Paul H from SB
bikeslave.bsky.social
Paul H from SB
@bikeslave.bsky.social
Software developer that keeps my hands busy with too many bike projects
Who the fuck is Stephen Witt? And why is CNN interviewing him? This is the stupidest, most credulous rube shit I’ve seen in a while
September 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Kinda weird that the network owned by the company whose CEO is the son of the chairman of one of the big AI data center providers would go all in on AI as a focus of their reporting. I’m sure they’ll be completely objective in their reporting, right? Right?
New correspondent Ross Douthat says "no story looms larger than the latest developments in artificial intelligence." The technology and its impacts will be a major focus of 60 Minutes reporting.
September 14, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Man, I wish I had known that when I was voluntold that I was going to be scrummaster
ayahuasca taught me how to do scrum *right*
August 20, 2026 at 5:22 PM
At Hook & Press, having the best donuts on the planet, and a woman sits down wearing a No More Oligarchs t-shirt. She’s immediately complimented about it by everyone sitting around her.
August 15, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Went and watched Minions and Monsters today. One of my favorite parts is that Baby Cthulu is pretty much Eric Cartman
August 2, 2026 at 6:05 AM
The only movie I’ve ever walked out of was Popeye. 12 year old me couldn’t tolerate Mork from Ork as a singing and dancing Popeye
July 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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November 30, 2023 at 3:57 AM
That game won the Rory for "The Most Gratuitous Use Of The Word 'Belgium' In A Serious Screenplay"

IYKYK
July 7, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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Marc Cucarella just wants to know if you ladies need a massage to complete your beach experience
July 6, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Not a Trump boat parade
July 5, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Well, at least it’s not 100 degrees here
July 5, 2026 at 12:02 AM
WWDC is just not hitting the same this year. Maybe it’s the belief that people really do want the contrived demos they showed in the keynote. Or maybe it’s the way that you’re expected to pony up Deity knows how much money for AI tokens to use all the new fancy agentic development tools.
June 9, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Just spent 2 hours trying to figure out why I keep dropping the chain on my MTB, and came up with exactly nothing. At least I confirmed the chainline is correct.
May 7, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Participated in the EV Owners Circle at the Santa Barbara Earth Day celebration today. Had a good time talking with folks about the Rivian, and the gentleman next to me showing his 71 Beetle to EV conversion
April 27, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Tonight the party in this D&D game is getting beaten up by a spider dragon, which is not particularly embarrassing, and by menacing candles, which is very embarrassing. The candles are upsetting and I think some writer at Wizards of the Coast had a very bad experience at Anthropologie.
April 15, 2026 at 3:09 AM
So is this a Make Hungary Great Again policy? Or Hungary First? Also, will I be able to get either one of those on a hat from the campaign store?
Trump: “My Admin stands ready to use full Economic Might of US to strengthen Hungary’s Economy, as we have done for our Great Allies in the past, if PM Orbán and the Hungarian People ever need it. We are excited to invest in future Prosperity that will be generated by Orbán’s continued Leadership!”
April 10, 2026 at 9:22 PM
A very well-reasoned discussion of LLM use in software development. TLDR; if your development process is bad, no amount of LLM assistance is going to help you get high quality software out the door any faster (and likely will make it worse)
April 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I rarely think about the cognitive load when I’m out on my bike. But if drivers had to devote that much of their attention to not being injured or killed, while trying to get from point A to point B, how many people would actually choose to drive?
Something I was thinking about this morning on my ride is how hyper aware I am every time I bike: Checking for passing cars, parked cars, road furniture, pedestrians, potholes, road debris, etc.

This is something people should consider when they see victim blaming PSAs about cyclists. But also...
April 8, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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"By week one, I was already tired of his anti-rich, pro-Samaritan bullshit. I wanted to take a course in Christianity, not liberalism."
Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
Our 4th most-read article of 2022. CALENDAR 2027 3/31/24 4/13/25 4/5/26
buff.ly
April 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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“Jesus ‘CHRIST,’ a total loser, died like a Dog, has been DEAD for more than 24 hours and is NEVER COMING BACK!!!!!!”

Herod the Great, 33 AD
April 5, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Early morning, April 4
Shot rings out in the Memphis sky
Free at last, they took your life
They could not take your pride
April 4, 2026 at 10:24 PM
A little Good Friday chuckle
(Will probably get blocked, but don't care.)

How did Jesus get such killer abs?

Crossfit
April 4, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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Submitting a pull request
March 30, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Man, I need to go to Japan
Kan-chan, a pink penguin who is often mistaken an enema, is the mascot for Ichijiku enemas.
March 25, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Gonna be interesting to see how much longer we have a Calle Cesar Chavez in Santa Barbara
March 18, 2026 at 4:22 PM