 I’ve gotta worry about my son being like “yeah my dad died because he napped too much and his heart got old”
May 27, 2026 at 6:11 AM
I agree.

Wilbon has to back down off Philly.
May 20, 2026 at 5:29 AM
May 15, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Let’s not dismiss Chevy Chase!
Martin Mull and Burgess Meredeith attend an event at the Palace of Fine Arts in San Francisco, California, on July 11, 1978.
April 23, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Steatoda Nobilis.
The noble false widow.
April 17, 2026 at 11:08 PM
My son’s joke: why did the runner go so slow? Ten minitos.
April 15, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Rich Eisen back on Sports Center is the icing on this crazy-day cake.
April 13, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Way to put in the work, boys.
BREAKING US Vice President JD Vance says talks failed to reach agreement with Iran
April 12, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Trump: I had to threaten genocide but it finally got Epstein off my ass!

Melania: Chheeeold my beer.
April 10, 2026 at 4:49 AM
A movie couple that would definitely have a podcast.
April 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
If you see this. Post your black and white art.
April 3, 2026 at 6:10 AM
i hope that when the give Bondi the Noem Kompromot treatment, Bondi held on to a few photos of her own.
April 2, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Natalie Portman weighs less than the combined weight of the twins she birthed in Revenge of the Sith and she never showed. I’m dying
March 21, 2026 at 3:22 AM
The 3 best TV pilots:

1. Twin Peaks
2. Portlandia
3. Lost

Runner Up: Person of Interest
March 14, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Mom, how did you answer the phone in the 90’s?
sorry I can’t come to the phone right now, who even does that anymore
sorry I can’t come to the phone right now, I just don’t want to
March 14, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Backlight.
February 27, 2026 at 5:51 AM
February 22, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Rocket test over Oxnard,CA tonight.
February 15, 2026 at 6:12 AM
What Super Bowl performance by any two teams was worse than SB 60?

I can’t think of one.
February 9, 2026 at 5:20 AM