Ben Jones
@bendylan.bsky.social
Professional nerd for a bijou research institute on the Franco-Swiss border
The kids these days say “search it up”. As a verb and as a command
September 14, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The kids these days say “search it up”. As a verb and as a command
Looking forward to how many different ways there are of asking "how is that not interfering with play?".
September 13, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Looking forward to how many different ways there are of asking "how is that not interfering with play?".
Don't tell me, he wants Ukraine to abandon their fortress belt that Putin has been unable to take in 12 years, for a brief "peace" whilst Russia gets sanction relief
September 13, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Don't tell me, he wants Ukraine to abandon their fortress belt that Putin has been unable to take in 12 years, for a brief "peace" whilst Russia gets sanction relief
“What does God say”. There was the year, 97?, when they did play The Girl with the Sun in Her Head and it’s one of my favourite Glastonbury moments
September 12, 2026 at 3:49 PM
“What does God say”. There was the year, 97?, when they did play The Girl with the Sun in Her Head and it’s one of my favourite Glastonbury moments
Ixta Belfrage’s porcini ragu.
September 12, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Ixta Belfrage’s porcini ragu.
I don't know, but it's taken me longer than it should to determine this is more expensive than France current price (9.57 USD for a gallon, if I've converted into stupid units correctly)
September 10, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I don't know, but it's taken me longer than it should to determine this is more expensive than France current price (9.57 USD for a gallon, if I've converted into stupid units correctly)
I don’t remember that. I remember the weird calm on sept 12. And then the posters at every subway stop and people thrusting photos of loved ones in our hands.
September 8, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I don’t remember that. I remember the weird calm on sept 12. And then the posters at every subway stop and people thrusting photos of loved ones in our hands.
Trade is bad Russia is good
September 4, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Trade is bad Russia is good
Reposted by Ben Jones
The history books are going to be filled with incredulous accounts of how stupid people elected the stupidest person to lead a superpower.
September 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
The history books are going to be filled with incredulous accounts of how stupid people elected the stupidest person to lead a superpower.
The snapping of the pasta is necessary for the dish, or a very cunning promotional ruse
September 3, 2026 at 8:44 AM
The snapping of the pasta is necessary for the dish, or a very cunning promotional ruse
He can buy them from me, I am the owner of the known universe, and I have an NFT to prove it.
August 26, 2026 at 9:45 PM
He can buy them from me, I am the owner of the known universe, and I have an NFT to prove it.
I think Villa’s hopes resting on an injured 17 year old was a bit of a warning sign.
August 23, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I think Villa’s hopes resting on an injured 17 year old was a bit of a warning sign.
The reliance on "First rate administrators" seems to be the main point of departure.
August 19, 2026 at 11:42 AM
The reliance on "First rate administrators" seems to be the main point of departure.
Works pretty well with minced anything too (though per the recipe I think pork is best). Actually the recipe has got me thinking I need to get some holy basil seeds....
August 18, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Works pretty well with minced anything too (though per the recipe I think pork is best). Actually the recipe has got me thinking I need to get some holy basil seeds....
Hard to think of better fast food.
August 18, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Hard to think of better fast food.
Because Diet Coke tastes like someone has crushed paracetamol into it.
August 16, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Because Diet Coke tastes like someone has crushed paracetamol into it.
Yeah me too. There's bits I didn't recognise at the time - I mean Agamemnon as batman was very obvious, but Penelope's screen / Interstellar I didn't see at the time. Looking forward to a second watch (this time with hen's teeth 70mm...)
August 7, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Yeah me too. There's bits I didn't recognise at the time - I mean Agamemnon as batman was very obvious, but Penelope's screen / Interstellar I didn't see at the time. Looking forward to a second watch (this time with hen's teeth 70mm...)