dr. birb
@birb-mo.bsky.social
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biologist, fiber artist, tired
biologist, fiber artist, tired
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we could solve a lot of problems by rounding up christian nationalists and putting them in the contraption imo
August 11, 2026 at 4:28 PM
we could solve a lot of problems by rounding up christian nationalists and putting them in the contraption imo
watching barbie movies until i can pick up my wife
August 7, 2026 at 3:34 PM
watching barbie movies until i can pick up my wife
Lee just called their birth name their "daughtersona" 🫠😶🥴
July 26, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Lee just called their birth name their "daughtersona" 🫠😶🥴
"give me a bluetooth lobotomy.... delete this shit from my head"
July 22, 2026 at 12:11 AM
"give me a bluetooth lobotomy.... delete this shit from my head"
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-cries in public health-
What To Know About Cyclosporiasis https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-cyclosporiasis/
July 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
-cries in public health-
It would actually be so cool and cash money to treat your friends like you love them and respect them as people. But here we are.
July 11, 2026 at 7:36 PM
It would actually be so cool and cash money to treat your friends like you love them and respect them as people. But here we are.
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this heat and humidity has got me thinking uncharitable thoughts
July 6, 2026 at 2:10 PM
this heat and humidity has got me thinking uncharitable thoughts
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this weekend's kitchen adventures:
-farmers cheese, potato, mushroom, and cherry fillings for homemade pierogi
-lemon shrub for mocktails
-fresh lemonade
-cherry syrup
-nectarine blueberry basil mint fruit salad
-garlic confit
-farmers cheese, potato, mushroom, and cherry fillings for homemade pierogi
-lemon shrub for mocktails
-fresh lemonade
-cherry syrup
-nectarine blueberry basil mint fruit salad
-garlic confit
July 5, 2026 at 4:25 PM
this weekend's kitchen adventures:
-farmers cheese, potato, mushroom, and cherry fillings for homemade pierogi
-lemon shrub for mocktails
-fresh lemonade
-cherry syrup
-nectarine blueberry basil mint fruit salad
-garlic confit
-farmers cheese, potato, mushroom, and cherry fillings for homemade pierogi
-lemon shrub for mocktails
-fresh lemonade
-cherry syrup
-nectarine blueberry basil mint fruit salad
-garlic confit
tell me why TODAY was the day that they decided to do a fire drill. in the middle of our weekly journal club. at literally high noon.
July 1, 2026 at 4:18 PM
tell me why TODAY was the day that they decided to do a fire drill. in the middle of our weekly journal club. at literally high noon.
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Guessing nearly everyone knows this by now but wet towel and a fan is a useful way to use evaporative cooling in this extreme weather to keep your temperature down.
June 24, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Guessing nearly everyone knows this by now but wet towel and a fan is a useful way to use evaporative cooling in this extreme weather to keep your temperature down.
Toby is due for his shots and also lowkey might need a tooth removed, so we are at the vet, and he is stress purring SO LOUD
June 23, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Toby is due for his shots and also lowkey might need a tooth removed, so we are at the vet, and he is stress purring SO LOUD
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I see raw milk is in the news.
Allow me to introduce you to my favorite moment in West Virginia legislative history: www.eater.com/2016/3/9/111...
Allow me to introduce you to my favorite moment in West Virginia legislative history: www.eater.com/2016/3/9/111...
January 15, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I see raw milk is in the news.
Allow me to introduce you to my favorite moment in West Virginia legislative history: www.eater.com/2016/3/9/111...
Allow me to introduce you to my favorite moment in West Virginia legislative history: www.eater.com/2016/3/9/111...
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I have a moral obligation to repost this every time raw milk is in the news.
I see raw milk is in the news.
Allow me to introduce you to my favorite moment in West Virginia legislative history: www.eater.com/2016/3/9/111...
Allow me to introduce you to my favorite moment in West Virginia legislative history: www.eater.com/2016/3/9/111...
June 10, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I have a moral obligation to repost this every time raw milk is in the news.
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just came across pew data that fewer people knew a trans person in 2024 than in 2021-22. what happened. did they forget??
June 4, 2026 at 6:48 PM
just came across pew data that fewer people knew a trans person in 2024 than in 2021-22. what happened. did they forget??
When you're being mean to me, this is who you're really being mean to (bc we have one shared soul)
June 2, 2026 at 1:12 PM
When you're being mean to me, this is who you're really being mean to (bc we have one shared soul)
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happy pride, shoutout as always to the 1978 gilbert baker pride flag which had pink and turquoise stripes for SEX AND MAGIC AND ART, and in this house we support gay sex and gay magic and gay art
June 1, 2026 at 12:04 PM
happy pride, shoutout as always to the 1978 gilbert baker pride flag which had pink and turquoise stripes for SEX AND MAGIC AND ART, and in this house we support gay sex and gay magic and gay art
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I love u they/thems I love u she/theys I love u he/theys I love u they/its I love u any other fathomable combination of theys, thems, and theirses
July 31, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I love u they/thems I love u she/theys I love u he/theys I love u they/its I love u any other fathomable combination of theys, thems, and theirses
This is a BGE hate account, today and always
May 28, 2026 at 12:44 PM
This is a BGE hate account, today and always
Closing out old accounts that my dad made is so stupid, what do you MEAN he didnt give me access to the EDUCATIONAL savings account he made for me until AFTER I FINISHED MY PHD??? And why is my brother's account under my social security number ?
May 26, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Closing out old accounts that my dad made is so stupid, what do you MEAN he didnt give me access to the EDUCATIONAL savings account he made for me until AFTER I FINISHED MY PHD??? And why is my brother's account under my social security number ?
Got a period and as always the first day sputters have led to the second day deluge and I remember again why I want a hysterectomy 🤪
May 25, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Got a period and as always the first day sputters have led to the second day deluge and I remember again why I want a hysterectomy 🤪
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Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up
May 24, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up
Anyone heard of woody breast disorder in chickens bc that shit had me, a known wife lover and die-hard defender of them regardless of if they are right or not, questioning my wife and their cooking skill.
May 17, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Anyone heard of woody breast disorder in chickens bc that shit had me, a known wife lover and die-hard defender of them regardless of if they are right or not, questioning my wife and their cooking skill.
Well. It's almost midnight. I am struggling to get any grading done because my sister completely flipped my nervous system into fight or flight by repeating in tone, phrase, and action things that used to happen when I had less autonomy. So glad I spent seven of my remaining grading hours on her.
And my sister wants pictures here and I get that but also I am boiling to death, this arena is so crowded, and I have so much grading to do
May 17, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Well. It's almost midnight. I am struggling to get any grading done because my sister completely flipped my nervous system into fight or flight by repeating in tone, phrase, and action things that used to happen when I had less autonomy. So glad I spent seven of my remaining grading hours on her.
Seeing my parents always puts me in such a sensitive state, the fucking arena is so warm, and I cannot believe this is a two and a half hour ceremony that ISNT EVEN DONE YET
May 16, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Seeing my parents always puts me in such a sensitive state, the fucking arena is so warm, and I cannot believe this is a two and a half hour ceremony that ISNT EVEN DONE YET