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· Apr 24
the birdbrain barrier
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Major shoutout to the kiddo in the community center bathroom singing “nobody” by mitski a capella at full volume
September 30, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Major shoutout to the kiddo in the community center bathroom singing “nobody” by mitski a capella at full volume
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The WineMobile 🍷🍷🍷
September 30, 2026 at 4:39 PM
The WineMobile 🍷🍷🍷
Why are we doing mad max fury road in the the Trader Joe’s parking lot
September 28, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Why are we doing mad max fury road in the the Trader Joe’s parking lot
Team wedding is a GO
September 27, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Team wedding is a GO
Tonight at the square dance I allowed a mysterious first grader to put some sort of Product in my hair and then brush such that it would be “straight at the top and curly on the bottom… it’s called the waterfall”… mission accomplishment
September 27, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Tonight at the square dance I allowed a mysterious first grader to put some sort of Product in my hair and then brush such that it would be “straight at the top and curly on the bottom… it’s called the waterfall”… mission accomplishment
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It’s warblers right now
September 26, 2026 at 1:10 AM
It’s warblers right now
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Music City is the posthuman landscape
September 26, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Music City is the posthuman landscape
Everyone start rain dancing and praying now
September 25, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Everyone start rain dancing and praying now
having to pee so bad during a meeting is a fate worse than death
September 25, 2026 at 3:51 PM
having to pee so bad during a meeting is a fate worse than death
oomf is reading me postmodern short stories over the phone (unsolicited)
September 24, 2026 at 2:55 AM
oomf is reading me postmodern short stories over the phone (unsolicited)
Damn maybe I should just wear shorts to my wedding
September 24, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Damn maybe I should just wear shorts to my wedding
Me if you even freaking care
September 22, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Me if you even freaking care
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Dude. Can you not become evil right before the wedding man
September 22, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Dude. Can you not become evil right before the wedding man
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Appoint me to secretary of defense and I will make SURE there is Mae Ploy in every grocery store
September 22, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Appoint me to secretary of defense and I will make SURE there is Mae Ploy in every grocery store
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How come I gotta pack up my bindle sack and brave the Bermuda Triangle to get some decent curry paste
September 22, 2026 at 4:40 PM
How come I gotta pack up my bindle sack and brave the Bermuda Triangle to get some decent curry paste
I think god should have picked autism OR migraine but not both
September 22, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I think god should have picked autism OR migraine but not both
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True teamwork in action
September 20, 2026 at 3:17 PM
True teamwork in action
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Rock, Salt, and Nails
September 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Rock, Salt, and Nails
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My life’s great delight is when normal people understand they can say their strangest phrases and thoughts to me yes! Yes! I’m the audience you’ve been looking for to do an impression of a medieval peasant at the Apple Store to
September 18, 2026 at 5:55 PM
My life’s great delight is when normal people understand they can say their strangest phrases and thoughts to me yes! Yes! I’m the audience you’ve been looking for to do an impression of a medieval peasant at the Apple Store to
doing a true recovery week after my 100k ride and my resting heart rate is 49. That really makes you think
September 18, 2026 at 1:06 PM
doing a true recovery week after my 100k ride and my resting heart rate is 49. That really makes you think
working remotely has taught me That very few people have strong written (digital) communication skills. none of you are making any sense!!!
September 16, 2026 at 2:55 PM
working remotely has taught me That very few people have strong written (digital) communication skills. none of you are making any sense!!!