Myles Away
@blessedpsycho.bsky.social
#Gaymer #Writer #SpecialEducationTeacher #Geek #Nerd #Bibliophile #Cinephile ♦ #Poly / #ENM ♦ He/Him ♦ #Queer AF
One of my students wants to spray paint his hair because he thinks this will make it actually permanent. Because it’s spray paint. #TeacherLife
Bartlett West
ALT: Bartlett West
static.klipy.com
August 17, 2026 at 5:41 PM
One of my students wants to spray paint his hair because he thinks this will make it actually permanent. Because it’s spray paint. #TeacherLife
I just applied for a Doctoral program. Best or worst decision of my life?
Sheldon Hyperventilating
ALT: Sheldon Hyperventilating
static.klipy.com
July 30, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I just applied for a Doctoral program. Best or worst decision of my life?
#SDCC is nearly here! I'm so fucking excited and can't wait!!!!! PTO is approved and booked. Hotel is locked in. Bank account is quivering in fear. Personal schedule is locked down. WEDNESDAY, WHY YOU NO HERE YET?!!?!??!
Alfredo Linguini: Let's Do This Thing!
ALT: Alfredo Linguini: Let's Do This Thing!
static.klipy.com
July 17, 2026 at 2:25 AM
#SDCC is nearly here! I'm so fucking excited and can't wait!!!!! PTO is approved and booked. Hotel is locked in. Bank account is quivering in fear. Personal schedule is locked down. WEDNESDAY, WHY YOU NO HERE YET?!!?!??!
And on today’s adventure in the Life of an #Teacher!
We’re having a test prep class for the upcoming State Testing in a couple of weeks.
My 8th grader: Can I go in the science room?
Me: …why…?
8th grader: Just for fun.
Me: No.
Another 8th grader: Good, tell him no. He wants to *Breaking Bad* it!
We’re having a test prep class for the upcoming State Testing in a couple of weeks.
My 8th grader: Can I go in the science room?
Me: …why…?
8th grader: Just for fun.
Me: No.
Another 8th grader: Good, tell him no. He wants to *Breaking Bad* it!
a cartoon character with a keyhole belt and blue gloves
ALT: a cartoon character with a keyhole belt and blue gloves
media.tenor.com
April 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
And on today’s adventure in the Life of an #Teacher!
We’re having a test prep class for the upcoming State Testing in a couple of weeks.
My 8th grader: Can I go in the science room?
Me: …why…?
8th grader: Just for fun.
Me: No.
Another 8th grader: Good, tell him no. He wants to *Breaking Bad* it!
We’re having a test prep class for the upcoming State Testing in a couple of weeks.
My 8th grader: Can I go in the science room?
Me: …why…?
8th grader: Just for fun.
Me: No.
Another 8th grader: Good, tell him no. He wants to *Breaking Bad* it!
Had a student this morning tell me to “shut (my) mouth” because I asked him to not watch wrestling videos at school. This isn’t the first time I’ve caught him, nor the first time he’s talked back to me.
#TeacherLife #INeedADrink
#TeacherLife #INeedADrink
March 30, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Had a student this morning tell me to “shut (my) mouth” because I asked him to not watch wrestling videos at school. This isn’t the first time I’ve caught him, nor the first time he’s talked back to me.
#TeacherLife #INeedADrink
#TeacherLife #INeedADrink
At a birthday party for my meta’s friend where I know absolutely no one. B-day girl’s fam just showed up and wrinkled their nose that it’s too “stinky” outside because I dared smoke a single cigarette. 30 feet away from them. With the wind blowing in my direction and not theirs.
a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and eating a cookie .
ALT: a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and eating a cookie .
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 10:38 PM
At a birthday party for my meta’s friend where I know absolutely no one. B-day girl’s fam just showed up and wrinkled their nose that it’s too “stinky” outside because I dared smoke a single cigarette. 30 feet away from them. With the wind blowing in my direction and not theirs.
Huh. Never been approached by Mormons in a grocery store parking lot before. Better update my Bingo card…
February 7, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Huh. Never been approached by Mormons in a grocery store parking lot before. Better update my Bingo card…
A conversation with a colleague:
Colleague: (singing) 🎵Doctor Kevorkian!🎵
Me: …why are you consulting with Doctor Kevorkian????
