Teddy Ballgame
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Teddy Ballgame
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April 2, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Reposted by Teddy Ballgame
A bill passed the Senate 100-0 to fund critical agencies like the TSA and FEMA. If Speaker Johnson called it for a vote it would pass easily. But he won’t do that.

Instead, House Republicans are prolonging this shutdown by insisting on even more funding for ICE.

I voted NO.
March 28, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I was at REI and my crampon technician said that unsanctioning Iranian oil and buying it from them is the type of 4D chess the libs can’t comprehend.
I was at a hipster coffee shop when the Barista said to me, "universal healthcare would be nice, but boots in the ground on Kharg Island is a much better investment of American tax dollars.".
This morning, I was at Pearl’s Bagels eating a bagel and lox, chatting with the lady behind me about the war. Her three-year-old chimed in and said that Trump was vastly underestimating the geopolitical consequences that will reverberate from another war in the Middle East.
March 21, 2026 at 8:32 PM
But … tattoos
I still can’t figure out when “we can deport you” turned into “we can put you in a hell hole prison in a third country, indefinitely, with no legal recourse.”
April 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦🌻
March 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Marching is not enough. If you’re heading out to march today, please enjoy the catharsis and community. But follow it up with something meaningful.
February 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Just because I simply can’t with political content right now, I would just like to point out that the M&M proportions in this package were a LIE perpetuated by Big Pretzel!!!
November 22, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Our polling only started to decline when we got tired of the “couch fucker” jokes. Maybe it’s just that easy.
November 19, 2024 at 5:29 PM