Belmont Mayor Jordan
@belmontfakemare.bsky.social
@BelmontFakeMare Mayor of Belmont, California (*cough*... 1928-1939) Local elections and campaigns nerd. This is my main so I guess @timhoffman.bsky.social is my alt. Housing advocate. As in build some already. He/him or just Mayor
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I’ve taken over this poor soul’s identity for the past five years and the least I can do is pay a visit to thank him for his service. Thanks Mayor Jordan, and to all veterans, this Veterans Day.
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I'm losing it at this delivery robot getting absolutely smoked by the Brightline train in Florida 🤖🚅
January 16, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I'm losing it at this delivery robot getting absolutely smoked by the Brightline train in Florida 🤖🚅
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I come to bury Burning Man, not to praise it, but this précis of the San Francisco zeitgeist is so bleak.
sfstandard.com/2025/08/30/b...
sfstandard.com/2025/08/30/b...
![Daksh Gupta, the 23-year-old cofounder of AI code review Greptile, said Burning Man hasn’t really been part of the zeitgeist since he moved to San Francisco in 2023.
Gupta, who has become a poster child of AI boom’s grindcore culture, summarized the current mood among young tech workers in San Francisco as incompatible with the Burner sensibility: “The current vibe is no drinking, no drugs, 9-9-6 [work from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m., six days a week], lift heavy, run far, marry early, track sleep, eat steak and eggs.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ty2kxmxjmtealqi2kc7f4pww/bafkreiamigsnbq4fnkrnvs52ayxvdq7375n3ps2qyd75rtnhavvkr2avwy)
September 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I come to bury Burning Man, not to praise it, but this précis of the San Francisco zeitgeist is so bleak.
sfstandard.com/2025/08/30/b...
sfstandard.com/2025/08/30/b...
Hey @nextdoorsv.bsky.social - new Gavin name spelling just dropped!
August 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Hey @nextdoorsv.bsky.social - new Gavin name spelling just dropped!
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“(ALPR license plate data) is the type of information that could be used to say, track immigrants or aid ICE in immigration enforcement. California has very good reason to not want this data leaked out of state,” EFF’s Lisa Femia told @almanacnews.com.
Menlo Park police broke state law, shared license plate data out of state
Menlo Park police let out-of-state agencies access its automated license plate reader data, a breach of California law that officials failed to disclose.
www.almanacnews.com
August 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
“(ALPR license plate data) is the type of information that could be used to say, track immigrants or aid ICE in immigration enforcement. California has very good reason to not want this data leaked out of state,” EFF’s Lisa Femia told @almanacnews.com.
Brian Dennehy walked briskly past me in a Logan Airport terminal
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Brian Dennehy walked briskly past me in a Logan Airport terminal
Roses are red
Against Wigglytuff I choose Snorlax
And next for public comment
Against Wigglytuff I choose Snorlax
And next for public comment
May 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Roses are red
Against Wigglytuff I choose Snorlax
And next for public comment
Against Wigglytuff I choose Snorlax
And next for public comment
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This kid is 15, and so has a moral clarity and uprightness that no adult elected official would or could ever have. There aren't really and never have been two sides of this issue, but if it has to be argued as a binary thing I don't see how anything less than this could seem like the side to be on.
this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
May 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
This kid is 15, and so has a moral clarity and uprightness that no adult elected official would or could ever have. There aren't really and never have been two sides of this issue, but if it has to be argued as a binary thing I don't see how anything less than this could seem like the side to be on.
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As part of the red-carpet treatment, Saudi officials arranged for a fully operational mobile McDonald’s unit to accompany President Trump during his stay.
According to local reports, the unit was set up near the Saudi Royal Court.
According to local reports, the unit was set up near the Saudi Royal Court.
May 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
As part of the red-carpet treatment, Saudi officials arranged for a fully operational mobile McDonald’s unit to accompany President Trump during his stay.
According to local reports, the unit was set up near the Saudi Royal Court.
According to local reports, the unit was set up near the Saudi Royal Court.