Colleague: My foot
She was mispronouncing her doctor’s actual name, but COME ON!!!
#ShitMyFriendsSay
#ShitTeachersSay
#CantMakeThisShitUp
Colleague: (singing) 🎵Doctor Kevorkian!🎵
Me: …why are you consulting with Doctor Kevorkian????
Colleague: My foot
She was mispronouncing her doctor’s actual name, but COME ON!!!
#ShitMyFriendsSay
#ShitTeachersSay
#CantMakeThisShitUp
January 29, 2026 at 4:38 PM
A conversation with a colleague:
Colleague: (singing) 🎵Doctor Kevorkian!🎵
Me: …why are you consulting with Doctor Kevorkian????
Colleague: My foot
She was mispronouncing her doctor’s actual name, but COME ON!!!
#ShitMyFriendsSay
#ShitTeachersSay
#CantMakeThisShitUp
Colleague: (singing) 🎵Doctor Kevorkian!🎵
Me: …why are you consulting with Doctor Kevorkian????
Colleague: My foot
She was mispronouncing her doctor’s actual name, but COME ON!!!
#ShitMyFriendsSay
#ShitTeachersSay
#CantMakeThisShitUp
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Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.
January 27, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.
Recreation of 🧊 thought process
🧊 Agents (probably): Why are these brown people going into that government looking building? Better arrest their asses!
#Criminal #FuckICE #Incompetence #AbolishICE #NoNazis #MakeAmericaCompetentAgain
🧊 Agents (probably): Why are these brown people going into that government looking building? Better arrest their asses!
#Criminal #FuckICE #Incompetence #AbolishICE #NoNazis #MakeAmericaCompetentAgain
1/27/2026 - Minneapolis
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
January 28, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Recreation of 🧊 thought process
🧊 Agents (probably): Why are these brown people going into that government looking building? Better arrest their asses!
#Criminal #FuckICE #Incompetence #AbolishICE #NoNazis #MakeAmericaCompetentAgain
🧊 Agents (probably): Why are these brown people going into that government looking building? Better arrest their asses!
#Criminal #FuckICE #Incompetence #AbolishICE #NoNazis #MakeAmericaCompetentAgain
Reposted by Myles Away
So the SAVE Act... It passed the House. That means anyone who has changed their legal name better get a valid passport ASAP or change their name back to match their birth certificate if it passes. If they still want to vote that is 🙃
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
www.congress.gov
January 21, 2026 at 8:17 PM
So the SAVE Act... It passed the House. That means anyone who has changed their legal name better get a valid passport ASAP or change their name back to match their birth certificate if it passes. If they still want to vote that is 🙃
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🎄Happy Merry Chrismukkah! 🎄🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨ | #Gaymer #Gayming #Streamer #Streaming #Twitch #Fortnite @FortniteGame
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✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🎄Happy Merry Chrismukkah! 🎄🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨
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December 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🎄Happy Merry Chrismukkah! 🎄🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨ | #Gaymer #Gayming #Streamer #Streaming #Twitch #Fortnite @FortniteGame
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✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🎄Happy Merry Chrismukkah! 🎄🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨ | #Gaymer #Gayming #Streamer #Streaming #Twitch #Fortnite @FortniteGame #Hanukkah #Christmas
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
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December 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🎄Happy Merry Chrismukkah! 🎄🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨ | #Gaymer #Gayming #Streamer #Streaming #Twitch #Fortnite @FortniteGame #Hanukkah #Christmas
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✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈New Laptop, who dis? 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨ | #Gaymer #Gayming #Streamer #Streaming #Twitch #Fortnite @FortniteGame
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
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November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈New Laptop, who dis? 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨ | #Gaymer #Gayming #Streamer #Streaming #Twitch #Fortnite @FortniteGame
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✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈New Laptop, who dis? 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨ | #Gaymer #Gayming #Streamer #Streaming #Twitch #Fortnite @FortniteGame
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈New Laptop, who dis? 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨ | #Gaymer #Gayming #Streamer #Streaming #Twitch #Fortnite @FortniteGame
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✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈New Laptop, who dis? 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨ | #Gaymer #Gayming #Streamer #Streaming #Twitch #Fortnite @FortniteGame
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BlessedPsycho - Twitch
Teacher by day, casual gaymer by night. SoCal living and just having fun with streaming. Don't take me too seriously, because I never have. He/Him. Play on PS5 & PC. #AMA
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November 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈New Laptop, who dis? 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨ | #Gaymer #Gayming #Streamer #Streaming #Twitch #Fortnite @FortniteGame
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I work for a charter school.
