“We’re losing our asses on data centers and somebody just vibe coded an Office clone, we’re ready to shut down AI now.”

So you have to be on the repair crew to get those? Sucks to be the rest of us. Lol, as you say. (The real problem’s the ad agency that’s creating unrealistic expectations, but somebody up top signed off on something that the restaurants won’t live up to. Unless you’re fixing their floor tiles.)

Week’s not over yet. Ellison’ll pick it up.

I’m fully expecting Ellison to pick it up as PPV for one or more of his streamers, with the orange plague quietly collecting a substantial rights fee.

Swamp Witch.

The same healthcare plan that’s been two weeks away for 10 years now?

The Long Walk, civil service edition. Last man standing gets a cookie.

Those numbers were propaganda, too - the counts of Vietnamese dead were wildly inflated and toward the end, people were pointing out that by our count, we’d killed every man, woman and child there, so the war must be over. But at least we were honest about losing people to their stupid civil war.

Whose house did they poll though, I wonder.

“Just quit charging to refine it, guys, ok?”

Did she ever give the money back for those recounts in 2016 that never happened?

Only when it finally touches them. After it finally reaches past everyone else and touches them.

🍦

Appropriate respect is important.

Bring that treble.