JPitha
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we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
August 23, 2026 at 12:06 AM
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
www.pitha.club/new-releases/ TL;DR I uploaded a new edition of JaLF and moved Spear to Royal Road! Come and read them!
New Releases!
TL;DR I had no reason not to post, so I did.
Late last year and early this, I rewrote and re-posted JaLF on HFY and Tumblr, mostly because I felt that it could use another pass as my skills increased...
www.pitha.club
August 14, 2026 at 5:31 PM
www.pitha.club/new-releases/ TL;DR I uploaded a new edition of JaLF and moved Spear to Royal Road! Come and read them!
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Have to reshare this every time I see it. Raymond Chandler mocking science fiction in 1953 and sounding cool as hell. He should have written some space stories.
August 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Have to reshare this every time I see it. Raymond Chandler mocking science fiction in 1953 and sounding cool as hell. He should have written some space stories.
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Bro. People are cool as fuck.
August 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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AI Guy Asks AI To Help Him Read Difficult Books
August 12, 2026 at 12:30 AM
AI Guy Asks AI To Help Him Read Difficult Books
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yo you should read my books, if The Locked Tomb is a goth girl they're her punk friend who reeks of tobacco
www.simonandschuster.com/series/The-E...
www.simonandschuster.com/series/The-E...
May 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
yo you should read my books, if The Locked Tomb is a goth girl they're her punk friend who reeks of tobacco
www.simonandschuster.com/series/The-E...
www.simonandschuster.com/series/The-E...
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It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
July 12, 2026 at 11:33 AM
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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SFF, we need to talk.
I'm not here to rag specifically on Bona, who did the right thing by going public.
No, I'm looking at all of you. Or at least, 15 of you.
Because this right here? This is buckwild.
I'm not here to rag specifically on Bona, who did the right thing by going public.
No, I'm looking at all of you. Or at least, 15 of you.
Because this right here? This is buckwild.
July 8, 2026 at 5:19 PM
SFF, we need to talk.
I'm not here to rag specifically on Bona, who did the right thing by going public.
No, I'm looking at all of you. Or at least, 15 of you.
Because this right here? This is buckwild.
I'm not here to rag specifically on Bona, who did the right thing by going public.
No, I'm looking at all of you. Or at least, 15 of you.
Because this right here? This is buckwild.
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Me, a wizard: Where hast my scrying orb gone? I cannot seem to find it anywhere in the tower... perhaps this is a cruel trick from my dark warlock rival!
My Capricious and Gluttonous Familiar:
My Capricious and Gluttonous Familiar:
June 24, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Me, a wizard: Where hast my scrying orb gone? I cannot seem to find it anywhere in the tower... perhaps this is a cruel trick from my dark warlock rival!
My Capricious and Gluttonous Familiar:
My Capricious and Gluttonous Familiar:
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I like you man but I just submitted something, get God off my back
June 24, 2026 at 3:40 PM
I like you man but I just submitted something, get God off my back
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Understanding || |I || |—
July 3, 2023 at 7:17 PM
Understanding || |I || |—
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People laughed when Trump said the war would only end with unconditional surrender but he's a man of his word and he has now surrendered unconditionally
June 16, 2026 at 5:22 PM
People laughed when Trump said the war would only end with unconditional surrender but he's a man of his word and he has now surrendered unconditionally
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You know who isn't getting radicalized? Guys who do ships in a bottle. Embrace model-building and avoid the pitfalls of right-wing extremism
every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
June 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
You know who isn't getting radicalized? Guys who do ships in a bottle. Embrace model-building and avoid the pitfalls of right-wing extremism
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actually i kinda *do* think using genAI should be such a social faux pas that the user is marked as a pariah and no longer feels welcome in the community. "AI is bad" is no longer an abstract (it never was), my city has been under a boil water advisory for a week because of AI data centers
May 25, 2026 at 12:54 AM
actually i kinda *do* think using genAI should be such a social faux pas that the user is marked as a pariah and no longer feels welcome in the community. "AI is bad" is no longer an abstract (it never was), my city has been under a boil water advisory for a week because of AI data centers
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This is the kind of archeological preservation I support.
We learned from our forefathers.
We learned from our forefathers.
This one's for all the nerds who say fansubs used to be so much better "back in the day". We're helping distribute a private collection of rare old VHS-era Gundam fansubs, and they sure are... something...
May 29, 2026 at 7:11 PM
This is the kind of archeological preservation I support.
We learned from our forefathers.
We learned from our forefathers.
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A Helpful Guide to Web Design and Journalism, or:
Why Nobody Reads Your Fucking Website You Clown
Why Nobody Reads Your Fucking Website You Clown
May 29, 2026 at 6:30 PM
A Helpful Guide to Web Design and Journalism, or:
Why Nobody Reads Your Fucking Website You Clown
Why Nobody Reads Your Fucking Website You Clown
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I spent 15 years fighting for low-income housing in NYC, and if I had a nickel for every time a politician (or a bureaucrat or even a housing activist) told me that a pied-à-terre tax was impossible… I could afford a pied-à-terre.
And Mamdani just... made it happen.
And Mamdani just... made it happen.
May 20, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I spent 15 years fighting for low-income housing in NYC, and if I had a nickel for every time a politician (or a bureaucrat or even a housing activist) told me that a pied-à-terre tax was impossible… I could afford a pied-à-terre.
And Mamdani just... made it happen.
And Mamdani just... made it happen.
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If you love writing.
Don’t become a creative writing major.
Actually killed my love of writing all because of the literary snobs and the professor whose toes they sucked.
I’d recommend instead reading books on the craft by authors, grammar workbooks, and finding a writing group.
Don’t become a creative writing major.
Actually killed my love of writing all because of the literary snobs and the professor whose toes they sucked.
I’d recommend instead reading books on the craft by authors, grammar workbooks, and finding a writing group.
May 20, 2026 at 2:02 AM
If you love writing.
Don’t become a creative writing major.
Actually killed my love of writing all because of the literary snobs and the professor whose toes they sucked.
I’d recommend instead reading books on the craft by authors, grammar workbooks, and finding a writing group.
Don’t become a creative writing major.
Actually killed my love of writing all because of the literary snobs and the professor whose toes they sucked.
I’d recommend instead reading books on the craft by authors, grammar workbooks, and finding a writing group.
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literally unparodiable lol
May 13, 2026 at 9:32 PM
literally unparodiable lol
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Social Media in 2035
May 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Social Media in 2035
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7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ
May 6, 2026 at 6:45 AM
7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