Team wedding is a GO
September 27, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Team wedding is a GO
Tonight at the square dance I allowed a mysterious first grader to put some sort of Product in my hair and then brush such that it would be “straight at the top and curly on the bottom… it’s called the waterfall”… mission accomplishment
September 27, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Tonight at the square dance I allowed a mysterious first grader to put some sort of Product in my hair and then brush such that it would be “straight at the top and curly on the bottom… it’s called the waterfall”… mission accomplishment
Damn maybe I should just wear shorts to my wedding
September 24, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Damn maybe I should just wear shorts to my wedding
I can’t make this shit up. My wedding is in 10 days
September 24, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I can’t make this shit up. My wedding is in 10 days
Me if you even freaking care
September 22, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Me if you even freaking care
Important telegram from one room over
September 16, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Important telegram from one room over
inexplicable image taken ~1 hour after biking 100km
September 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
inexplicable image taken ~1 hour after biking 100km
Passers-by don’t know we are listening to Chopin’s funeral march
September 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Passers-by don’t know we are listening to Chopin’s funeral march
I’m starting a thread
August 16, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I’m starting a thread
Nobody’s got it as good as I do
August 16, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Nobody’s got it as good as I do
Can I get some country music out here please
July 22, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Can I get some country music out here please
Marrying this one btw
June 28, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Marrying this one btw