Bernie
@bernnyx.bsky.social
bi. writer. tron, theme park, n cartoon liker. chicken and waffle consumer. she/her/he/him.
This thing tastes like hand sanitizer smells
September 16, 2026 at 8:09 PM
This thing tastes like hand sanitizer smells
*james rolfe vc* you can't help but think of 9/11
September 15, 2026 at 5:43 PM
*james rolfe vc* you can't help but think of 9/11
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oh god i nearly forgot to post my favourite 9/11 strip of all time
September 11, 2026 at 9:57 PM
oh god i nearly forgot to post my favourite 9/11 strip of all time
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Doodle of Gordie I did yesterday to help me get back on track
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September 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Doodle of Gordie I did yesterday to help me get back on track
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✍️😤👌🔥
One time I found a Sonic-themed 9/11 tribute fic once where Sonic and the gang go back in time and try and stop it only to somehow fuck it up and all the events still happen but they lift up the American flag at the end like they accomplished smth
September 11, 2026 at 11:26 PM
One time I found a Sonic-themed 9/11 tribute fic once where Sonic and the gang go back in time and try and stop it only to somehow fuck it up and all the events still happen but they lift up the American flag at the end like they accomplished smth
KH4 PUT MY HUSBAND THE GHOST HOST IN THE GAME AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
September 9, 2026 at 8:54 AM
KH4 PUT MY HUSBAND THE GHOST HOST IN THE GAME AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
I read this one bad creepypasta where at the end the kid's parent's move him to Virginia clearly inspired by the young author's own life and he ended the story by saying something like "DON'T WATCH THIS SCARY LOST EPISODE OR YOU WILL ALSO BE MOVED TO VIRGINIA"
September 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I read this one bad creepypasta where at the end the kid's parent's move him to Virginia clearly inspired by the young author's own life and he ended the story by saying something like "DON'T WATCH THIS SCARY LOST EPISODE OR YOU WILL ALSO BE MOVED TO VIRGINIA"
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he go!
a little Figment to loosen up after several busy weeks
a little Figment to loosen up after several busy weeks
August 27, 2026 at 1:13 PM
he go!
a little Figment to loosen up after several busy weeks
a little Figment to loosen up after several busy weeks
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I like Oxford a lot. Its architecture, and bookshops, and cafes, plus its all-pervading ambience of history and learning, but I think what I most like about it is its commas.
September 6, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I like Oxford a lot. Its architecture, and bookshops, and cafes, plus its all-pervading ambience of history and learning, but I think what I most like about it is its commas.
I gotta brush up on my phonetic alphabet I was on the phone today like "okay and to clarify that's f for foxtrot, I for India, n for nnnnnnnnorth carolina"
September 7, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I gotta brush up on my phonetic alphabet I was on the phone today like "okay and to clarify that's f for foxtrot, I for India, n for nnnnnnnnorth carolina"
I'm enraptured by Pawadise. You're telling me you couldn't find one event space in all of south Florida that wasn't a transhumanist church.
September 6, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I'm enraptured by Pawadise. You're telling me you couldn't find one event space in all of south Florida that wasn't a transhumanist church.
Is telegram worth using
September 6, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Is telegram worth using
writing horror is so funny bc you have the characters saying shit like "I'm having such a great time!" knowing damn well you're the one about to put them in the torment nexus
September 5, 2026 at 6:48 PM
writing horror is so funny bc you have the characters saying shit like "I'm having such a great time!" knowing damn well you're the one about to put them in the torment nexus
I need everyone to send healing beams to my gf right fucking now
September 5, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I need everyone to send healing beams to my gf right fucking now
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even now, she's still teaching us
September 3, 2026 at 12:38 PM
even now, she's still teaching us
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Happy Werewolf Wednesday
September 2, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Happy Werewolf Wednesday
The sitting sitter seems to rest his ass at night
September 3, 2026 at 12:41 AM
The sitting sitter seems to rest his ass at night
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“Looksminimizing” is sending me
August 30, 2026 at 1:27 AM
“Looksminimizing” is sending me
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this one is especially egregious
August 29, 2026 at 11:36 PM
this one is especially egregious
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July 27, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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God Rinzler is so fucking hot
August 30, 2026 at 3:27 AM
God Rinzler is so fucking hot
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Hey, critters.
The media's interested in furries again.
As someone who's been in the fandom for well over two decades and has worked as a journalist, here's a quick guide to Dealing With The Press:
If a journalist approaches you,
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUC
The media's interested in furries again.
As someone who's been in the fandom for well over two decades and has worked as a journalist, here's a quick guide to Dealing With The Press:
If a journalist approaches you,
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUC
August 29, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Hey, critters.
The media's interested in furries again.
As someone who's been in the fandom for well over two decades and has worked as a journalist, here's a quick guide to Dealing With The Press:
If a journalist approaches you,
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUC
The media's interested in furries again.
As someone who's been in the fandom for well over two decades and has worked as a journalist, here's a quick guide to Dealing With The Press:
If a journalist approaches you,
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUC