Belmont Mayor Jordan
@belmontfakemare.bsky.social
@BelmontFakeMare Mayor of Belmont, California (*cough*... 1928-1939) Local elections and campaigns nerd. This is my main so I guess @timhoffman.bsky.social is my alt. Housing advocate. As in build some already. He/him or just Mayor
Oh man I forgot about that one. Luckily
October 2, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Oh man I forgot about that one. Luckily
If we write off the second season does Get a Life count?
October 2, 2026 at 4:35 PM
If we write off the second season does Get a Life count?
Thomas uses his real name with sub literate grammar so he can use anonymous logins and good grammar to be all the shitposters in the San Mateo Daily Journal comments section
September 26, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Thomas uses his real name with sub literate grammar so he can use anonymous logins and good grammar to be all the shitposters in the San Mateo Daily Journal comments section
Legit in my top 25. Classic
September 26, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Legit in my top 25. Classic
And somehow his left glove goes missing
September 24, 2026 at 2:45 PM
And somehow his left glove goes missing
This is gonna be great
September 23, 2026 at 6:07 PM
This is gonna be great
I read this in Ringo’s voice
September 22, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I read this in Ringo’s voice
Wait til you see the end of the Looney Tunes “Food Around the Corner” singing flea toon
September 18, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Wait til you see the end of the Looney Tunes “Food Around the Corner” singing flea toon
This is going to rule
September 14, 2026 at 6:21 PM
This is going to rule
Punch would be so proud of your stenography
September 10, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Punch would be so proud of your stenography
If I had to guess, the price disclosure rules would be aimed at any pricing info that is not publicly known, the dissemination of which in theory could be considered a form of tacit collusion. But any discussion? GTFOHWTMFBS
September 10, 2026 at 4:12 AM
If I had to guess, the price disclosure rules would be aimed at any pricing info that is not publicly known, the dissemination of which in theory could be considered a form of tacit collusion. But any discussion? GTFOHWTMFBS
Ha! Or maybe HDL/LDL “high” is good for some people you hate
September 9, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Ha! Or maybe HDL/LDL “high” is good for some people you hate
“Iwanowski touted his fiscal knowledge in an interview with the Post, outlining his time… at Oracle, where he helped save over $1 billion by combining 95 regional data centers into one global center”
Oracle is now pushing a 4.0 debt/equity ratio due to rapid buildout of… regional data centers
Oracle is now pushing a 4.0 debt/equity ratio due to rapid buildout of… regional data centers
September 9, 2026 at 5:21 PM
“Iwanowski touted his fiscal knowledge in an interview with the Post, outlining his time… at Oracle, where he helped save over $1 billion by combining 95 regional data centers into one global center”
Oracle is now pushing a 4.0 debt/equity ratio due to rapid buildout of… regional data centers
Oracle is now pushing a 4.0 debt/equity ratio due to rapid buildout of… regional data centers
The olds are really upping their anon username game
August 6, 2026 at 3:42 PM
The olds are really upping their anon username game
Huh not so sure
August 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Huh not so sure
It’s not a theory
August 2, 2026 at 12:12 AM
It’s not a theory
Nextdoor aka Mensa Forums
July 24, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Nextdoor aka Mensa Forums
That fucking ring eliminates all doubt
July 24, 2026 at 3:36 PM
That fucking ring eliminates all doubt
*clueless person sweating in suit*: wait so is this a WHERE or a HAVING when I GROUP and have a left join on the same table and …
July 23, 2026 at 4:49 AM
*clueless person sweating in suit*: wait so is this a WHERE or a HAVING when I GROUP and have a left join on the same table and …
Valid but then this is freaking Horgan
July 16, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Valid but then this is freaking Horgan
One of my earliest school memories was going to kindergarten in the dark, and how it never happened again any year after that. Well, til now
July 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
One of my earliest school memories was going to kindergarten in the dark, and how it never happened again any year after that. Well, til now