Unsanctioned Buffoonery
@bemopolis.bsky.social
Get your toothbrush and whatever.
BREAKING: PEOPLE AFFECTED BY PIED À TERRE TAX DON’T LIKE GUY WHO CREATED PIED À TERRE TAX
‘No need to ask anyone else in NYC’, says Bedbug
‘No need to ask anyone else in NYC’, says Bedbug
September 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
BREAKING: PEOPLE AFFECTED BY PIED À TERRE TAX DON’T LIKE GUY WHO CREATED PIED À TERRE TAX
‘No need to ask anyone else in NYC’, says Bedbug
‘No need to ask anyone else in NYC’, says Bedbug
Yet another thing Ted Cruz says that I don't believe
September 17, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Yet another thing Ted Cruz says that I don't believe
Why does he look like a corn husk doll that was left in a pioneer outhouse?
September 16, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Why does he look like a corn husk doll that was left in a pioneer outhouse?
NORMAL LIFE, ostensibly based on the Frank Zappa household and starting two of his kids.
I watched its entire run, which to be fair was not a burdensome time commitment.
I watched its entire run, which to be fair was not a burdensome time commitment.
September 16, 2026 at 6:57 AM
NORMAL LIFE, ostensibly based on the Frank Zappa household and starting two of his kids.
I watched its entire run, which to be fair was not a burdensome time commitment.
I watched its entire run, which to be fair was not a burdensome time commitment.
Caligulacracy
September 15, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Caligulacracy
“We have Billy Mumy at home.”
September 15, 2026 at 7:13 PM
“We have Billy Mumy at home.”
I canna change the shop of thriftics
September 15, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I canna change the shop of thriftics
Only pawn in game of life.
September 15, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Only pawn in game of life.
Could it *be* any more Pahrump-y?
September 14, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Could it *be* any more Pahrump-y?
Rectum? Damn near rectum!
Rectum.
Rectum.
September 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Rectum? Damn near rectum!
Rectum.
Rectum.
OCDeez Nuts (almonds)
September 14, 2026 at 1:28 AM
OCDeez Nuts (almonds)
I’m more of a Nesmith man myself, but there’s no wrong answer except Peter Tork
September 13, 2026 at 6:41 AM
I’m more of a Nesmith man myself, but there’s no wrong answer except Peter Tork
Happy Mersenneversary
September 11, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Happy Mersenneversary
“We interrupt this broadcast for breaking news: A cheeseburger has hit the right ventricle.”
September 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
“We interrupt this broadcast for breaking news: A cheeseburger has hit the right ventricle.”
Shemp was the 20th hijacker
September 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Shemp was the 20th hijacker
They should title the exhibit “Bush Did 9/11 (In Watercolors)”
September 11, 2026 at 4:50 PM
They should title the exhibit “Bush Did 9/11 (In Watercolors)”
Not All Capes Wear Heros
September 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Not All Capes Wear Heros
Tell him to try making tomato water. Then tell me if it’s worth the effort.
www.tasteofhome.com/article/how-...
www.tasteofhome.com/article/how-...
Tomato Water: The Best Use for Tomatoes This Summer
Tomato water turns your surplus tomatoes into cocktails, dressings and sauces.
www.tasteofhome.com
September 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Tell him to try making tomato water. Then tell me if it’s worth the effort.
www.tasteofhome.com/article/how-...
www.tasteofhome.com/article/how-...