Boss Man: hey, we have openings with the Online program. Tell your friends!
Teacher: am I your friend?
#TeacherLife
Boss Man: hey, we have openings with the Online program. Tell your friends!
Teacher: am I your friend?
#TeacherLife
September 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I work for a charter school.
Boss Man: hey, we have openings with the Online program. Tell your friends!
Teacher: am I your friend?
#TeacherLife
Boss Man: hey, we have openings with the Online program. Tell your friends!
Teacher: am I your friend?
#TeacherLife
✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈Bored now 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨ | #Gaymer #Gayming #Streamer #Streaming #Twitch #Fortnite @FortniteGame
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✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈Bored now 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨
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August 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈Bored now 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨ | #Gaymer #Gayming #Streamer #Streaming #Twitch #Fortnite @FortniteGame
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Reposted by Myles Away
This is an executive order that lays the groundwork for sending homeless people and people with mental illness to concentration camps to be "civilly committed." It was never going to stop with immigrants.
This is horrifying beyond words.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
This is horrifying beyond words.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Ending Crime and Disorder on America's Streets
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Purpose and
www.whitehouse.gov
July 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
This is an executive order that lays the groundwork for sending homeless people and people with mental illness to concentration camps to be "civilly committed." It was never going to stop with immigrants.
This is horrifying beyond words.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
This is horrifying beyond words.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
At 9:30am, I texted the staff chat about my extended medical leave and updated them on recovery. Also asked them to tell the student who kidnapped my pen to stop kidnapping pens. 5 hrs later, I got the follow from said student #TeacherLife
July 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
At 9:30am, I texted the staff chat about my extended medical leave and updated them on recovery. Also asked them to tell the student who kidnapped my pen to stop kidnapping pens. 5 hrs later, I got the follow from said student #TeacherLife
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The Voyager Declaration - I like the sound of that!
Support NASA and our real-life Starfleet officers by signing, calling your reps, and being a STEM champion locally and nationally.
🫡
www.standupforscience.net/nasa-voyager...
Support NASA and our real-life Starfleet officers by signing, calling your reps, and being a STEM champion locally and nationally.
🫡
www.standupforscience.net/nasa-voyager...
Support the NASA Voyager Declaration Now! — STAND UP FOR SCIENCE
Your solidarity with the NASA heroes helps their fight to preserve NASA's vital missions.
www.standupforscience.net
July 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The Voyager Declaration - I like the sound of that!
Support NASA and our real-life Starfleet officers by signing, calling your reps, and being a STEM champion locally and nationally.
🫡
www.standupforscience.net/nasa-voyager...
Support NASA and our real-life Starfleet officers by signing, calling your reps, and being a STEM champion locally and nationally.
🫡
www.standupforscience.net/nasa-voyager...
So I'm currently in recovery after an unexpected surgery. Students found out I was going to be out for a couple of weeks, and one messaged me the following. #TeacherLife #ILoveMyStudents
July 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
So I'm currently in recovery after an unexpected surgery. Students found out I was going to be out for a couple of weeks, and one messaged me the following. #TeacherLife #ILoveMyStudents
Today in Things That Should Get Me Fired: a colleague brought some squash to work to share. Another grabbed a big zucchini and said “I want this one.”
My dumbass instantly responded with, “aren’t you married??”
#PleaseDontCallHR
My dumbass instantly responded with, “aren’t you married??”
#PleaseDontCallHR
July 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Today in Things That Should Get Me Fired: a colleague brought some squash to work to share. Another grabbed a big zucchini and said “I want this one.”
My dumbass instantly responded with, “aren’t you married??”
#PleaseDontCallHR
My dumbass instantly responded with, “aren’t you married??”
#PleaseDontCallHR
✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈Summer Vacation Baby! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨ | #Gaymer #Gayming #Streamer #Streaming #Twitch #Fortnite @FortniteGame
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BlessedPsycho - Twitch
✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈Summer Vacation Baby! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨
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June 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈Summer Vacation Baby! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨✨ | #Gaymer #Gayming #Streamer #Streaming #Twitch #Fortnite @FortniteGame
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