Michelle
@blue-dixie.bsky.social
The Dildo of Consequences rarely comes lubed.
Evertonian who can't stand football.
No justice, no peace. 📎
Always to the left.
Liverpool.
Evertonian who can't stand football.
No justice, no peace. 📎
Always to the left.
Liverpool.
I know what I looked like in the 80s. Happy as fuck.
September 11, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I know what I looked like in the 80s. Happy as fuck.
If I see one more holiday sunbathing leg picture, I'm going to find the owner of said legs and shave their head in their sleep.
August 30, 2026 at 6:14 PM
If I see one more holiday sunbathing leg picture, I'm going to find the owner of said legs and shave their head in their sleep.
Genuinely one of my favourite people. Gutted.
August 26, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Genuinely one of my favourite people. Gutted.
Dolly Parton. What a woman. What a legacy.
August 25, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Dolly Parton. What a woman. What a legacy.
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Marvin Gaye - A Tribute at the Proms is worth every penny Ive ever paid for my TV licence.
August 22, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Marvin Gaye - A Tribute at the Proms is worth every penny Ive ever paid for my TV licence.
Of all of the unfortunate surnames I've come across, Dumbell is possibly the worst. Imagine going through school with that following you around.
August 20, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Of all of the unfortunate surnames I've come across, Dumbell is possibly the worst. Imagine going through school with that following you around.
I genuinely think hell is having to talk my ex through sending an email over the phone. Absolute torture.
August 17, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I genuinely think hell is having to talk my ex through sending an email over the phone. Absolute torture.
I feel like eating this has changed my life.
August 17, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I feel like eating this has changed my life.
@friedkintfg.bsky.social good shout that Cape Fear. What an actor Javier Bardem is!
August 17, 2026 at 12:28 PM
@friedkintfg.bsky.social good shout that Cape Fear. What an actor Javier Bardem is!
A selection of beautifully worded quotes from last night.
August 15, 2026 at 9:11 AM
A selection of beautifully worded quotes from last night.
For the love of all that is holy, will somebody bring me some stodge 🙏🏻
August 15, 2026 at 9:08 AM
For the love of all that is holy, will somebody bring me some stodge 🙏🏻
Out out, aren't I. Had the kebab first and now we're on the hunt for karaoke 🤩
August 14, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Out out, aren't I. Had the kebab first and now we're on the hunt for karaoke 🤩
What are we watching lads? I want to watch The Handmaid's Tale, but concerned that I might smash my telly.
August 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
What are we watching lads? I want to watch The Handmaid's Tale, but concerned that I might smash my telly.
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My 2028 Party Platform
August 6, 2026 at 11:54 PM
My 2028 Party Platform
I enjoyed the eclipse.
August 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I enjoyed the eclipse.
In today's episode of Adventures of a Bus Wanker: plenty of seats, no kids, smells relatively pleasant - 9/10
God bless the school holidays.
God bless the school holidays.
August 11, 2026 at 7:46 AM
In today's episode of Adventures of a Bus Wanker: plenty of seats, no kids, smells relatively pleasant - 9/10
God bless the school holidays.
God bless the school holidays.
A curse on whoever put me on to this.
I solved 32 wordle games at once at thirtytoodle.web.app
I'm on day 1 of my current streak.
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thirtytoodle
thirtytoodle player
thirtytoodle.web.app
August 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
A curse on whoever put me on to this.
I solved 32 wordle games at once at thirtytoodle.web.app
I'm on day 1 of my current streak.
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I solved 32 wordle games at once at thirtytoodle.web.app
I'm on day 1 of my current streak.
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You remind me of the babe...
July 29, 2026 at 11:47 AM
You remind me of the babe...
Tell you what lads, I am my own hero.
We won't talk about me putting in one of the supports back to front 🤫
We won't talk about me putting in one of the supports back to front 🤫
July 25, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Tell you what lads, I am my own hero.
We won't talk about me putting in one of the supports back to front 🤫
We won't talk about me putting in one of the supports back to front 🤫
Masters of the Universe on the telly, dry roasted peanuts and jellybeans for tea 👍🏻
July 24, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Masters of the Universe on the telly, dry roasted peanuts and jellybeans for tea 👍🏻
Salted caramel banana bread in the oven. In the meantime, I'm going in 🥄😋
July 21, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Salted caramel banana bread in the oven. In the meantime, I'm going in 🥄😋
I met Kevin Keegan at Nessie's funeral, he was a genuinely nice man. Sad news.
July 20, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I met Kevin Keegan at Nessie's funeral, he was a genuinely nice man. Sad news.
You can take the lad out of Crocky but...
Gabby: What was your highlight of the half time show?
Wayne Rooney: When it finished. I thought it was crap.
10/10 punditry. No notes.
Wayne Rooney: When it finished. I thought it was crap.
10/10 punditry. No notes.
July 19, 2026 at 9:29 PM
You can take the lad out of Crocky but...