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A Gentleman Loses His Monocle

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WEB PAGE: Forumula: OhNoPenelope: just fyi, i know the woman (yes) behind the gentleman agriculturalist. she brags about it all over town. like i'm just barely an acquaintance of hers and even I know. dancingsorceress: That's a lie. I've spoken to The Gentleman on many an occasion. This "woman" just has tons of photos of the same man? OhNoPenelope: ever hear of stock photos? she does and it's well known in my area. dancingsorceress: I usually avoid talking about this because of the jealousy, etc that it inspires in others, but The Gentleman and I have been carrying on for quite some time... I think I would know if he were lying. OhNoPenelope: let me guess. it's been "a bad year for legumes" and he needs to repair his tractor, if he could only get $600. honey bunch have you even researched the growing conditions for legumes. Grassy searches for, attractive farmer, bringing up a picture of a woman holding a purple cauliflower. He searches, handsome farmer stock photo, bringing up a picture of a kindly bald man on a farm. He takes a breath, closing his eyes, then searches, a farmer for the whole world to love, bringing up a photo of the so-called Gentleman Agriculturalist, watermarked with the logo, Hunk Photo. Grassy adopts a furious expression.
September 18, 2026 at 10:22 AM
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Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
September 18, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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mardiroos.bsky.social
Bro, be straight with me: was it eldritch or merely uncanny?
September 14, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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homotoptheory.northsky.social
i think about this all the time
John @logicalpathos • 5h This dog looks like my dog from my teenage years, Daisy. God I miss Daisy. 2 LT 1 146 aro @Arolexion • 4h I miss daisy too 1 ... 20 L dais @daisdNDconfused • 4h ... It's okay... I was reincarnated into a real girl 1 19 John @logicalpathos Do you remember how we used to run 5:04 PM • 4/1/22 • Twitter for iPhone 54 Likes
September 14, 2026 at 8:02 AM
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Introducing fluoddity.com!
Hundreds of thousands of particles self organize into a stunning variety of structures. Explore a world of possibilities with mutation and artificial selection!

This is my personal tool for exploring Fluoddity, rebuilt for the web by Opus 5
August 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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dmullinsgames.bsky.social
The next game from the creator of Inscryption…
🎪PONY ISLAND 2: PANDA CIRCUS🎪
will be released on
APRIL 27th 2027

Wishlist on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/2017940/...
August 25, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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what the hell
a small white ceramic rabbit-like creature with bulging, glossy black eyes. a little of the white of its eye is visible, like an overbred pedigree dog. it has small ears and a wide smile. it's faintly canine in its posture. the same rabbit-like creature from a front view. it's got simple nub feet and a :3 mouth which stretches all the way across its face. its eyes bulge from the sides of its head. it has soft pink tones around its eyes and mouth. the same ceramic rabbit from a rear 3/4 view. there's no tail on this thing. one of its bulging eyes is visible from this angle too, defying reasonable physiology.
June 2, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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[dark figure behind a smokey desk]: *There will be a reckoning.*
me: yes i expect so
[dark figure]: *There must be recompense.*
me: no doubt. wait.. for me? or you?
[figure]: *There will be an accounting.*
me: well.. that's good i guess. you are my accountant after all
July 25, 2026 at 11:42 AM
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July 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
birbzone.com
I wish there was a way to mute images of Werner Herzog with a speech bubble going to the quoted post
June 26, 2026 at 10:59 AM
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jtrofe.com
Just under the wire #makeaterriblecomicday
Comic of a cat doing stretches at a gym. An off-panel voice says "ooo big stretch...". A man looks very proud of himself until some burly guards drag him away. In the final panel they drag him past a big sign that says "Ooo big stretch" crossed out
June 25, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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a purple deer in front of a dark background with wavy purple, blue, and pink vector lines. It's called deer3, it has 500000 DPI, it's wireless, and hot swappable. a new era
April 27, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
And Tiny Tim DIED. Dead! Dead! Dead!
June 6, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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itellyouwhat.bsky.social
I wasn't sure what to expect. Seeing the whole thing didn't help much.
Car in front of truck with giant sign saying suck my Back of truck saying suckmyguttersclean.com underneath it says No mess. No risk. No death!
June 3, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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May 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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sylviefluff.bsky.social
v1.0.2 of the Sylvie Collection has been posted
sylvie.website/SylvieCollec...

It adds the new web port of Cat Planet I just made, and a more accurate account of the Cat Planet version differences. Should you redownload the collection? Probably not.

Changelog: sylvie.website/SylvieCollec...
Sylvie Collection, 2004 to 2024
sylvie.website
April 16, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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xanderpussrex.bsky.social
Touch my tooter
April 5, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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caulimovirus.bsky.social
Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:
“You are an abolitionist, ain’t you?” “As to that, I cannot so readily answer. If by abolitionist you mean a zealot, I am none; but if you mean a man, who, being a man, feels for all men, slaves included, and by any lawful act, opposed to nobody’s interest, and therefore, rousing nobody’s enmity, would willingly abolish suffering (supposing it, in its degree, to exist) from among mankind, irrespective of color, then am I what you say.” “Picked and prudent sentiments. You are the moderate man, the invaluable understrapper of the wicked man. You, the moderate man, may be used for wrong, but are useless for right.”
May 27, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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March 18, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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March 17, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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Mr. President I have a solution to our problem: The Big Squirt
Image from an old 1950s magazine called "Mechanix". It's a drawing of a landscape with a river running from the bottom left with mountains next to it, fading into plains in the distance, and then snow-capped peaks in the background. Some kind of factory with smokestacks is along the river. Behind the factory is an enormous cannon shooting a massive arc of water into the sky. The water lands in a big collection dish on the other side of the nearby mountains at a facility with its own cannon which shoots the water to another facility in the distance and so on and so on. Big text in the top left reads "CALIFORNIA'S BIG SQUIRT". There is an info box in the bottom right with a paragraph: "The parched deserts of Souther California need water to transform their barren soil into fertile farmlands and tourist Meccas such as those existing elsewhere in the state. So far the problem has remained unsolved. But Sidney Cornell, a Los Angeles construction engineer, thinks he has a solution. He wants to construct a series of geyser-like power plants one mile apart to shoot water from the mouth of one into the funnel of the next, as depicteed here by MI artist Frank Tinsley. The water would arc over hilly sections, have a flat trajectory over plains. Its velocity would approach 400 mph. These stations-400 in all- would cost about $300,000 each."
March 12, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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hellocullen.bsky.social
i have one more (long) clip that i wanted to wait until after the show dropped to share

i cannot fuckin believe they let us do this.

#GodDoesReal
February 20, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM