Samara Jayne
@bettterlate.bsky.social
Registered Midwife, settler, TTRPG enthusiast, leftist.
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Hot boots alert!!!!
September 11, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Hot boots alert!!!!
The Strokes put on a great show. It’s been 20 years since I last saw them, finally upgraded my band tee (though my 2006 one still fits) and thinking about how Julian Casablancas is so cool in the opposite way to Father John Misty.
August 28, 2026 at 6:45 AM
The Strokes put on a great show. It’s been 20 years since I last saw them, finally upgraded my band tee (though my 2006 one still fits) and thinking about how Julian Casablancas is so cool in the opposite way to Father John Misty.
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stunning Paris was how this whole mess got started
‘The Odyssey’ women Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, Lupita Nyong'o, and Charlize Theron stun in Paris.
July 9, 2026 at 3:46 AM
stunning Paris was how this whole mess got started
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guys we don’t have to have discourse about this app every single day, we don’t have to do this
May 24, 2026 at 6:29 PM
guys we don’t have to have discourse about this app every single day, we don’t have to do this
Avril Lavigne got what Fefe Dobson deserved.
May 16, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Avril Lavigne got what Fefe Dobson deserved.
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“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.
April 19, 2026 at 6:06 PM
“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.
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The Strokes played Coachella against a backdrop listing all the world leaders that had been assassinated by the CIA, a count of the number of universities bombed in Iran, and footage of the bombing of the last university in Gaza
April 19, 2026 at 4:49 PM
The Strokes played Coachella against a backdrop listing all the world leaders that had been assassinated by the CIA, a count of the number of universities bombed in Iran, and footage of the bombing of the last university in Gaza
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"Moon's haunted"
When they go round the moon, the Artemis astronauts will be completely out of contact for 40 minutes. What's the single funniest (yet feasible) thing they could do when they get back in touch?
April 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
"Moon's haunted"
*watching a classic Survivor pole challenge*
Me: I love this challenge
Husband: you love a Parv challenge
Me: love a Parv challenge!
Husband: you’re a Parv-ert
Me: I love this challenge
Husband: you love a Parv challenge
Me: love a Parv challenge!
Husband: you’re a Parv-ert
April 5, 2026 at 7:18 AM
*watching a classic Survivor pole challenge*
Me: I love this challenge
Husband: you love a Parv challenge
Me: love a Parv challenge!
Husband: you’re a Parv-ert
Me: I love this challenge
Husband: you love a Parv challenge
Me: love a Parv challenge!
Husband: you’re a Parv-ert
Me, some random lady in Canada making Thai red curry for dinner: Haha take that, Brianna Grace Joy.
February 11, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Me, some random lady in Canada making Thai red curry for dinner: Haha take that, Brianna Grace Joy.
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I can’t explain it but I think Bon Iver is supposed to be Canadian
February 4, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I can’t explain it but I think Bon Iver is supposed to be Canadian
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It’s not IQ bullshit, it’s not an inherent thing, it’s a cognitive degradation thing. It’s how adhering to a certain kind of ideology requires that you make yourself believe things that corrode your ability to perceive and think clearly and objectively about people and how people work
January 26, 2026 at 6:01 PM
It’s not IQ bullshit, it’s not an inherent thing, it’s a cognitive degradation thing. It’s how adhering to a certain kind of ideology requires that you make yourself believe things that corrode your ability to perceive and think clearly and objectively about people and how people work
Today especially, I’m feeling grossed out by the algorithm and how I (& many of us) consume news, as I refresh for more updates on Minneapolis and scroll past ads, platitudes and fluff pieces about snow shovelling.
January 24, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Today especially, I’m feeling grossed out by the algorithm and how I (& many of us) consume news, as I refresh for more updates on Minneapolis and scroll past ads, platitudes and fluff pieces about snow shovelling.
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This really gets to the core of what makes Vance such a detestable figure
January 22, 2026 at 8:24 PM
This really gets to the core of what makes Vance such a detestable figure
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anne hathaway should get to kill one person a year
January 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
anne hathaway should get to kill one person a year
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I never remember to lotion my hands until it’s too late. Every winter I’m walking around with bloody knuckles like some kind of leprous wastrel. I think I’d use lotion more if I could like, feel it working. I need a more powerful lotion. The fentanyl of lotion
December 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I never remember to lotion my hands until it’s too late. Every winter I’m walking around with bloody knuckles like some kind of leprous wastrel. I think I’d use lotion more if I could like, feel it working. I need a more powerful lotion. The fentanyl of lotion
Count your days Paramount Plus!!! Survivor Season 26 Episode 8 only 4 minutes long and now I don’t see the merge! Rude!
December 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Count your days Paramount Plus!!! Survivor Season 26 Episode 8 only 4 minutes long and now I don’t see the merge! Rude!
Delivered a beautiful baby so far this Xmas Eve. I wonder if there might be another before my shift ends at 8 AM! Never love missing the holidays with my family, but can’t complain when its to welcome new life and do my dream job.
December 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Delivered a beautiful baby so far this Xmas Eve. I wonder if there might be another before my shift ends at 8 AM! Never love missing the holidays with my family, but can’t complain when its to welcome new life and do my dream job.
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If you take the Lord of the Rings as one movie, which you should, I think it stands up as the greatest movie ever made. No time for questions, I'm going on an adventure!
December 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
If you take the Lord of the Rings as one movie, which you should, I think it stands up as the greatest movie ever made. No time for questions, I'm going on an adventure!
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something that has brought me a great deal of peace in my life is my belief that it is not nor will it ever be my problem what my hair looks like from the back. that’s not part of my reality. it can’t affect me.
December 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
something that has brought me a great deal of peace in my life is my belief that it is not nor will it ever be my problem what my hair looks like from the back. that’s not part of my reality. it can’t affect me.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and Friendship double feature this Friday evening, enjoyed with a tortiere and a manhattan. 🤌
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and Friendship double feature this Friday evening, enjoyed with a tortiere and a manhattan. 🤌
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re: LLM answers at the top of search results — it's so funny that they put a little imp who lies to you at the gate to All Human Knowledge. Does Google think it's protecting the city of Thebes??
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
re: LLM answers at the top of search results — it's so funny that they put a little imp who lies to you at the gate to All Human Knowledge. Does Google think it's protecting the city of Thebes??
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