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TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
May 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
Ok yeah ICE needs to be dismantled
April 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Ok yeah ICE needs to be dismantled
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Thought I'd do a big 🧵 on David Klein and the incredible work he did for TWA from the 1950s-60s. I've posted about him before, but not like this.
Let's start with some of his classic posters for TWA: New York ('56), and Los Angeles ('58).
#wardsmorguefile #moreartlessdoom
Let's start with some of his classic posters for TWA: New York ('56), and Los Angeles ('58).
#wardsmorguefile #moreartlessdoom
April 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Thought I'd do a big 🧵 on David Klein and the incredible work he did for TWA from the 1950s-60s. I've posted about him before, but not like this.
Let's start with some of his classic posters for TWA: New York ('56), and Los Angeles ('58).
#wardsmorguefile #moreartlessdoom
Let's start with some of his classic posters for TWA: New York ('56), and Los Angeles ('58).
#wardsmorguefile #moreartlessdoom
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The Daredevil season finale raises a big question about the MCU: when the Punisher mentions Inspector Gadget, is it because he’s aware of him as a fictional character, or because Inspector Gadget is a real guy he knows?
April 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The Daredevil season finale raises a big question about the MCU: when the Punisher mentions Inspector Gadget, is it because he’s aware of him as a fictional character, or because Inspector Gadget is a real guy he knows?
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🧵 THREAD: A federal whistleblower just dropped one of the most disturbing cybersecurity disclosures I’ve ever read.
He's saying DOGE came in, data went out, and Russians started attempting logins with new valid DOGE passwords
Media's coverage wasn't detailed enough so I dug into his testimony:
He's saying DOGE came in, data went out, and Russians started attempting logins with new valid DOGE passwords
Media's coverage wasn't detailed enough so I dug into his testimony:
April 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
🧵 THREAD: A federal whistleblower just dropped one of the most disturbing cybersecurity disclosures I’ve ever read.
He's saying DOGE came in, data went out, and Russians started attempting logins with new valid DOGE passwords
Media's coverage wasn't detailed enough so I dug into his testimony:
He's saying DOGE came in, data went out, and Russians started attempting logins with new valid DOGE passwords
Media's coverage wasn't detailed enough so I dug into his testimony:
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My house is just like the San Mateo Daily Journal comments section. It’s the same five people yelling at each other every day
November 2, 2024 at 9:53 AM
My house is just like the San Mateo Daily Journal comments section. It’s the same five people yelling at each other every day
@nextdoorsv.bsky.social this is pretty funny
It looks like someone has hacked a crosswalk button in Palo Alto to deliver at least two different messages in the voice of Elon Musk.
(They are not complimentary)
(They are not complimentary)
April 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
@nextdoorsv.bsky.social this is pretty funny
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It looks like someone has hacked a crosswalk button in Palo Alto to deliver at least two different messages in the voice of Elon Musk.
(They are not complimentary)
(They are not complimentary)
April 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It looks like someone has hacked a crosswalk button in Palo Alto to deliver at least two different messages in the voice of Elon Musk.
(They are not complimentary)
(They are not complimentary)
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to save the american economy we need a super team of celebrities who were on TV before trump's brain decroded who can break into mar a lago ocean's eleven style and convince him the tariffs are a bad idea. emeril lagasse. mr. T. mark harman. lorenzo lamas. denise austin
April 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
to save the american economy we need a super team of celebrities who were on TV before trump's brain decroded who can break into mar a lago ocean's eleven style and convince him the tariffs are a bad idea. emeril lagasse. mr. T. mark harman. lorenzo lamas. denise austin
For sale: toilet seat - never used
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity #writing #prompt
#sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity #writing #prompt
April 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
For sale: toilet seat - never used
Wait I think I found the ChatGPT prompt the administration used
April 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Wait I think I found the ChatGPT prompt the administration used
From just above the Chevy badge on up is taller than my car’s roof
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
From just above the Chevy badge on up is taller than my car’s roof