Shane Moritz
@blitzmoritz.bsky.social
Focus,
Baltimoritzean since 2016
Baltimoritzean since 2016
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Natural results, out of this world cognition.
September 5, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Natural results, out of this world cognition.
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Kermit and Dolly singing Sly is too much to bear
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
August 25, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Kermit and Dolly singing Sly is too much to bear
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I was determined to use up all the ingredients, and friends, this lasagna weighs 80 pounds.
August 7, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I was determined to use up all the ingredients, and friends, this lasagna weighs 80 pounds.
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The arm on NBA star Kelsey Plum, who throws a rolled-up jersey to her dad sitting in the upper bleachers.
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June 27, 2026 at 11:44 PM
The arm on NBA star Kelsey Plum, who throws a rolled-up jersey to her dad sitting in the upper bleachers.
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I'm not sure I've ever seen a single sentence go downhill this far and this fast
Therapy ferrets used to kill rats at UK’s largest children’s prison
Therapy ferrets used to kill rats at UK’s largest children’s prison
Prison officers’ union calls for immediate end to practice at HMYOI Wetherby over fears for child and animal welfare
Pet ferrets kept as therapy animals at the UK’s largest children’s prison have been co-opted by managers to kill rats, resulting in a bloody incident and concerns over child and animal welfare.
The unorthodox method of vermin control was waved through last month at HMYOI Wetherby in West Yorkshire following a surge in rat numbers in prison offices and grounds. Continue reading...
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June 22, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I'm not sure I've ever seen a single sentence go downhill this far and this fast
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Would've liked to have seen this actor in more movies
April 19, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Would've liked to have seen this actor in more movies
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Let's take this up a notch, Tubi
NW:
NW:
April 30, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Let's take this up a notch, Tubi
NW:
NW:
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I am letting out a full throated pollinated Whoot! Received confirmation from Baltimore’s most glamorous venue (after Red Room!), Current Space, that it’s a go for a summer night under the stars showing for Shane of the Many Sorrows. Stay tuned for date.
April 26, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I am letting out a full throated pollinated Whoot! Received confirmation from Baltimore’s most glamorous venue (after Red Room!), Current Space, that it’s a go for a summer night under the stars showing for Shane of the Many Sorrows. Stay tuned for date.
Purloin, I was almost called that
Purloining Tiny, that I’d been saving because Blaster said it wasn’t as good as the omnibus. And it isn’t, but it has the same deranged offness and seems like a weird mixed draft of two of the omnibus books.
Deadly magic act, paranoia, daddy issues, lurking, stalking. America!
Deadly magic act, paranoia, daddy issues, lurking, stalking. America!
April 21, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Purloin, I was almost called that
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Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!
April 14, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!
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One of the very few acceptable Fourth Wall Breakers
March 24, 1924: Actor Norman Fell is born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
March 24, 2026 at 2:27 PM
One of the very few acceptable Fourth Wall Breakers
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