Alec
@blastfort.bsky.social
ugh
I just got fired! If only it were out of cannon, into the sun.
August 26, 2026 at 10:54 PM
ugh
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[Austin Powers, finally remembering where bees live]
August 14, 2026 at 3:37 AM
[Austin Powers, finally remembering where bees live]
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America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
July 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
[internal screaming]
[external screaming]
[external screaming]
June 25, 2026 at 4:46 AM
[internal screaming]
[external screaming]
[external screaming]
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Look, all I'm saying is if some bitch wanted to prick my finger so I could sleep uninterrupted for a few years I wouldn't be all that mad about it
May 22, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Look, all I'm saying is if some bitch wanted to prick my finger so I could sleep uninterrupted for a few years I wouldn't be all that mad about it
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I over ate and now need aftercare
May 20, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I over ate and now need aftercare
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you and me baby ain't nothin but mammals so let's do it* like they do on the discovery channel
*die a horrible, excruciating, unnecessary death as a direct result of the utter and complete destruction of our natural habitat by humans
*die a horrible, excruciating, unnecessary death as a direct result of the utter and complete destruction of our natural habitat by humans
April 28, 2026 at 7:19 AM
you and me baby ain't nothin but mammals so let's do it* like they do on the discovery channel
*die a horrible, excruciating, unnecessary death as a direct result of the utter and complete destruction of our natural habitat by humans
*die a horrible, excruciating, unnecessary death as a direct result of the utter and complete destruction of our natural habitat by humans
It's new tmbg album day!
April 14, 2026 at 6:07 AM
It's new tmbg album day!
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Boy it’s humiliating being a human being with feelings and needs
April 2, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Boy it’s humiliating being a human being with feelings and needs
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back in my day the economy was strong enough to afford two durans
March 22, 2026 at 7:09 PM
back in my day the economy was strong enough to afford two durans
Randomly listened to this this morning before checking the godamned news.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=cWI1...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=cWI1...
You Always Want to Bomb the Middle East
YouTube video by Cheekface - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 28, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Randomly listened to this this morning before checking the godamned news.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=cWI1...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=cWI1...
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Me every morning in this fucking country
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Me every morning in this fucking country
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“Are you certain it will work? It looks like a hot tub.”
- 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, H.G. Wells, 1895
- 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, H.G. Wells, 1895
December 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
“Are you certain it will work? It looks like a hot tub.”
- 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, H.G. Wells, 1895
- 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, H.G. Wells, 1895
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December 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Love to open up the fridge of my mind, take one sniff and say "yup, that's some bad brain in there," and then have my brain sneer back at me.
"Everything you're doing is a waste of time!" It cackles as it drives pins into itself.
"Everything you're doing is a waste of time!" It cackles as it drives pins into itself.
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Love to open up the fridge of my mind, take one sniff and say "yup, that's some bad brain in there," and then have my brain sneer back at me.
"Everything you're doing is a waste of time!" It cackles as it drives pins into itself.
"Everything you're doing is a waste of time!" It cackles as it drives pins into itself.
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they should always let this happen
October 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
they should always let this happen
It's not a phase, I'm eternally always in unfiltered gremlin mode.
IT'S TIME FOR THE PULP GIRLS HALLOWEEN MAD LIB
It's not a phase, I'm vaguely always in medieval bimbo mode.
It's not a phase, I'm vaguely always in medieval bimbo mode.
October 31, 2025 at 7:12 AM
It's not a phase, I'm eternally always in unfiltered gremlin mode.
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This isn’t really what I meant by “Surprise T. Swift Album” but people do seem pretty surprised, so I’ll take it.
October 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This isn’t really what I meant by “Surprise T. Swift Album” but people do seem pretty surprised, so I’ll take it.
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Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
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Roadworks will tear us apart, again
September 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Roadworks will tear us apart, again
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The slushie machine has a color you don't recognize, swirling around through the glass, your mesmerized brain struggling to make sense of what's hitting your retinas, like the wavelength of the light itself is being bent and corkscrewed on the way to your eye. You bet it tastes like strawberries
August 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
The slushie machine has a color you don't recognize, swirling around through the glass, your mesmerized brain struggling to make sense of what's hitting your retinas, like the wavelength of the light itself is being bent and corkscrewed on the way to your eye. You bet it tastes like strawberries
@ownsongkaraoke.bsky.social hot off the press: youtu.be/Bw72CQYfHvY
Hayley Williams - Ego Death At A Bachelorette Party (Official Video)
YouTube video by HayleyWilliamsVEVO
youtu.be
August 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
@ownsongkaraoke.bsky.social hot off the press: youtu.be/Bw72CQYfHvY