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Clare
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Back on vyvanse, bitches.
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I hope this Ishmael finds you whale
September 10, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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When I read posts I feel confused and unsettled but when I read a book I feel calm enjoyment. Ah well, time to read several hundred posts
August 22, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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My ghost would laugh.
August 8, 2026 at 7:08 AM
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No! NO! You can’t just ignore—this isn’t—THE OCEAN HATES US ALL MOTHERFUCKERS GAAAAAHHHH
I’m on a small-ship Alaska cruise with my son; our boat rescued a stranded vessel last night and apparently we did that after the Coast Guard radioed Mark Zuckerberg’s yacht - which was closer - and they repeatedly refused to respond. (There was near unanimous booing when the captain announced this)
August 8, 2026 at 5:56 AM
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The discord was lit today
July 12, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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June 20, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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I love this kid vomiting up FIFA
June 20, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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Your periodic reminder that people are *more* abusive online when they're using their "real names" than when they're using a persistent pseudonym and this effect has been replicated in literally every study that has ever been done
I remain of the view that regulation of social media is better than a ban for young people.
But I also pretty much agree with all these proposals.
June 16, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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if you ever see one of these dudes on the subway or whatever you gotta go like "ARE YOU RECORDING US?? WHY ARE YOU RECORDING US? IS IT FOR THE NEWS? I DIDN'T FILL OUT A CONSENT RELEASE" and they'll say no and then you can pull out "OH SO IT'S FOR YOU PERSONALLY HUH" and watch everybody get worried
June 18, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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I love this. Unmute.
June 17, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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i wont fw your book if it’s got higher than a 4.0 average on goodreads. u are simply not pissing enough people off to have anything cool to say
June 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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Reverse Gallipoli where the Turks can’t get past the Beach
June 14, 2026 at 6:24 AM
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I’m at the bread and circuses. I’m at the damnatio memoriae. I’m at the combination bread and circuses damnatio memoriae
June 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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this might be the best headline i’ve ever read
June 10, 2026 at 12:33 PM
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The best Buffy/Giles moment.

What an actor, what a loss.
June 6, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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oh it's when Buffy comes back in early S3, and Giles has to go into the kitchen to have an emotion privately. for sure.
Since we're paying tribute to Anthony Head, what's your favorite Giles moment or episode of Buffy? Mine is definitely Band Candy, when rebellious youth-brained Giles steals that dope coat for Joyce and beats up a cop.
June 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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Think about this: Every single piece of art - from the inception of art as a concept - was made by human hands. Every movie you love, every song you know by heart, every joke that made you laugh. We are the only animal that does this. How could you let a fucking software company take that from you?
May 27, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
May 23, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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Co fucking signed 🤬
As a science fiction writer I really fucking resent tech bros for ruining the phrase "artificial intelligence." 80 years of it being all about cool androids and interesting computers destroyed by five years of "Spicy autocorrect making everything shittier for money." NEVER FORGIVE.
May 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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The existence of a Karl Urban suggests the existence of a Karl Rural.
May 23, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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Whenever I’m watching Grand Designs and the date the project starts flashes up, and that date is AD 2019, I start hooting and hollering. I wish this mysteriously liquid part time maths teacher and his seemingly unpregnant partner all the best on their conversion of this collapsing 16th century mill
May 12, 2026 at 9:32 AM
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been waiting for this to hit english news but this is fucking outrageous
Russian Photographer Sentenced to Labor Camp for Writing Gay K-Pop Fanfiction
Alexandra Kuzyk’s wages will also be garnished by the state.
www.them.us
May 12, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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the thing about the new name is that while the main notable symptoms for diagnostic purposes are to do with the ovaries, you can suffer from pcos/pmos without ovaries.

www.theguardian.com/society/ng-i...
‘Unprecedented’ global effort gives new name to polycystic ovary syndrome – and new hope to millions of women
Decades-long campaign powered by patient perspectives results in switch from PCOS – a name that caused confusion and undue suffering – to PMOS
www.theguardian.com
May 12, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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My favorite mother’s day cartoon from the stupendous @rosemarymosco.com
May 10, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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Does John Cena finish every take by lowering pinch-fingers in front of his face and saying, "Annnnnd.... Cena."
May 10, 2026 at 11:42 PM